>get black out drunk Valentine's night >1:30 the next

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that bitch is sleeping with clothes on. We didn't even have sex lol

>>34894613
Go back to sleep and thank God for blessing me with a woman

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>>34894693
You sure? Better hope she's still there when you wake up again.

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>lost my virginity to a qt
>wait in bed to wake up from the dream

>>34894911
Oh lordy! I would take her out for diner and ask her father for her hand.

>>34894613
try to move it without waking it up

move it outside

go back inside, go back to sleep

Know the feel, she actually got pregnant from it. We stay together for the kid.

Good morning honey