>want to masturbate >dad took my bedroom door so no privacy

>>34894478
Do it in the shower. Problem solved.

Do it outside?

>>34894478
why did your dad take your bedroom door lmao also how old are you

>>34894509
>clogging up the drain with your glue

>>34894478
grrrrr parents, mirite /b/ro?

>>34894509
fapping in the shower sucks
i am cut so the water makes it burn with friction whether i lube up or not and i can't watch porn in the shower so i have a hard time staying hard

overall not worth it

>>34894568
This may sound weird, but what about toilet?

>>34894574
fuck you nigger im 22
if you are successful enough to live alone you're barely a robot

>>34894562
he was drunk telling my mom i didn't have a job because i was in my room masturbating all day

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>>34894604
22 and pops took your fucking bedroom door?

ooooh whatever you did mustve been baaad

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Do it at night when they're asleep

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>>34894635
holyshit
you`re probably not even aware that there are 30+ robots that life at home, do you normie newfag?

>>34894771
eat a dick you fucking stain

im 32 and still at home, doesn't mean i can't laugh at faggots when i see them

>>34894583
Stop Watching porn and being jew then faggot

>>34894478
>dad took my bedroom door so no privacy

this happened to me for bad grades in high school. Dad took my door for like a month until I redid all the assignments and projects I missed. He's also fairly tech-savvy so he made the router filter all MAC addresses except for the rest of the family's devices. I figured out my neighbor's wifi password fairly quickly (lol WEP) so that was okay

it was pretty much hell on earth, one of the worst non-psycho punishments imaginable. My bedroom was on the second floor in a typical suburban house and everyone could see into my room going up and down the stairs. I would have rather he severely beat me, at least it would have been over in 10 minutes

worst thing is I gave him the idea in the first place, years before he actually did it...we're an immigrant family and he would have never thought of it. I was relating how my best friend's sister was a total druggie party slut at the age of fourteen and her dad took her door (which made her run away from home)

These days you can buy a water proof phone (iPhone 7 is water proof I think), connect to wifi, and just fap in the shower though

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>>34894800
well
i didnt know that
godspeed oldnon

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>>34895003
its k

my outburst was uncalled for, but hey, autism, right

>>34894583
im cut and i dont have that problem, perhaps youre dick is brok?

>>34894626
Your dad is a fucking asshole, move when you can.

>>34894626
Hahahaha and he was obviously right

>>34894478
You need to assert your dominance immediately. Find the most degenerate porn, turn speakers to max, and stare at the doorway masturbating furiously. I guarantee you will have your door back. Also tell us what happens for lulz

>>34894543
thiesu

What if I told you that I don't have a bedroom door and my room is basically a corridor where everyone can walk through as they please?

>>34894626
Topu keku

Orogi

>>34894626
well, your dad is right isnt he? fucking NEET kys

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>>34894635
Fuck I know where this image is from...

>>34894574
>>34894604
>>34894635
>>34894771

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>>34895003
>>34895113

Always nice to see anons forgive each other. Keep it up, guys.

>>34894478
am i the only anon who always does it in the bathroom regardless if people are around? What is with you pieces of shit doing it in your beds for fucks sake, even when I was young i wasn't an idiot

>>34894741
This guy knows. Also apparently my comments are unoriginal as all shite.

>>34897977
>tfw pointing your dick down when you climax and hearing your cum spurt into the toilet
Feels clean, yo