>talking to dad about life
>"Anon, have you ever had a girlfriend"
>mfw im 23
>mfw I lied to his face and told him yes
>>34883853
>living with your parents at 23
A shiggy
>>34883863
how else are you supposed to live the NEET life, anon?
>>34883863
what do you expect with a conscience so small?
>>34883863Tick Tock, Wagie. Herr Shekelbergencratzstein is calling for you.
>>34883853
It's not a lie if you believe it. I lie so often about having a girlfriend, a college degree, etc that I actually forget I've been a NEET sitting in my room for 8 years
It sounds like you might not have the most fucktastic relationship with your Dad.
In which case, lying to him is absolutely alright.
>>34883853
What about your GF that lives in Canada (assuming you're from the states)?
Only a couple people laughed at my face when I used that one.
I'm grateful that my parents don't ask me about that stuff anymore. I think they've accepted that it will probably never happen for me.
My mom used to tease me about girls when I was younger though and I think it contributed to me being so awkward about them and issues related to relationships and sex. Even thinking about telling my parents I have a gf and introducing them to her makes me feel awkward. Well I guess there's no chance I will ever have to actually do that.
>>34884088
I used to say, nothing steady. I don't want to commit. Leaving it vague so it sounds like I'll occasionally hook up.
>>34884006
Yeah that's called "being delusional"