>one shot at existence >5'1 turbomanlet >J U S

>>34879768
>one shot at existence
>6'4 skeleton mode turbolanklet
>J U S T
Fucking bullshit man this is unfair.

>5'1"
Shit anon that sounds fucking horrible
5'6" reporting who """""""average""""""" height here?

>>34879833
>5'6"
>go to the gym
>nearly everyone except a few qt's and some other guys tower over me

WAKE ME UP

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>>34879833
>>34879862
I appreciate that you acknowledged your fuckup and took the steps to correct it.

I'm 5'6 or 5-7. I don't even know. Why is everyone on this site so obsessed with height? I don't even notice how tall the people around me are.

I'm essentially thin as a stick everywhere but my fat gut, and I'm only 5'7". Kill me.

>>34879768
I feel sorry for you bro.

>>34879984
I;m 5'8 and feel like a lesser man around my peers. I do not know if you are delusional or what.

>>34879768
I'm 5'3 and I weigh 95 pounds. I exercise but only cardio (running) which makes me lose weight, problem is running is the only thing I enjoy doing anymore other than skiing and I can't ski very often. Why is there no reliable way to make myself larger artificially yet? Humans are making plans to build a moon base for launching things into deep space but we haven't created anything that can make people grow. It's about time we fix that.also reliable penis enlargement needs to happen soon

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>>34879768
Are you even human desu?

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>>34880468
>I'm 5'3 and I weigh 95 pounds


Awwwwwwwwww. That is sooo cuutttee.

I want to lift you up and do that dad thing that they do with their daughters. You sound like a fun-size. I just want to stuff you in my bag and carry you around the shopping plaza buying you cute clothes and shit,

>>34880468
OP here suprisingly I have a 21cm penis that I'll probably never use but I'm feeling pretty suicidal at this point because I'm just getting older and it's become more and more of a burden I feel trapped in a child's body.

If I wasn't 6'1 and manly as fuck, I'd transition desu. I definitely would if I was any of your heights.

Gotta make the most with what you've been given.

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>ultra manlet 5'4 or 5'5
>turbo skellington
>everyone mistakes me for a child
>no one takes me seriously
>tfw

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>always think I am 5'9
>measure myself with the most accurate equipment
>turns out i am actually 5'7.5'' with no shoes

>>34879984
i didnt until i started coming here

fuck this place, now all i do is constantly compare heights

Who here /manletbabyface/ masterrace?

>forever young
>always mistaken for high schooler
>will never be creepy

Now I just have to find a baby face womanlet and spawn the next generation of young and improved human race.

>>34879768
Silly, you're as much "yourself" as you are everything else.

>>34881565
We share the same fate, my manlet compatriot.

>>34882985
i just say I am 5'8

I also wear boots that give me 2.5 inch because I dont give a fuck, women can have make up and fake tits, I can have fake height.

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>>34879768

>that feel when 6'2" manlet

just fuck my shit up, senpai.

>>34879984
Bitter virgins need excuses as to why they can't get laid. Preferably ones you can't do anything about, so it takes the responsibility off you. Height is one, so if someone happens to be short, they can convince themselves height is the most important thing in the world and that is the one and only reason they are virgins and failures at life.

>>34880468
I want to play out a daddy/son rape fantasy with you.

>>34879984
It's an anglo thing, don't worry.

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>tfw viewing this thread as a 6'4" male
>knowing if any of you manlets were having a conversation with me you'd say "you're really tall"

>>34879768
is 5'9 manlet?

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Hey look this manlet made it you can too!

>>34883602
Shouldn't you be more worries about finding ways to lose your virginity?

>>34883649
What virginity?

>one shot at existence
>too tall to transition
you don't understand true pain

>>34883603
5'10 is average so not really

If you're below 5'7 tho you're Ann hero tier. I'm 5'5 and it's hell. I have to keep myself off the internet most of the time because I just end up searching up shit that results in women wanting tall guys. Angers me then makes me sad. I'd suck a horses cock to be 5'9

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I hate myaelf for being an autist virgin at 25, being 6'3".

I dunno how the fuck I'd cope if I was less than 5'5" to be very honest with you.

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>>34883731
>5'10 is average
>trying justify being below 6'

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I hope everyone has done their daily kegels and neck exercises today. If so you are on the path to having a gf next Valentines Day.

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>>34879768
>tfw not fat, and decently fit. can jog at a solid pace for 15 minutes straight, and do 3k in 16 minutes. can also do 100 pushups in a row.
>face is chubby causing me to be unattractive

>>34883776
>"sexy face"
>"unsexy face"
very scientific desu

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>tfw 6'2.5'' and still insecure about being too short
Really epic

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>>34883445

It's like you've done no research or studying on the internet. Or even talked to a lot of girls. 99% of women prefer tall men. Is it impossible to get a gf or wife if you're short? Of course not. It is definitely more challenging though. Why does it bother you that guys find that unfair? It goes beyond just dating too. Take this pic for example. These women would not have that look on their face and the bride would not be marrying this man if he wasn't a CHAD. How is this supposed to make us feel?

>>34883602
>knowing if any of you manlets were having a conversation with me you'd say "you're really tall"
And?

>>34880468
>I'm 5'3 and I weigh 95 pounds
Literally my stats as well

>5`4
>45 kg
>in Russia, where 6,1 = average height
Yeah, thanks, random.

>Murricans will never use first world numbers
I just want to be able to talk to you bros.

>>34883765
>neck exercises
what?

>>34879874
A lot of the people at my gym are overcompensating manlets.

>>34883965
Neck exercises to develop a thicker neck. Most robots need neck exercises because they are pencil necked geeks. Doing neck exercises wil help develop a thicker and more masculine neck/face.

>>34883962
except its the only place that matters?

>>34880468
same stats. feelsbadman
Sucks seeing almost every girl is taller than you

>>34883824
Most virgin robots are tall. That's a fact. If you're below 5'10" and a virgin, you're an outlier. Everyone else of your height is having sex. So stop lying to yourself. It's your massive insecurity that's the cause of your virginity, nothing else.

You essentially proved my point. So desperately blaming something irrelevant to avoid taking responsibility like a crying manchild.

>>34883731
Guys 5'5" are getting pussy and gfs. Why aren't you?

>>34883979
>he originally believes this

>>34879768
tfw 6'4"
>4 inch dick
>fat with asthma and has to work twice as hard to get thin
lmao youre not missing much

>>34883445
funny thing one of my best friends who is like 5'4 constantly fucks 9s and 10s and has incredibly high confidence but still complains about being a manlet all the time.

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>>34879768
Im 5'4 and most of the people i know irl and online are 6 foot giants.
Never gonna make it.

>>34879768
one chance
>head deformation
>chest deformity
>feet defect
>several other health complications
>sub-six foot midget
just fuck my entire existence up, universe

I'm 5'11" but most of it is neck, my nickname in highschool was giraffe

>>34879768
Obsessing over height is stupid. I'm tall, and I'm ugly. It's not any fucking different. Face is what matters most. And I have a fucking pizza for a face.

>5'5' friend stands next to 6'2' friend
>"Meh, difference isn't THAT big, girls are obsessed with some dumb s hit"
>Be 5'8' and stand next to 6'2'
>Feels like he's towering over me

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>34883776
Looks like Ryan Gosling desu

>>34879984
For some people on this board, their height is the only thing they have to offer.

>>34887374
It's a desperate act of trying to feel superior.

>I-I-I could get any girl I want because I'm 6'3! That means I'm automatically Chad! I'll drown in pussy if talk to girls r-r-r-right?

>>34879862
>tfw 5'10 1/2 and dads 6'2 1/2

>>34887429
Exactly, most people this this board are like this:

>hurr durr I'm a NEET, virgin, basement-dwelling, bald, social inept outcast with 0 friends without any future prospects whatsoever. But I'm 6'3 so that automatically makes me superior and more desirable than anyone else below my height.