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Anons, I need to tell you all something.
>be me, male, turned 18 recently
>flashback to tumblr days and I roleplayed on tumblr as a mortal kombat character
>girl from this tumblr roleplaying community talks to me again
>add her on skype
>talk to her on skype once
>stop talking
>messages me (actual message)
>"Y'know, we haven't spoken in a while (read: ever). Wanna remedy that?~"
>FUCKING SAYS THIS
>"Well, Skype gave the alert "anon is online", I thought "oml who is that" then turns out it's a cool dude who I hadn't really spoken to much beforehand~"
>ya sounds cool
>today
>"So I kinda did a thing today, I bought some tights, cut them down, and made thigh highs"
>!!!
>Ask her to show me
>shows me several amazing photos of her legs
>cosplaying
>She is fucking hot as fuck
>Instant boner
>"D'aw, all of this excitement over li'l ol' me? Also, my legs are pretty much my greatest asset (other than my fashion sense). Also, yup, happy Valentines Day, hope you like your present~!"
>super excited
>bunch of pictures of her in a pair of boxers and black thigh high stockings
>"So, I have three highly suggestive cosplay pics, two are essentially the same (but one is in darkness, the other's in a messy room), and one is the aforementioned Creative Use For Jotaro's Hat~"
>Send her pic related
>she sends me 4 pics of her laying down in thigh highs
>tell her that I'm fapping to it
>tell her i want to rip her boxers off
>"Hehe you're so kind~<3"
>amidreaming,jpg
>continues to tease me with revealing pics
>see one pic with her hand in her boxers, I think I can see her pussy
>ask to call her on skype to mutually masturbate
>SHE AGREES
>she lives in england so it's late
>I sit there awkwardly praising her and worshiping her
>sends me another pic
>I'm waiting to see her pussy
>one more pic
>sit there awkwardly
>she's grabbing a bulge in her boxers
>sit there awkwardly for five minutes
>SHEHASAPENIS.JPG
>ask her with MY VOICE "is that a penis"
>she says yes in chat
>AWKWARD
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>>34878944
>checked
cont
>I change my mind
>wasn't in the mood for cock, I wanted to watch a girl rub her clit and see some tits
>not even straight
>feels bad to me
>talk to her for like 20 minutes about it
>HOLY SHIT AWKWARD
>still looks good in thigh highs
>feels good man
>pic related
>not posting any more sorry dudes
>never see her uncut british cock
>she's trans
>"OwO"
>pic related
>ramble about how bad people are
>ramble about how a girl with a pussy wouldn't do that for me probably
>she thought I was hot or cute or something
>tell chick with dick to go to bed
>nighty
This all happened minutes ago. Post your greentext stories.
How did I not see the bulge earlier? I think it was that I was convinced from the start that she was a girl with a pussy, not a cock.
BONUS
>she mentions traps
>"It's not gay if they're cute"
>giggle
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>>34879047
Oops, forgot pic.
oregano origano origano original origanel
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MR Gorbachev, BUMP UP THIS THREAD!
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ah, we have fallen
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>>34878944
You should have known this was a trap from the beginning, a regular girl wouldnt do this for even chad(the thigh highs and boxers were tell tale signs)
Honestly you fucked up by not still goinf for it. You should still go for it. Especially if you think she's(he's) hot.
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>>34880585
I was freaked out my dude
I know, I was surprised about how easy it seemed, I thought I was gonna see some pussy. Thanks for the advice anon.
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>role playing with a woman
>it's actually a fucking trap
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>>34881761
When we roleplayed, it wasn't sexual roleplay
it was regular, good ol' punch punch roleplay my dude
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>>34878944
>flashback to tumblr days
Be glad you weren't part of the Homestuck crowd. Unlimited cringe comes from that shit.
>Creative Use For Jotaro's Hat~
Jotaro's hat in and of itself is creative as fuck. Is it part of his hair? Is his hair just so long that it grows into the hat? Does the hat have a Stand?
Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about your dickgirl issue. I'll post a story from today wherein I might have copped a feel of my oneitis' boob in a minute.
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>>34881915
Relatable, based anon.
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>>34881970
Ayy thanks tho.
This is mostly stolen from the first time I wrote it up.
>go to see John Wick 2 with a qt I've been talking with for a while
>it's platonic but I feel a slight romantic undercurrent
>try out a thing I've been wanting to try
>moving my arm a little closer to her, from "playful bump" to "my hand's on your thigh how have you not swatted me away" to "okay so my arm's around you and my hand's around or at boob level".
>on the drive home she starts talking about her exes
>We hang out at her place before she has to go to work
>tells me about a dude who's been hitting on her for like two years (nigga's probably a robot, Brent W if you read this Shayla's probably not interested hate to break it to ya)
>she like lightly presses her fingers into me and trails them across my sides when I give her a hug goodbye
I'm getting vibes from her for sure, but I expected...I don't really know what I expected.
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>>34879047
>british
>hot female
>is actually a trap
thanks OP you saved a fucking bullet for me..
not going to date any British women now..
>tfw all British women are traps
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>>34878944
the only feels here is this never happening to me
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>>34879079
i can tell that a guy.
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>>34882115
there's a penis, decide what you will
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>>34882143
Sorry I misread >>34882115
this, my dude
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>>34882222
Woah, quads get. Nice one, me.
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>>34879047
>not gay if they're cute
This is the code I live with
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