Sad birthday thread please, always makes me feel better

Does anyone have that picture of anon's cake that his parents got custom decorated for him? The decoration is a fondant version of himself using a laptop.

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>mfw ive spent all my birthdays with my parents and for the past few years ive stopped celebrating it

I don't acknowledge my birthday anymore.

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>>34877832
OP here, you mean this one?

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My favorite is the one where Anon's fat dad is on a couch in the back drinking beer and watching TV, but I don't have it.

>>34877767
You almost became god (does this work?)
>77767
>almost

>>34877859
Holy fuck I just feel sadness.

>>34878293
For them? It makes me happy for some reason. I guess it's like knowing there are people worse off than you.

>>34878328
It makes me sad because I'm exactly like Dale.

>>34878348
Sorry to hear, anon.

Original comment do not steal.

>>34877943
My mom threw me a surprise birthday party for my
20th birthday... by inviting some college friends over and got my boss to send me home early from work. Holy shit was it embarrassing.

Then when I was 21 I tried asking some friends to go out to dinner with me. Only two of them came, one left early and the other left around that time too...

Then when I was 22, I tried making plans with some friends for my birthday and they all decided to go out and do their own thing...

When I was 23, I stayed home. Now I don't have friends.

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The siblings are significantly younger. Mom remarried?

>>34878527
Jesus, I'm so sorry anon. Does your mom still do shit like that? You don't live with her, do you?

>>34878527
stop relying on others for your happiness

>>34877859
Most passive-aggressive thing I've seen

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So sad for this dude. Not even a like or a "sorry can't come".

>>34878572
>I've made my son obese, so let's celebrate by serving him more trash
Parents like that should be hanged

>>34878707
I'm crying, this is me (not literally)

>>34878707
i would so go to that party to chill playing some halo with a fellow robot

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So sad man... I hate when people don't have friends.

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>the nicest thing anybody could do for my birthday is leave me alone
>but they always insist on subjecting me to social torture
>they know I hate speaking on the phone but they call me anyways
>they know i'm pathetic but insist on asking about my life anyway to humiliate me
pretty sure i've cried at least once during my birthday for the last 10 years