This guy walks towards you and splashes his latte at you.

Hug him and whisper into his ear "You did nothing wrong. Everything's gonna be fine Elliot."

>>34891346
Show him a picture of an Asian with a white gf and watch him rage

>>34891346
I throw the useless manlet to the ground

>>34891346
>"latte huh? haha what are you, gay?"

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>>34891346
Stare him in the eyes like this while having my White blonde girlfriend lick it off of me.

>>34891346
Man Elliot really does look like a turbro-chad, look at his jawline. If he wasn't autism with a 4 inch dick and he was 6 inches taller he would have ended up completely different.

>>34891462

it's been photoshopped idiot

>>34891462
>4 inch dick
How common is 4 inch dick? I'm asking for an answer without memes.

>>34891649
Common enough, I assume, but it's below the supposed average.

>>34891649
4 inches reporting in.

I have no hope

>>34891649
on /r9k/? very common

>>34891649
4"x4" reporting for duty sir!

>>34891779
so most of guys with 7 inchers are liars?

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>>34891346
Invite him to church

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>>34891346
get wet cuz u can't dodge the Rodge

>>34891380
He'd do the same to you.

>>34891649
Unsettlingly rare.

>>34891904
>He'd do the same to you.
Nah, no way he could do that. Didn't seem buff at all, and he's a good 5 inches shorter than me.
Also, you sound a bit touched.

>>34891649
It's 1 inch below average so it's as common as people who have 1 inch above average

>>34891939
That's not how statistics works YOU FUCKING RETARD. Oh my god, how can you be so stupid?

>>34891649
Average size is 6 inches. But the median is close to 5 inches. Meaning the most common size is around 5 inches and the average length overall is 6.

>>34891848
Yeah, they lie down while Stacey rides their cock

I'm like a foot taller than him, I'd cave his happa face in.

>>34891986
>Average size is 6 inches.
It's more like 5.3

>>34891649

5 inches give or take half an inch is average/most common. 4 inchers are less common then 5s but about as many people have them as 6 inch dicks.

>>34891346
kick him in the dick and bite his nose and or ear off.

>>34891649
Depends on your race

Latte? What are you some kind of gay?

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>>34891346
The second coming of The Greatest Virgin is near. I am waiting for you, my lord!!! Your via dolorosa at isla vista will not be forgotten!!!

>>34891346
have sex with him
oregano niggo

>>34891848
My dick is legitimately 7.5" I'm never going to use it though