Tell me RIGHT NOW what's stopping you from going over to

Confessing never works, you dweeb.

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>>34882561
because I have a girlfriend and we've been dating for two weeks and she confessed to me first and yeah since shes my gf she already knows how i feel

shes also my first gf

>>34882561
It's 12 in the morning
She's 2000 miles away

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>>34882561
>Tell me RIGHT NOW what's stopping you from going over to her house and confessing to her

who?

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>>34882561
My mother

sheesh mom I'll be back by 9

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I have no way of reaching her.

I did
she said nah.

i haven't liked a girl in years now

hell, i haven't even seen a girl i like (other than in internet pics) in more than a decade

i don't go outside at all

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There isn't a her anymore.
I haven't found anyone to love. Maybe I can't get attached to girls anymore, or I just haven't found the right person.
Regardless, the only "her" now isn't real.

>>34882561
Because she doesn't exist

And it feels good

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I don't know where she lives and she's probably sleeping right now

>>34882561
Confessing is not acceptable unless you are underage.
You should never go all out with your feelings, at most you should tell her that you like her but never mention love or how much you love her,etc. Wait until you are gf/bf and a few months at least.

>>34882561
Because there is no "her" when you're a recluse like me

I don't have feelings for anyone right now that's why. And in a way I'm glad I don't.

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>>34882561
>Tell me RIGHT NOW what's stopping you from going over to her house and confessing to her
Her boyfriend's probably over there right now.

>>34882561
The last girl I had any sort of attachment to moved away over a year ago, and I wouldn't date her anyway. All I do is work, drink, and hang out with my bros.

It isn't bad desu

>>34882561

The fact that if I do so I'll get a restraining order, be accused of """rape"" and face prison time.

>>34882561
Because confessing your feelings is a thing for the movies, not real life.

t. Someone who tried professing his feelings and promptly got put back into orbit

>>34882787

And the fact that confessing is a meme. Cold confessions never work. It's always the girl who shows interest in the guy, the guy who picks up that signal and then asks out the girl.

>>34882561
>stopping you from going over to her house and confessing to her
I've done that before. You'll take the biggest hit on your self-esteem.

There is no her, there hasn't been a her in years. The last girl I did have a "crush" on, I told her my feelings knowing she had a boyfriend and knowing nothing would come of it but a forced sympathetic "awww". The last time I interacted with a female who wasn't a family member was when I was in a psych ward last year.

>>34882561
I am in her house though?

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>>34882561
Because I was already over there today and I have already confessed in a sort of way. Offhandedly mentioned that I've had feelings for her before but since I've been going to the open mic at her work I've sort of been distracted.

She didn't really say much to that, so i can't really judge how she actually felt. I think I still like her though, and here's a dramatic pic of her cat.

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I don't have a "her" though

There is no "her" because I'm not a fucking normie, cumbubble.

>>34882561
She lives on another continent and she's married to a woman and she doesn't know I exist.

>>34882561
I don't know who she is
original

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>>34882561
I don't have a crush or oneitis

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>>34882561
>from going over to her house and confessing to her
I don't have a "her" to go and confess to.
No I'm not gay just a shut-in

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>>34882561
I've never had a her. I don't possess emotion strong enough due to depression, cynicism, and misanthropy.

>>34882561
I don't know where she lives

>>34882561
I haven't had female contact in 4 years.

because shes a dirty whore and it is her place to confess to me, honestly

She's already trying to avoid me. When I tried to go over to her house she didn't seem to noticed me. Maybe she wasn't there. I hope everything will be fine but now it's not.

Been there. Done that. Doesn't work.

girlfriends takes up way too much time

i need at least 7 hours a day for video games

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>>34882561
Because we've been dating for the past 18 months

There's no "her" to confess to, OP

>>34882561
I'm not in love with anyone.
I'm not a normalfag enough to be able to be in contact with a girl for long enough to fall in love with her.

>>34882561
1.) She said she never wants me to speak to her again on Monday.
2.) The last time I was at her house her mom literally kicked me out.

>>34882561
she's a he and also across the continent.

it's much too late to get caught up on this.


also the other she doesn't like me because i'm bad at tf2

>>34882561
Because I gave her up to a fellow beta, who I knew could be a wagecuck and support her more reliably than I ever could.

They are now happily married with 3 children. I am long forgotten.

>>34882561
I literally don't have anyone I want to confess anything to

I haven't desired anyone for a long while and I feel empty

>>34884687
This. I haven't seen a woman I'm genuinely attracted to in years.

>>34884712
im gonna need some backstory to this one my man, what you do lmao?

>>34882561
Kumiko isn't real anon, that'd be impossible quite frankly.

>>34884865
I don't know the full reason she said that, she didn't want to talk about whatever the problem was. I have a feeling someone else told her things that weren't true, but she didn't want to talk about it at all.

Her mother is super protective of her. She had called off work so she could spend sometime with me, and she's not allowed to hang out with me at all. Her brother saw her get into my car I guess. When I took her home, she wanted me to come inside and try to explain everything. As soon as her mom saw me, she said, "Get the fuck out of my house," and forced me out the door, slamming it behind me.

>>34882587
I just lost my first gf after 4 years of a happy relationship.
Good luck, friend, I mean it

Bc she's too good for me

>>34882561
Because she lives across the ocean, I don't have enough money for a ticket, and she broke up with me in july. I'm madly in love with a woman who wants nothing to do with me and I will probably never see again, ever, in my life.

Most times I'm alright and over it but every once in a blue moon, I get really depressed about it and lonely. I think it's just because I'm waiting for my job to call me to send me back to work, so I don't have much to do and my mind starts to mess with me. Who knows

There is no her + I haven't been outside in 2 months.

>>34882561
Because she's probably a roastie by now.

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>>34882561
My restraining order

origgyrag

>>34882561
the third dimension

because I already have and I wasn't needed.

1:just got to work
2:i talk to her like once a month because shes either busy or doesnt like me enough to respond
3: i have anxiety
4: it wouldnt work
5:she doesnt date much. I've known her 6 years and shes never had a boyfriend
6:she doesnt like to smoke the devil's spinach like i do

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>>34882561
>confessing
LOL
Do "robots" really think this is how you get a girl?

The fact that I don't know where she is but is at least 700 km away

>>34882561
I'm married and my wife is asleep why would I wake her?

>>34883006
Because i did a year ago, we kissed and i was genuinely happy for a week until she told me she was confused about her sexuality

She's been in a relationship with a woman for half a year now

The worst part is that i don't even feel hate for her, she's a good person even if she kinda toyed around with me she's probably one of the only interesting females i've met

Right now I've got no crush and i honestly doubt i'll ever get one again, kind of a shitty feeling desu

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Because Kumiko is a 2D girl, silly. We don't even exist in the same universe.

>>34882561
I don't have a her and even if I did she'd probably be with someone else.

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>>34887074
She's a dyke as well, so even if she was real she wouldn't want you.

cuz she wouldn't be that happy if she found out I Killed her mother and brother

I have spoken to anyone that isn't a coworker for the past three years.

I feel lonely.

>>34887186
Are you me ?

Stfu bot, i am a robot.

>>34887218
Maybe. Have you lost all contact with friends after graduating high school?

>>34887167
B-but I may or may not be a little girl.

>>34887347
Fug, and you're lesbian?

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>>34887167
>tfw you will never be a cute anime dyke

>>34887347
>i may be a little girl.
REEEEEEE GET OUT REEE

>>34882561
To whom? How do you people even fall in love are you retarded

>>34882561
>confessing to her
I don't have a "her".
I've never fell in love.

did it over the weekend.
massive mistake, I regret everything

>>34887512
>I've never fell in love
Me either, I thought I was once, but that was just a chemical reaction so it was just an altered perception due to a state of mind. I now don't believe in romantic love.

No chance no way
I won't say I'm in-love.

She lives in Florida
I live in Arizona

>>34887555
>I now don't believe in romantic love
I still believe in it personally.
I believe that sincere and everlasting love existed, but people's shallowness and hyper promiscuity made it impossible to survive in our days.
I just want to marry someone and love her as the mother of our children.
But I don't have much hope, I guess I'll die alone (better that than toasting roasties).

>>34882561
NEVER, NEVER empty your heart to women. At best, you will end up at the cemetery.

>>348825618
No one to confess.
To find familiar folk is no easy thing.
Lack of shared fate, opportunity or right circumistances to even introduce one another only makes it harder.
Then there are always the chances that even when you get to know them better, for one reason or another it won't prosper into a relationship. I'm talking friendship and comradery.
To go through all those misfortunes, or to reach miraculous luck, to find significance in that one, fellow soul, to both compliment one another in differances, yet to fundamentally have enough in common..

Well, if I happen to have a daughter some day, I surely will consider the name Nadzieja or something with the meaning hidden within it.

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>>34887167

KUMIKO IS STRAIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34887512
this
originale posto

Because there isnt a "her" anymore...

>>34882561
>confess

stop watching so much anime you fucking tard

because she lives to far away

r9k is utter fucking shit not just now but since 2012

look at all these fucking normal shits in this thread talking about their gfs and shit

go fucking die

you ruined one of the last refuges of robotic lonely story times

i want to stab you all in the fucking heart

Last time we spoke was in elementary school. only knew her for a little while.

She doesn't appear to have a bf on facebook but if I were to send a message out of the blue she'd probably instantly block me or something.

Who?
You're normie scum if you even know of a girl IRL that could be considered your oneitis.
t. 28-year-old huggless kissless wizard's apprentice.

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>>34882561
>what's stopping you from going over to her house and confessing to her
7134 miles

>>34882561
Well, i am talking to her right now, but she is starting to come off as a little cold, so i am starting to really doubt myself and why i ever messaged her in the first place.

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She's my teacher
and I'm a girl, too

>>34882561
She already told me off even though we were on a high dose of mdma. There is literally no hance for me.

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>>34882561
>confessing while being an ugly, short robot with no money
Oh yeah, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

>be me
>5'6" /fit/ 18 black KHV

there's no girl to confess to

I've pretty much learned to detach myself from believing that I'm capable of having a relationship with any woman or that any are attracted to me, so the last time I had a crush was when I was in middle school. Smooth sailing tbqhwy family

>>34882561
who?
I can only think of one women within 10 years of my age who I know the name of and who isn't family. she's a friend of my sisters and i have no attraction to her.

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>>34882561
>she has a boyfriend
>she has a boyfriend
>I hardly know her
>I don't know where she lives
>I don't know her full name
>she talks shit about me at work
>from the brief conversations I did have with her I realized I don't actually like her and only want to hate fuck
>I know I'm not going to get any fuck
>also she has a boyfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCRWh9BqmAw

>>34882594
This.

I don't have any women who I would do this with. So, it's unfeasible.

She said it made her uncomfortable.

Dodged a bullet

>>34882561
Already did got turned down

I found out today at work that she gave her spare key AGES AGO to a Jaguar-driving coworker way above my pay grade who'll take care of her cat when she's on a trip next week.

That and the fact that she stopped talking to me, only asks me out for lunch at work if she needs a ride.

I would be arrested?

She lives 452 miles away

>>34882561
The best part about having a waifu is that you can always pretend that she likes you. She can't tell you that she doesn't because she isn't real.

I'm like 23 hours away from her by plane

>>34882561
>confessing to 2D
Trust me, anon--if I could freely pass into the 2D universe, I already would have.