Would you rather: A. Have a gf, but you can't have drugs

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I don't do drugs as it is because I am not retarded enough for (((le dank weed lmao))) so it's a pretty easy choice

>>34877781
I smoked weed once and it was an awful experience.

straightedge gf pls

id go for drugs

its no worth it to give up genuine happiness for some roastie

>>34877781
A.
I don't do drugs

>>34877781
Drugs blow, I prefer being sober, if I get a gf for being sober then that's all the better.

>>34878393
>drugs
>genuine happiness
Drugs, at best, trick the body into being happy, they are the complete opposite of genuine happiness.

>>34877781
I really hate to say b but honestly i should... fuck i guess a is the right.... B!!!
AH, GIMME THAT WINE!
GIMMEE THAT ACID!
AND I WANNA LOSE EVERYTHING THATS POLICING US, AND THEN EVERYTHING MUST BEGIN!
AND I WANNA DO HEROIN!
AND I WANNA DO CRACK COCAINE!
AND I WANNA LOSE EVERYTHING BUT RELEASE...

>>34877781
oh i've been hard-locked into option B since i was liek 13

>>34877781

Either way it's just chemical satisfaction.

I will take the drugs at least they are dependable.

>>34877781

no guarantee the gf will be attractive or even put out when I want it

drugs plz k thnx

Can I still fuck whores if I dont have a gf?

I pick drugs, as I always did top lel if you know what my mean my friends

>>34877781
>A. Have a gf, but you can't have drugs no matter what

this
I want a gf who doesn't take drugs, that would be perfect honestly

I hope that includes alcohol too, people who drink that shit are stupid af

>>34877781
drugs, I hate women

>>34879394

Says the virgin sperg posting on a polynesian spider silk weaving forum

Seriously we are all stupid as fuck, don't pretend that you are some how better because you avoid ingesting certain chemicals.

>>34879446
>Seriously we are all stupid as fuck, don't pretend that you are some how better because you avoid ingesting certain chemicals.
I am better though

b and have a bf

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>>34878679
>>genuine happiness

I don't do drugs but I pick drugs. I want to try DMT someday and see if it will "fix" me.

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I just want to drink malt liquor and not get fat. Never really cared about having a gf.

Hitagi likes me enough anyways, even if she didn't I'd still just admire her physical embodiment and still be happy.

>>34879507

>im the best algae in the stagnate pool of pond scum

>>34879514
>b and have a bf
fuck I should have thought of this

i change my answer to this

>>34878679
>muh genuine happiness
Happiness is just a certain series of electric impulses and the right mixture of chemicals, anon. There's literally no difference. Why do you think so many people relapse? Because people know they'll never again be as happy in life as they were when they were high.

>>34878679
>Drugs, at best, trick the body into being happy, they are the complete opposite of genuine happiness.

the chemicals flowing through your brain (dopamine serotonin) when you're head over heels with a new girlfriend are the exact same ones that rush into your brain when you shoot up heroin, and just like when you do drugs it inevitably fades off and you return back to normal.

the only difference is when it isn't from a girl you don't wake up 10 years later married to a 250 pound gorilla who forces you to lick her hairy beaver every morning by using the threat of divorce alimony and child support against you.

>>34877781
Fuck that is not a choice i can make.

One of the biggest dreams I have is building or having a tiny house somewhere and having a mid-grade psych trip with a qt gf.

>>34879816
Addiction.

>>34880093
Drugs fade off. The enjoyment one gets from making music, playing vidya, or having a lifelong friend does not dissipate after a day because they are not chemical happiness.

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>>34877781
B happens to me either way soo...

I don't do drugs, but I also don't want a gf, so it's a pretty tough choice.

>>34877781
Easy choice, A.
I'm never going to use drugs anyway.

>>34880189
> they are not chemical happiness.
It literally is. You're just at a different base level because of it. That's why a lack of socializing can lead to depression.

>>34877781
A, literally who cares about drugs

>>34877781
B if I have infinite access to drugs.
It's all in your head drugs will let you feel everything you want to.

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>>34877781
B. Gf would be to much work, but drugs come to me pretty easily

>>34877781
Free gf is more sustainable
Gimme dat gf

What would all the people I respect and who inspire me pick?

They would all pick drugs over women

all the writers, artists, thinkers

only a pleb would pick something as mundane as a girl

you could do different kinds of drugs for the rest of your life and lead a houndred different lives basically