>be 18 >go to my friends house >his mom is matire hottie

If she didn't tell you to stop, she didn't want you to stop

>>34888046
Well how differently does she treat you now

>>34888046
Coole story bro

>>34888046
/r/thathappened

/r/TIFU by banging a 10/10 lisa ann milf u guyz lolol

>>34888046
put all your sexy mother greentext Op !

>>34888063
Kinda giggles when sees me in some wierd slightly sexy way idk

>>34888054
Goodvpoint anon!

>>34888046
HOw she was dress ?
WHy your friend didn't catch you ?

>>34888628

Idk she dressed in bathroom after shower, quick pajamas and went under blanket

>i sat behind him as he was playing cs go, he is 100% focused while playing competitive

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>>34888046
dude
is she a single mom?

>>34888753

Yes she is actually, i forgot that detail and currently has no bfs

>>34888776
more details about her. When are you going to your friends house ? Would you like to make another thread for us ?

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>>34888776
Then go for it
like visit her when her son isn't around
or bring some gifts when you visit your bro
however, your friend definitely gonna hate you for that
Therefore, you gotta do it sneaky
BTW, go read the "book of pook"
It might help you, I guess
Whatever you do, I wish you the best
but plz don't end up in jail or something bad

>>34888046
That's almost literally the music video for "Stacy's mom"

At least make an original story dude...

>>34888908
kek
just watched that music video a minute befor you post

>>34888882

Idk bout new thread if i figure this out, maybe ;)

>>34888894
Ty anon tho im not in that relationship with her to like come to her home while shes alone and bring flowers, it could get super awkward

>>34888908

What? Im tellin you what happened to me irl dude, no bullshit

>>34888882

So details hmm idk what to say she works in local bank in my city, she is 40 maybe 41 or maybe even 39 desu idk, all i know shes been single ever since sje gave birth to my friend then she had 1 bf and they broke up like 10 or 11 years ago.


I srsly think shes super horny but idk if she would fuck 18 y old dude

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>>34889081
she wouldn't fuck a "kid"
so if you want to get her to fuck you or date you you need to make her view you as a "man"
get buff
be useful like know to fix appliances, pipe or cook some shit like that
or even get a simple job that doesn't affect your academic performance
even though you may not win her
but you might draw other fine woman's attention
anyway, BE A MAN!