So where were you guys when the greatest game of all time

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>>34893697
It does look really good, I wanted to get it and the Switch for my imouto but unfortunately my stepmother is a psychologist and thinks that children should not be allowed to play video games.

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Writhing in self-pity, you?

>>34893756
What. Why does she think that what a dumb cunt

It's literally just boring Super Mario Galaxy mixed with the ill 'real world' placing of Sonic 06

If this the best the Switch has to offer, I laugh at you, Nintendo

>>34893880
I was sitting in a pool of my own piss

>>34893889
She's simultaneously draconian and too cavalier as a parent. She wouldn't let her watch Spongebob because it contains cartoon violence, which she considers to be just as inappropriate for children as normal violence, yet at the same time let's her see Ghostbusters 2016 because muh feminism and that has jokes about fucking queefs

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>>34893900
So you're buying a switch right
>>34893921
Your stepmom sounds like a dumb cunt punch her for me please

>>34893900
t. sonycuck

>>34893900
Fuck off sonygger. Nobody likes you.

>>34893931
I would, but she's not that most of the time. I think it's just extreme cognitive dissonance. My main concern is that she installed cameras all over the house and the broke the lock on the door to my imouto's room so that she could never lock them. Once she starts to get older it's going to become a problem, and my dad's too much of a cuck to stand up to her. Plus she and him are not even together anymore, limiting the amount of time she has with him.

>>34893985
Jesus Christ roasties are crazy

>>34893961
>>34893937
>hhurr durr I'm going to yell buzzwords with no evidence
Don't like Playstation either, or Xbone - they're both produced boring, rehashed games and sequels with no innovation

Best consoles are PS2 and DS series

>>34893985
You gotta practice those hacker skills from 4chan, get a new lock, fakeout the cameras somehow, and stop being such a weeaboo and go back to your containment thread

>>34894045
Yeah, well. She was in her 40's when she met my dad, and in less than a year she was pregnant. Personally I think she was just getting older and felt her biological ticking, she never really seemed to have feelings for my dad but at least I got an imouto about it.
>>34894058
That thread is for people who want to fuck their imouto. She's like 8 years old, I have no desire to have sex with her and never will.