*knock* *knock* *knock* This is the virgin police, open up!

That's ok officer, just don't miss when you shoot me.

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>>34878941
HA HA HA
JOKES ON YOU
I HAVE MY DATE RIGHT HERE.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT.

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>>34878941
Sorry! Just a second!
My DATE has her mouth full, if you know what I mean.

Ah that's where you're wrong, officer

I have transcended the 3d world and am currently living in bliss with my anime waifu

Please do me the favour of killing my physical form and freeing me from my anchor in this plane of reality

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Hehe thats my local Police aswell or a PSNI officer anyway.

Top taste OP.

>>34878941
There must be a mistake here officer, I have my singles pass right here. 1500 GBP I won't be getting back anytime soon.

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You will not take my virginity you whore

>>34878941
Yes are you there policier girlfriend I requested

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

if there was actually a virgin police i would be the posterchild of police brutality victims

>>34880379
In response to the increasing number of mentally ill 30+ year old virgins shooting up local events claiming to be wizards we are sending comfort officers to every virgin to take their virginity, forcibly if need be. Open up or face prison time.

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>your punishment for your crimes

NO I'M TURNING 30 NEXT YEAR
I'M SO CLOSE TO WIZARDRY I CAN FEEL IT

I WON'T LET YOU DRAIN MY MANA