It's Valentine's Day so tell me how your crush ripped

>>34865875
>emptying your heart to a woman
>ever

You should have left as soon as goth chad showed up, but this really put the nail in the coffin.

>>34865937
Interesting choice of words

>>34865875
>>34865937
this guy is right. if theres anything to learn from this is that you never reveal any emotions for her.

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>>34865875
I hate mother fuckers like this, handsome good looking but edgy Chad. Chicks love it. Into creepy things but isn't a creep because he's good looking. Also the chick was a bitch for leading you on. She probably just wanted free drinks.

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>>34865875
>I realize she's taller
>this triggers me

Can someone help me plan what to do for vday tonight?

>>34866231
Buy VR glasses and torrent some good porn.

>>34866276
I'm talking about what to do with a certain girl. I'm gonna take her out, but still don't know what to do.

>>34865875
>>34866210
Lanklets on suicide watch
This is an original comment

>>34866289
Buy two pairs of VR glasses.

>>34866330
Dude, how rich do you think I am? I'm not a NEET.

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>>34865875
I'm too lazy to post all the shit that has happened with this girl but

>beta loser
>junior year
>qt short girl like from all my animes
>literally ignored her disgusting witch nose and chin because I was so infatuated with her
>so beta when she starts dating my one friend, I confess my love, she offers to be poly with me
>at first hesitant but get desperate the following day and go for it anyways
>basically cucked
>didn't even tell the other guy we were "together", literally cheated him even further when we had some form of intimacy
>fucks me over and dumps me
>calls me the sadist when I ignore her
>should've just got her out of my life but throughout that summer into senior year
we hung out
>she'd always be really close and touchy even though she had a bf
>senior year
>life actually going my way
>being a desperate idiot go out with her after she breaks up with my friend
>everything goes swimmingly until after the honeymoon stage
>abuses me mentally and physically (despite being a weak piece of shit she'd always hit me full-force)
>guilts me for getting on her ass about things
>weaseled out of getting me presents any time there's a special occasion; not that I wanted anything bought, just a fucking card or something
>despite this I still regularly bought her shit with my wagecuck monies
>probably cheated on me with 7-8+ people, some of them female, some male
>lazy piece of shit that didn't even clean the collection of dried animal shit in her carpet
>lied about being raped on numerous occasions, including by my friends who had dated her to further distance them from me
>parents only ever got me things, I might as well have just been dating them
>mother literally asked why I was even dating her daughter, thought it was a joke at the time
>probably has further lied about me raping her, stealing money her parents gave to us for dates that I gave back to her, etc

That's the short version, there's a whole lot of shit I left out

Happy Valentine's Day anons

>>34866368
I don't mean HMD units, that would be excessive for porn. I just mean those cheap plastic things for your phone.

>oneitis has a bf
I know its bad but I can't get over her she we are so perfect for each other it hurts. In my darkest moments I've thought about killing her bf

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>3 years together
>loved her so much
>we had plans to get married in future
>she leaves me for a co-worker of hers because she has "feelings" for him and needs to "find herself"
>break up and heart broken
>literallly cry infront of her begging her to take me back
>send her embarrassing email
>month goes by and she calls me
>says she sad and wants to hang out
>meet her but hesitant
>starts talking about how new guy doesn't treat her as good as I did and that if I will always care about her
>think maybe I can win her back
>text her the next day to see if she wants to get something to eat
>"oh I'm sorry anon, I hope you didn't get the wrong impression. I'm with [douchebag] now"
>fall back into depression
>literally have no friends and spend all my time lonely and thinking of pass memories of us
>fast forward another 2 months
>I text her if she wants to get coffee or something ( her birthday)
>she says ok, (at this point she wasn't seeing that guy anymore)
>we meet and she acts weird
>like I'm an inconvenience to her
>I just lose my shit from months bottling up anger
>basically call her a slut at the coffee shop, call her a foolish girl, say that this guy just used her and that HE doesn't want to date you just use her
>she starts crying
>calls me asshole and that this was a bad idea and that it was a mutual decision that they didn't want to date eacher other
>laugh right in her face and say "NO, that isn't it. HE doesn't want to be with YOU. You made the wrong choice"
>she gets her stuff and leaves in tears
>before she goes she looks dead in my eyes and says "stop making me feel bad because I don't love you anymore"
>that hurt
>been about a year to this day
>haven't contacted each other since
>still lonely but since break up got a good job and moved to different state
>trying to work on getting another gf at this point but it's hard

>>34865875
You're doing it wrong. Women exist to be used and manipulated. Feelings are for unenlightened normies.

>>34866415
Your story is basically 100% cliched, predictable and expected at this point.

Why the fuck does this happen? What possesses men to lose their minds like this? I nearly lost both of my best friends to the power of ugly girls' vaginas. One of them kept giving his ex gifts and almost tried to commit sudoku. The other one fell for the meme twice and was probably only saved from doom because I introduced him to /b/ so he ended up liking gore threads more than his girlfriend.

This shit kind of scares me. Is this what I'm going to turn into when I stop being a virgin?

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>>34865875
What do you expect dude? You put her on a pedestool so high that she is untouchable.

Remember that dude, if you elevate a girl so high that you cant touch her and some dude looks at her as lower than him, he can touch her and you cant.

I dont know where you r9k dudes get your sense. Like do you take advice from women and romantic movies and romantic comedies?

Stop it, just stop!

If digits, we all post pictures of our former crushes.

>>34866668
Oh, thank Christ. Is this what failed suicide attempts feel like?

>>34866589
It was destined to be cliched, I was a teenage virgin who watched anime and played video games addictively.

Once you've fallen for the trap twice you've (hopefully) learned your lesson. I have an amazing bf now and we buy eachother shit of equal value and we have mutual interests so I don't have to sit through boring shit that most women like. We both despise women and degenerates (ironically.)

>>34866579
>"stop making me feel bad because I don't love you anymore"
Probably not the best of ideas to have an outburst in public but jesus fucking christ. You wasted 3 years with her, i'd be fucking mad too if she decides to join a cock carousel at random.

>>34866579
>I just lose my shit from months bottling up anger
That's the right thing to do, it's healthy to get that shit out.

>>34865875
What's the story to that pic?

>>34866770
http://grummancat.deviantart.com/art/Asuka-Outtake-541356830
took literally 15 seconds on Google

I have read so many stories like the ones in this thread that I don't even want a gf anymore. I was always a bit uncaring when it came to getting a girl, but I just stopped caring about it at all. I wonder if I should feel about it?

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>>34866742
Never, ever, meet up again with an ex that did that. She fucked someone else and you want her back?

Stop this shit, it is over she decided that.

You should of straight up never talked to her when she wanted to hang out. Should of never been her emotional rag when she bitched about her new fuck stick.

Next time if you say anything when an ex contacts you, you say "We are done, we arent lovers, we arent friends, dont be pathetic and look to me to fix the shitty life you chose." then never respond or contact again.

Women seek past validation when they know they know they made the mistake, so when you respond she gets validation.

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>I'm so in love with her it hurts
>"I'm too good for her"

haha

>hanging out with my crush at the mall
>waifu/10
>buy her a new dress that's tight as hell
>she looks like a dime rocking a new, very short hair cut
>strange guy walks up to us and says hi
>they start talking really weird to each other immediately
>he starts teasing her about her hair cut
>she told him she just got it
>he says she looks like a boy
>she tells him to shut up
>"No, seriously, if it wasn't for your dress, I would have thought the two of you were brothers"
>she punches him and tells him to shut up again
>but she's smiling. and laughing
>he insults her and she fucking smiles?
>wtf? no seriously, wtf???????
>he pulls her into a forced hug
>she turns and faces me, back towards him
>he wrapped his arms around her waist and then kisses her neck
>he's looking right into my eyes
>she turns her head and looks at him
>he kiss her on the lips
>she starts kissing him back
>she gives him her tongue and they start making out
>I'm literally staring at my crush making out with a guy she literally just met
>I could touch both of them, it's literally happening right in front of my face
>he grabs her hand and pulls her to walk away from me
>towards the men's bathroom
>I eventually realize what he's trying to do and I start objecting
>she turns and puts her hand on my chest
>"it's cool anon, don't worry. I really do like this guy"
>he goes into the men's bathroom
>she gives me her stuff and then follows him in
>the door shuts and I'm just standing there, staring at the men's bathroom sign
>in complete disbelief at what I just witnessed
>she has a boyfriend, they've been together for 3 years
>her current boyfriend took her virginity
>her boyfriend is the reason I've never made a move
>because hitting on a girl who has a boyfriend is a douche-bag move
>they don't like it, r-right?
>they've been in the mall bathroom for more than 20 minutes

>>34866589
When you're in love you do terrible things because your hormones are racing. Logic gets thrown out and it's all about emotions. When you love someone, your actions are just visceral emotions and panic when things fall apart. Love is beautiful but can turn someone into a husk of a person or a wild animal

>>34866794
Why should I do it when I can get you to do it for me?

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>>34866415
I make it clear to any women I date, if she brings drama or lies to me, especially if she does so about those people close to me that it is an instant break up.

I have dropped girls immediately when they did this. They think hey I did this with other guys where I poke at them and try to gain ground in my little drama plan so I will try it on him and get away with ti.

You can imagine how it goes when I straight up cut contact with them.

"Oh anon I am so sorry, oh anon I made a mistake, oh anon I am sorry etc."

When I stay silent they get the hint that shits done. I would say they might learn but they broke the fucking law of my relationship.

When you realise you dont need a g/f to validate your existence or make your life better, getting rid of one is easy as taking out the trash.

>>34866874
Because if you have 4chan-x installed it's literally easier to do a Google image search than to write the question.

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>>34866847
Hoping this is fake and a troll and not some cucks fantasy.

If not, get pictures and tell her boyfriend.

Dont be the type of dude that turns a blind eye to that shit.

>>34866847
I'm in complete disbelief too. Are you sure you don't need medical attention for that schizophrenia, anon?

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>>34865937
>but this really put the nail in the coffin.

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>>34865937
fpbp
>>34866415
>she'd always be really close and touchy even though she had a bf
I fell for this too.
Luckily I didn't revealed my levels too much. and I did expreince broken hurt, again luckily for me the whole prooses of it was subtle and not direct.

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>>34865875
Heartbreaking but she was never interested or you didn't pick up on the hints
>>34866415
Shit nigga what are you doing?!
>>34866579
This one hurts, women always say shit like this and it's mostly true. You hate them and live them. You want them to be happy but only with you.
>>34866847
This is some schizo cuck shit anon, you should seek some medical attention.

>>34865875
Things OP could have done
>pull out a mirror to show he has no reflection
>throw garlic at him
>throw holy water on him
>touch him with silver
>don't invite him to sit down because vampires have to be invited
>expose him to sunlight
>succ dik
you fucked up op

>>34865875
Heard she fucked some guy behind a mall, and she dated all the "bad boys." I hope she's a single mom, but with my luck she's happily married. I'm always drawn to the sluts that still end up being too good for me.

>>34866794
>>34866874
That's not actually the source, I'm pretty sure.

>>34866899

chops are way too thick to be breaded - should have pounded them out a little thinner.

>>34867748
Really? That guy looks like he is legitimately the photographer. He has a metric fuckton of photos of her and other models, and seems to have a solid reputation on DA. There's also a link to the girl's profile right on the picture page. She's ugly as fuck and a grade-A Internet slut to boot, by the way.

>>34867860
I'm guessing the fur-faggotry just set me off. The fact that fur-faggots can get chicks to model for them was unexpected, but then again once you flash "I'm an artist" women get nude pretty quickly anyway.

>>34865875
>having crushes

Thats like sticking hand in acid and complaining it burns.

>>34867547
Thanks for the kek
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>>34866811
I'd eat the shit out of that with some salsa. Wow.

>>34867891
It's DA, what the fuck do you expect? That place is the world's premier insanity magnet. /soc/ can only dream of the kind of nude-taking BPD-suffering piercing-wearing tattoo-getting boyfriend-cheating sex-crazed poon DeviantArt photographers get to fugg on a regular basis.

>>34866847
Lively imagination

>>34867349
Talk to her in real life.

My girl has tons of orbiters like that, but i get all her attention and when theybsee her all over me its an amazing feeling.

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>girl flirting with me for the past month
>sweetest and cutest girl iv seen in a long time
>the first girl who i actually think likes me
>finally muster courage to ask her out
>she arrives in class with a baloon and a bag of stuff
>says hi to me with a face that was a cross between "somebody actually loves ME!" And "sorry"
>never speak again.

I think she knows how i felt. It wouldn't've hurt so bad if she didnt hype me up and just told me.

>>34865875
>she read your heartfelt confession while getting plowed by Goth Chad

Ouch, OP. DON'T BE A FUCKING ORBITER. You're probably only about 19 or 20 so at least you've learned now.

>>34866847
Holy fuck, anon. I don't even care if this is fake. This is perfect. Saved.

>>34865875
This bothers me, she knows you're interested in her and she leads you on. So where did the other guy from?

>>34865875
>>34868897
What the fuck does goth Chad look like?

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>>34869139
Litterally this.
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>>34869139
>>34869200
Or these faggots.
Original comment

>>34865937
>but this really put the nail in the coffin
orogonol

>>34866579
You did great anon, now go for that new pussy that is waiting for you

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>>34866847
When you copy-pasta this hard...

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>Be me
>met someone online
>she likes my taste in music
>interesting.png
>Let's call her Sam
>talk here and there
>don't talk for 2-3 months
>forgot all about Sam till she wrote "hi, i deleted the app anon, sorry that i kept you waiting."
>totally cool with it
>i start asking for her snap, and i got it
>nice.jpg
>being the beta that i am, we only write, not using snaps.
>on a trip, don't write to Sam very much.
>when i get back, i ask for her phone number
>chatting much, i develop crush.
>my friends are like "you only want sex with her"
>didn't know that i am depressed and want someone to spill to, don't trust them shitbags
>i'm the one writing first (not special, i know)
>i notice that she doesn't write back for 2 days
>i go full beta mode "sorry if i bothered you"
>writes back on FB (i found it because i was bored, and desperate for information)
>"my sister borrowed my phone, sorry for not replying"
>bitchwhat.gif
>talk about musicians, daily life and more.
>she has another love interest
>her bestfriends brother
>whatwhatwhat.fml
>he's interested in her as well
>want to meetup with her.
>"anon i'm sick so we can't meet tomorrow"
>rlynigger.jpg
>try to arrange another time, but we never make it, due to me being a beta fag who can't man up.
>slowly stop contacting her.
>had a minor "gay" accident, due to being desperate.
>6 months pass, don't think about her.
>that shitbag tells it to the least trustworthy in my community.
>kysfaggot.ass
>starts thinking about Sam again.
>she unadded me on FB
>starts creeping and find information about her.
>eventually, gathering information about her school.
>they have an online schedule.
>i can see every class she goes to.
>i know her workplace, not worktimes, unfortunately
>eventually finds her friends address.
>whatamidoingwithmylife.png
>my new trustworthy friends find it creepy, but still crave the knowledge.
>can't find a way to get over her.
>i found her address via a website.

i need to find a hobby.

>>34866579
>3 years together
Stopped reading there, normalfag.

>>34866579
You did good anon, fuck that bitch you don't need her.

i got ghosted after driving to see her...

feels worse, all i wanted was someone to talk to at night over text....

>>34869200
You posted picture of gay actor though.

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>>34866579
are women actually like this

>>34870021
Ask a group of ten girls if she thinks he's attractive at least 8 of them will think Matt Bomer is.

>>34866579
You really should have killed her

>>34870312
No shit, his face is aesthetics

>>34866579
I'm proud of you. You were honest, and she was a bitch who deserved to be dumped. Keep believing in yourself.

All my crush ever did was lead me on and play with my emotions. There were MANY incidents where we sleep in the same bed but she would never me go all the way. I've done everything with her except receiving a bj or sex. Was literally torture so I had to drop her.

>>34870101
humans are actually like this. We just like thinking it's certain ones to avoid the soul crushing reality that you are doomed regardless of situations.

>>34866744
it's even healthier to call it when it happens. from my experience it gets you the girl easier too. Play pussy boy for months and they will never take your disapproval seriously

>>34870434
That is goth Chad, you asked for an example.

>>34865875
>crushed her heart early on
>realized it was mistake
>fell in love
>hate myself

In that order.
Yall ever fucked up so bad that you make the girl of your dreams hate you? Neediness is literally the worst thing you can have in a relationship.

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Post more sad love stories . It's addicting and makes me feel good.

>>34869200
It upsets me he's gay, he could be crush puss puss but he either gets fucked or ducks hairy man ass. Faggot.

>>34871981
Wow, Cloud is a manlet.

i asked out my crush only once, she said yes. after thinking about it for a couple days i changed my mind and called it off. not sure why.

Why do you guys do this to yourselves? Stop associating with women completely. The system is rigged unless you're Chad.

>>34869764
>had a minor "gay" accident
there is no minor gay accident, what is done is done

>orbit this waifu/10 psychology student for 3 years
>fix her laptop and help her with stats and shit
>all to get the eternal bliss of a miserable starbucks date
>pour my heart to her one day
>she gets creeped out and nopes the fuck out
>texts me after 3 days
>m..maybe we can give this a chance
>HOLY FUCK I MADE IT OUT
>meet once and cant even hold her fucking hand
>she goes awol for two weeks
>ignores my calls and makes up shitty excuses
>make an embarassing website telling her how much i like her with an even shittier bckground song
>no reply other than 'thanks! That was very cute'
>decide to save what little dignity i had left and cut her from my life
>block her on fb, block her number
>a month goes by, start dating some other girls and life actually starts going my way
>a day before my birthday, she writes me a long email to my college address saying how sorry she is for treatimg me like crap and that she cant stand being away from me
>this dick aint free
>get an internship at an investment bank and have no time for thots
>decline to meet her several times and bang some easy chicks on the side
>months later i give in and start dating her again

That was more than two years ago, we've been in a solid relationship since then and she does whatever I want, she just sent me a box of chocolates to my office to 'let the sluts around me know that my dick is hers'

>>34865875
This girl is cute as fuck

>>34866579
>crying in front of a woman
Mistake number one dude. Even if it makes the girl feel bad they will find a way to spin it on you, like you said "Stop making me feel bad about it"

>>34872338
normie pls nononono

Be happy for her. Your sacrifice was necessary.

>>34872338

Unexpected. Are you a fictional writer?

>>34873143
Pretty sure it's old copypasta from /b/ or something.

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>match with qt on tinder
>she's not like all my other matches
>seems genuinely excited to be talking to me and can't wait to meet me
>so nervous for first date with her that i threw up a few hours before
>meet her and all my anxiety fades away
>nervous butterflies become happy butterflies
>sparks flying, we leave first venue and head out to dinner
>go for a walk after dinner
>she gives me a long hug goodnight
>texts me as soon as she got home, a telltale sign it went well
>i'm sprung af for the next few days
>few days later she comes over for movies
>we cuddle and make out
>she ends up falling asleep holding me tight
>next morning her alarm clock goes off
>she sits up, sets it to go off in another hour
>lays back down, kisses me and snuggles even closer
>make us coffee and kiss her goodbye
>yay
>date 3 approaches, the big one
>she says she can't wait to see me again

>says she'll be over later tonight
>never shows
>never answers my text
>not the next day
>not the day after
>call her another day later and she hung up after 2 rings

never heard from her again.

She dumped me for chad back in October after 6 years of dating and promises

I fucking HATE women with a passion now

>>34873174
>6 years

Maybe it wouldn't have helped but why weren't you engaged at that point?

>>34865937
exactly this. you might have had some kind of chance, but now you dont.

but worry not op. i was in a similar situation as you, completely ruined ties so badly that we didnt even acknowledge each others existence for 2 years.

and the we somehow started talking again and i think girls see you as a different person when so much time goes by. we dated for a year. just worry about becoming a better person and pussy follows after.

>>34868735
it feels like you missed a line out in this or something

>>34873220
We started going out when I was 15 (she was 16) so getting engaged while we were still not even financially independent seemed dumb.

It's funny you ask, I was going to propose to her this June when I graduated. Had a ring picked out and everything.

Fuck life.

>>34873170
i do this. the only explanation i have is that i dont like the commitment, i dont like the effort, i dont like the closure.

>>34872304
yeah, i do regret it tho. Desperate times, indeed,

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>>34865875
>Be me
>Be 1/4 German
>Be fascinated and obsessed with Germany and German culture since boyhood
>Be sophomore in high school
>qt German exchange student comes to my school
>Instantly becomes my oneitis
>Try to talk to her
>She's very sweet and nice to me, unlike pretty much every girl I've ever met
>Talk to her in the halls between class
>Message her on Normiebook pretty frequently
>Tell her about my obsession with Germany
>"Oh anon you know more about Germany than I do :)" is perhaps my favorite message I received from her
>She's a little weirded out when I tell her I believed the Treaty of Versailles was unfair to Germany and that Germany needs its Polish provinces and Alsace-Lorraine back
>Try to play it off as a joke but I'm still serious
>Keep talking for about a month
>Find out from a friend who's friends with the Field Hockey Stacies who are friends with German qt that I'm being too overbearing and she thinks I'm kind of weird
>Be humiliated and embarrassed that I bugged her for so long and that she finds my Germanophilia weird
>Never talk to her again
>She goes to prom with some guy
>I don't go to prom because sophomore and no date
>She goes back to Germany
>I never see her again except for an occasional Normiegram post with her current German bf

tfw no qt German gf to spend Valentine's Day with

>>34873402

That's really shitty of you. Don't want commitment open you're stupid mouth and make it clear.

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>>34865875
This enraged me that a manlet got the girl.
>be on tinder
>match with a cute girl
>after talking for a while we decide to meet up
>ohfukyes.jpg
>she tells me she's vegan which is a turn off but she's really cute
>we agree to meet at a restaurant that has vegan options
>I already got a table and the girl comes up
>she's really tall which I don't mind but still cute
>I pay for the dinner and we decide to get drinks afterward
>We both go home and meet back up at a bar
>we talk and I really like her
>things are going really well and then she just leaves
>I don't hear from her and then a few days later she tells me she likes taller guys
>it makes her feel awkward to date a shorter guy
This fucking stabbed me like an ice pick in the heart

>>34865875
>>send her a long text on how I've always loved her

You got exactly what you deserved.

Never do this. Never. Nothing good ever comes from confessing, especially confessing via text or email or facebook.

What the fuck were you thinking, you complete spaz?

>>34873463
You fell for the eternal Kraut there. Do NOT, never, talk about things that happened during national socialism or are related to it in any way. Versailles, Weimar, borders, it's all a no-no. Just ry to avoid that subject.

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>>34873840
Forgot my story.
>Didn't even ask her out, too shy and afraid. She's traumatized after her relationship with Chad who raped her when she didn't want to give her virginity away for some dude she was together with for one month. She's idealistic as fuck about people too. I just don't want to lose her by confessing my love to her.
The end.

>>34873840
That's true. It's so fucking gay. All my life I've wanted to be German and have such pride in Germany's accomplishments yet here she is, purely German and not even remotely proud of it or interested in it. I'm not even a Nazi, I'm more of a fan of Imperial Germany myself.

Life is so fucking unfair man.

>>34873463
The only mistake you made was not telling her you thought Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>34866478
fucking do it. no spaghetti, no regretti

>>34873966
Checked
Most Germans don't really know about this stuff in the first place and we still have a huge cult of guilt in our country to this day. It's really stupid.
People of that age group rarely care about history anyway and are, for the lack of a better word, "bluepilled" as fuck.

>>34866579
Beta bitch. Have some fucking dignity you fruit.

>>34865875
Lanklets BTFO
>>34873518
Manlets back to being BTFO

>>34873170
>she's not like all the othe-

CRITICAL ERROR
ABORT

>>34866847
>she turns and faces me, back towards him

It makes me happy knowing I will never be in a situation where this will happen to me, just reading it is giving me goosebumps

>>34873234
How can you even come back to it, no matter how many years went by, if you emptied your heart to a girl? I'm not him but literally did the same thing as OP.

>>34865875
Much like OP.
>Get close with girl.
>She makes out with me.
>Lets me touch her boobs.
>Suck on her nipples.

but, then she gets a bf and that's all out the window. Then thinks I'd be okay with that.

Shit. Life is hopeless.

I'm too discouraged to like girls but, not desperate enough to go gay.

Life is such shit.

>Be on lacrosse team in college
>Enjoy partying
>Become interested in girl
>Talk for a month
>Start to really like her
>Ends up ignoring me
>Starts dating some shy lanky guy

>>34871816
>I girlfriended the girl of my dreams.
>9/10 blond blue eyes, smart, interesting, similar tastes, very rarely a bitch and always apologizes, good sex.
>she teaches me how to dress nicely
>I learn how to treat girls
>I get fit for her
>I lover her and she loves me
>I was a total beta and she boosted my confidence and my looks, feel like a chad
>girls hitting on me, hot girls I tell you
>feels so good man
>start wondering how all that pussy must feel like, how it feels to fuck other girls
>we get into a fight, I never cheated on her
>I tell her we're over
>it's been over 3 years

>2 weeks later and I am hooking up
>3 months later and I get a big titied 8/10 gf
>2 months later dump her
>spend the next 4 years fucking around, with some girlfriends mixed in
>miss her so much.
>She waited 8 months before she got a bf. was a virgin before she met me
>literally the perfect girl.
>Only a fucking moron would leave her
and I did.

>>34873170
>match with qt on tinder
>she's not like all my other matches

Using tinder AND expecting the girls to be loyal
Neck yourself

>>34865875
The good ol' you're too good for me excuse. I fucking hate women so much. Why can't they ever be honest? Why do they always try to sugarcoat breaking your heart?

>>34875143
>not desperate enough to go gay

Being gay isn't a choice. It's from birth.

I fucking hate women. But I still feel sexually attracted to them. If being gay was a choice I would be the gayest guy on earth. I'm not even fucking joking.

>>34866415
At least you got away from that evil bitch hopefully. happy v day anon

>>34865875
CrushES. Two of them.

>College crush
>Never paid attention to me and was always eyeing and talking about senior guys
>Get so frustrated that just blurt out that I like her one day
>Gives me the "never thought of you that way"
>The other was my high school crush
>She has changed a lot since then but still liked her because I'm an idiot
>Take it more smooth this time because I learned my lesson
>Not smooth enough though, after the first date I just tell her how much I love her
>She's scared and runs away obviously

Never.

Never ever, even if you have the strongest emotions in the world.

Never show your feelings to a woman. Not a single bit.

I was lucky that they just ran away, they could have just as easily exploited me. And I would have been a beta forever.

I'm mad but also thankful to them, I'm more of a man than I would have ever been without these experiences.

>>34875239
Right up there with
>"You'll find someone that is for you."
>"Be yourself"

>>34865875
Alpha fucks beta bucks
Don't ever tell your feelings to a girl unless you're dating her

Are their nudes of OP's pic?

here's a stupid story from my edgy teenage years.
>girl cheated on me after being together 2 years.
>she was some kinda spiritual christian or some dumb shit.
>turned bi-polar or something.
>saying she was sorry.
>saying she wasn't sorry.
>got mad af
>told her that because of her cheating I give my soul to satan and now worship the XxX___666___XxX
>told her that she deserves to die in childbirth.
>her bf messaged me saying he owns a buncha guns and would kill me.
>I laughed it off.

All in all it was dumb shit.

Could I at least get the girls name in OP's pic?

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>Depressed but end up meeting some random girl I met once years ago
>Says she liked my writing and wants my help making a children's book with her
>Slowly get closer and we both share our insecurities and eventually have sex
>greatest moment of my life.jpg
>year goes by
>think about killing myself and cut all contact with her
>suddenly feel urge to ruin her life and sneak into her house and put her panties on my head with a good old sniff
>her ex husband caught me in the act and starts ranting about how I'm a useless member of society
>girl defends me and the ex marches out of the room
>grill says she's pregnant and I nearly had a heartattack
>says its her ex's kid and that even women can get lonely
>selfishly ask her who she loves more
>she says me but it doesn't fucking matter since I'm just summarizing what I read in Punpun today

>>34865937
/thread

>randomly meet girl when having dinner with a friend from highschool
>she barges in on our conversation and crashes in on the rest of our hangout
>she starts hitting on both of us
>gives me her number
>She asks me out
>We go out
>In the middle of our date she says she has to go, that she has to go make someone jealous, and I need to decide right now if I stay or if I leave
>tell her that I'm staying
>she says she'll be back in 10 minutes
>play that conversation back in my head 2 minutes
>realize what happened, stand up and leave
>she calls me 2 days later asking me why I left, that she missed me and was havign such a good time
>go out with her again
>drunk tourist starts hitting on her
>she starts flirting with him
>tell him to back off
>she looks at me straight in the eyes with a really sad look
>she says "you really like me,don't you anon"
>I say I do
>she says "you're just too good for me, I don't deserve you"
>She leaves me for some random fuckboy she knew
I fucking hate women. I don't talk to them. The shit part is that they talk to me, initiate conversations, make me care and then tell me that they never wanted anything from me.

Not a crush but it fits the general feel of the thread and hopefully serves as a nice lesson to my fellow betas. Very long story, so it will be 4 posts.

>Third year of college, no friends.
>Have girl in two classes and end up joining her for a group project
>She's actually talking to me about non school shit so ask her out with intent of cutting contact if I get the no
>Get lame excuse instead but still a no.
>Already exchanged phone numbers for school so just planning on cutting contact after group work is done.
>She actually ends up constantly inviting me to do things and starting conversations with me.
>Decide to ignore the rule about nuking because first time anyone outside family has put in this kind of effort towards me.
>BIG MISTAKE
>She invites me to hang out again, turns out to be attempt to make me be friends with some new boyfriend.
>Say hi, but mostly ignore him because I've been warned about this sort of thing.
>They break up in two weeks, I'm stuck with her using me as an emotional tampon despite keeping distance and going on about how he won't let her have male friends and is afraid of his own penis.
>Why tell me the latter, still have no idea.
>She dates new retard, pulls same shit as above but is latched onto him when I get to the meet location.
>Put on look of utter disgust because I know what's happening and the fucker set off my slime ball alert as well.
>Speak to him for like 20 seconds before calling her over and then ignoring him. She looks upset and surprised that I don't seem to like him.

>>34875720

>Month later
>She's crying to me about how he's abusing her and how she's going to give him another chance.
>Not having any of this, just tell her to break up with him.
>She starts going on about how she can't because she lost her virginity to him and how if she doesn't, she'll be stuck alone for life like I am (not a comparison from me, she used those words)
>What the fuck kind of comment is that? Why must I be so desperate for friends that I tolerate this shit.
>More time passes, she breaks up but still keeps him around because "He's still my best friend" and I'm still hearing about this shit because she's still trying to get us to socialize and I'm not budging.
>Later on she starts dating neckbeard supreme
>Make mistake of not shitting on him instantly.
>Is now convinced we're all friends even though I give every sign we're not.
>For example, I ask her to hang out, she says sure, then she's telling me shes bringing him, I clarify I want to hang out alone for her yet she still brings him.
>Gives me silent treatment entire time while I'm refusing to speak to the neckbeard because I made it clear I didn't want him there and don't want to encourage this shit.

>>34875754

>Turns out to be one of those faggots who interrupts every single thing you say to tell you you're wrong somehow, usually because his opinion = fact.
>Seriously, I could have a conversation lasting for 20 minutes with somebody and he'll cut in after every sentence I speak to tell me I'm wrong no matter how much I and whoever I'm speaking to ignore him.
>After the meeting above, she's mostly ignoring me and is glued to neckbeard 24/7, slowly dial back on attempts to speak to her as every time I try, she acts like commiting herasy and I have to put up with the neckbeard.
>Above issue is triple the problem because she brought him into the circle of people I talk too but am not really friends with so have to put up with him all the fucking time and he does shit like bother me to tell me the website I use to check info for vidya is the wrong website to use because he doesn't like it.
>She'll sit down next to me in this circle when she sees me but still acts like a snoody princess when I try to talk to her.
>6 months of this shit, winding down attempts more and only even bothering because of the odd text from her that's just using me as a diary and silence if I try to talk about me.
>She randomly insults me one time I tried to get a conversation out of her with some remark about how she actually has a sex life unlike me.
>Write her off right there, don't speak for two months, she doesn't seem to notice.

>>34875791

>Month 8 of her with neckbeard.
>They're in hang out spot, only spot free is across from them on one table
>Sit there just to play vidya, no interest in speaking to her.
>She starts asking me about an adapter I use acting obvious to the fact that she's been a complete cunt.
>Give one word answer and go back to vidya
>Neckbeard goes on another rant about how my adapter is the wrong choice and if I was smart like him I'd have a different one.
>8 months of this retard doing this and me ignoring it to avoid drama, combine that with frustration at girl and lack of sleep from sickness and finals, I'm fucking pissed.
>Start screaming at him.
>Both are in shock and run away.
>Little voice in my head starts going on about how I should give girl another chance despite logic saying otherwise.
>Give in, send her text pointing out her shitty behaviour, ask to hang out but demand it be alone.
>She agrees and for the last two weeks of the semester, she starts putting in a little effort into being friends with me, not much but an improvement.
>Neckbeard tries to interrupt one conversion with her the week after, (how can anyone be this fucking dense) make point of ignoring him again and she actually goes along with it.

>>34875810

>Summer starts, digital only communication now since only meet at college.
>She's avoiding mentioning neckbeard in conversation but still annoying me to a degree because she reverts to silent treatment whenever I want to talk about something she doesn't and it gets old if I'm constantly wondering if she's just ignoring me or hasn't seen the message.
>Summer ends.
>Birthday is at start of new semester.
>Ask her to hang out for it and stress the word alone
>She starts begging to let her bring neckbeard along
>Tell her not a damn chance.
>Point out his love of interrupting me, she tries to justify it as "he just likes to talk"
>Still no dice.
>At least she's finally figured out I can't stand him, my never talking to him, exchanging contact info, asking about him, and constant ignoring wasn't enough clues appearantly.
>Few months pass of continued minimal effort from her but still improved from prior year
>Little voice in my head is back telling me to make the nuke now of all times.
>Do it
>Back to spending free time at gym or watching cartoons instead of speaking to anyone.

Laugh at my betaness and know that there is no exception to the rule that you should instantly cut contact with any woman who shoots you down.

>>34865875
>She took the day off in advance just to spend the whole day with me
>I chose to pick up a shift on a day I already had off
Yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' alpha.

>>34875831
>there is no exception to the rule that you should instantly cut contact with any woman who shoots you down.

This the MOST important rule for a male to remain masculine.

>>34873463
>She's a little weirded out when I tell her I believed the Treaty of Versailles was unfair to Germany and that Germany needs its Polish provinces and Alsace-Lorraine back
You made my day anon, God bless

If a female you like has a significant other then you will be nothing more then a fun background character in her life and you will never be of any importance to her.
Cut contact or be cucked. Oh sure it gets lonely and loneliness is a real bitch but, there are a few things worse then the lonely feel being and being cucked is one of them.

>>34875831
Just wanted to thank you for the greentext, my dude. I really appreciate your effort.

>>34875831

Goddam my man youre truly, truly pathetic.

I'm no chad or PUA by any means but, once in a great while I can get a girl interested in me.
PUA is a whole sale of a half truth. Its mostly bullshit but, there were a few things worth knowing from them.

The most bullshit one of them is "Always leave them better then you found them"
I'm bad at mutual breakups. I'm bad at most things but, when a love interest is dead. I make it a point to end it on hurtful words. At the very least they deserve a sting for wasting my efforts.

It sounds petty of me but, at the point of being dumped or ghosted. Its more a penance for the effort.

>>34876103

Why do you think I come here?

>>34869718

Yeah I've seen that before. Think it was set in a bar though.

>>34865875
I want to kidnap pic related and fuck her silly while she awoos for the rest of her days.

My love interest was a deeply depressed, alcoholic, chainsmoking, deadpan, remedial studies, white trash pothead with low self-esteem. she thought she was a failure because she was working as a waitress and she wasn't going to college. She was the love of my life.


>Write a letter asking her to prom.
>tell her how much she meant to me
>told her how she was smart, creative, unique, interesting, special, had this weird sort of charisma that pulled me in and attracted me to her.
>She read my letter.
>She burst into tears reading it, then she walked around the desks in our homeroom and she embraced me.

Even now I love her so much even though it's all over through my own stupidity and thoughtlessness. I fucked it all up. But I know that I was able, at least in that instant, to make her love me once.

>>34876108

Give us some examples of some things you've said to women on parting, anon. Also please give a short detail on how they wasted your efforts.

>>34865875
roasties are no good

>>34865875
>be freshman in high school
>be vulnerable sperg
>girl starts being nice to me
>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>my socialization skills were slightly better than the average sperg, so i get closer to her and she starts joking with me and giving me hugs
>she eventually comments on my myspace that she "loves me" in a friendly sort of way
>so we are friends now
>things come to a head a few weeks later when we're in like all in the same classes and we talk to each other all the time
>she asks me if I have a crush on anyone
>in retrospect she is clearly trying to get me to tell her that I liked her
>her friend asks if I like her and I lie for the first time in my aspie existence
>they are not pleased
>this type of flirting shit goes on for a few more days and then the girl drops me like a bad habit and stops talking to me for the rest of the school year
>send angsty myspace messages about "bawww why won't you at least be my friend"
>she does not respond
>tfw my other friend told her that I liked her when she asked and this is when our relationship changed

this kinda scarred me, even though the other girls who i liked/asked out in the past didn't react that way, even when my feelings were mad obv yo

Fuck, that hurt to read.

Organic

I feel bad for you guys. I had a girl interested in me Once or Twice. But its still been ages since last time. Cant say i ever got even remotely attached to any one before. I actually got a valentine's day card from a girl in 6th grade. She had a whole family of rats as pets. Never did talk to her. She ended up becoming a super stacy though. Last time was senior year in college and some black girl was so desperate she told every one we were dating and i had to make a scene telling every one we were not. She ended up being a druggie. But atleast they chose me. Some of yall never had anything. And to those who had their hearts ripped out... All i can say is how did you keep going? What helps you cope.

>>34876287
>myspace
Anon, it's time to take a step outside and buy a calendar...

>>34875494
Unless you are dating her, showing your feelings is a death sentence

>>34876237

Sure.
In no particular order.
"You were right no one could love you"
To a highschool gf... With depressive issues.

"I'd rather have no friends then be friends with someone who can't even take any time with me. You've become toxic to me.. I'm better off without you"

-Said to a Psuedo gf did most things that couples did but, never officially considered us a couple. Called me a friend because while her other friends were having drama and made and went through with their plans for outings while ignoring hers.

"God fucking damnit, you are an insufferable cunt, you can't appreciate anything and you are disgustingly fat. I fucking hate you, Stay the fuck out of my life you gross piece of shit.
Bye cunt.

She was a trailer trashy pretty fat bitch ex juggalette.

"Bitch it was all a lie. I never loved you, You want that group of friends fine be with them. No we can't be friends because you are stupid as shit and you are the biggest liar I have ever met you should be grateful I'm even saying good bye."


Basically, I worked hard to be the best bf I could be that cost me money time and planning for them and well, some offenders were worse then others. At the end of the relationships. Even if I am partly to blame I get a grim satisfaction at intensifying their end of the failed relationship. Words hurt.

>>34875359
Me too, man.
I've been trying really hard to will myself asexual, though, and I think it's working.

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>>34875494
>lucky they just ran away
I know this feel, it's bittersweet.
Yeah, dodged a bullet in a way. It also might mean that maybe if I was human I could have found a decent girl (in the ones who run away rather than exploit.)

>>34865875
OP you are too good for that roastie cunt desu

>>34875176
Please be shitpost

>>34865875
Yeah you don't confess ever, you just go for a kiss instead or at least confess in person.
I bet your confession was all filled with insecure words and overly dramatic too. I did it too anon.

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>>34865875
>tfw you realize "you're too good for me" means "I only date bad boys"

>>34875176
I really hope that's fake.

Sadoriginalo

>>34866210
Friebdly completely nonbutthurt that repurposed facebook memes are still facebook memes.

>>34876523

Thanks, anon. Those were beautiful.

>used to give her roses every valentines day back in hs
>ask her out during first year of college
>don't just get rejected, have to deal with consequences for next 4 years
>give her exactly what she wanted and cut contact
>she spread rumors about me up to graduation
>get accused of being "obsessed", even "stalking" at one point
>even the professors knew
>nobody bothered to check with me if any of it was true
>all this done for free sympathy and attention
>somehow never got dragged into a kangaroo court hearing
>i also made a handy scapegoat for her to pin her failings on

There was nobody I could talk to about this since nobody would believe me since it would require them to realize that I literally did nothing wrong.

I literally made zero meaningful contacts with people in my program due to her marking me with a scarlet letter. I got a job after graduation, but it's only tangentially related to my major at best and from what I've heard doesn't pay as much as one in my major.

I can't stand valentines day or roses anymore either.

>>34865875
I've never had a crush. Feelsweirdman

>>34873170
this is what happens to me, except they jump ship before the first date. Congratulations on getting one, let alone two tinder dates.

I hate this attention whore: https://www.instagram.com/ladyxzero/?hl=en

I am afraid of talking to people and thus have never interacted with a girl

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I should do my hw but I'm bored so here.

>be me
>8th grade
>beginning of social ineptitude and general autism
>never had a crush before and was proud of it
>mid-January/February hits
>mandatory 8th grade play production begins
>one of the main characters was played by an absolute qt3.14
>never talked before at all but I start to crush on her a bit
>never felt this before and socially autistic so didn't know how to handle it
>basically hold it in and do nothing about it for the next few months
>this is where my self-loathing attitude developed
>fast forward to 8th grade graduation
>realize that we're going to different schools so it's now or never
>tell her my feelings
>also get her number even though she most likely wanted me to leave her alone
>end up talking a lot over summer
>Even though we did text and seemed to get along I was pretty creepy and uncomfortable
>feelsgoodman
>trying to get up the nerve to ask her on a date or at least to hang out
>when I finally feel like asking she breaks her ankle
>so I just say that we should hang out in a few months when her cast is off and she's agrees
>go to high school where I'm an extreme beta
>still talk to her on weekends but I push it since I force a conversation EVERY weekend
>November hits
>month her cast was coming off so I ask when's she's ok to hang
>no response; no read receipts
>get worried and start texting like a lunatic every weekend
>progresses to apologizing for basically being a creep but no response
>text sort of mutual friend to both of us about what's going on
>she tells me to let it go and that she has a bf
>internalpains.jpeg

After that I basically turned extremely """"depressed"""" and edgy and even wrote stories and poems about this type of subject. I deleted oneitis' number right after I learned she had a bf but later pestered mutual to gimme it cuz I just wanted to "talk" to her about it. I didn't get over her until the beginning of sophomore year when I latched onto someone else.

>>34877134
Wtf? uh okay.

>>34876886

Do you mind going into more detail, anon? So she was making up stories about you stalking her? You hadn't even talked to her but she came up with stories? What do you think her motivation was?

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>>34877159
P.S. I also saw her at a Farmer's Market but she luckily didn't see me so I basically got an extreme stomach ache and went home and reflected on my shit life and how everything was the same.

In hindsight, I understand that she cut contact with me cuz I was an uncomfortably clingy beta; but it wasn't still kinda shitty to just ghost me and not tell me herself to fuck off.

>>34876646
as a girl who has used this a few times, its just a nice way to turn guys down

'youre too nice'
'its me, not you'
'im not in the right place for a relationship'

etc

>>34873463
>be eternal Teuton
>sperg out and kill millions of Europeans in WW1
>get shit on and humiliated
>sperg out again
>get shit on and humiliated

>>34876646
Yeah.

"Good" as in "goody two shoes", not good in any positive way.

It's funny how "bad" and "good" have opposite meanings in this context. "Good" is a beta pushover, while "bad" is a rough outlaw.

>>34873463
>>She's a little weirded out when I tell her I believed the Treaty of Versailles was unfair to Germany and that Germany needs its Polish provinces and Alsace-Lorraine back
Hahaha what the fuck? NEVER discuss your fringe political views with a girl you plan on dating. That's the kind of thing you can talk about a few months after you've gone steady. That goes for both sexes, by the way; I hear of too many ladies getting burned because they wanted to talk politics at the table.

I've never had a girl interested in me and I"m 31...

Did anyone have 'official' Valentine's Day celebrations in school? It seems so crazy to me now but back in HS there seemed to be some official thing where people ordered flowers to be handed out on Valentine's Day by someone else so that it could be anonymous...isn't this just just officialised bullying? How could they not fucking know that lots of children would be left out and feel like shit because of it? Fucking normies.

>>34877278
>because i feel bad nobody else is allowed to feel good

so bitter

>>34877301

Maybe I wasn't clear enough. These girls literally walked through classrooms handed out flowers to select students, while others basically sat there with nothing (including myself). During homeroom time. It's not like handing candy out, it becomes a very clear symbol of being wanted romantically.

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I've told this one before but it bears repeating. Sit down for this

>college freshman
>girl invites me over to her house to study
>holyshit.png
>shower and clean up and head over
>get there
>Greeted at the door by some 6'3 chad fuck
>we study for about an hour in the living room of this one bedroom apartment while chad goes to the grocery store
>comes back and with groceries and asks stacey to help him in the attached kitchenette with dinner (spaghetti, frozen meatballs, frozen garlic bread)
>they get flirty and start making out by the stove while I'm alone laying on the living room floor with my notebook and text
>girl is giggling and asks "Hey anon can you watch the stove for a minute" while chad has his hand down her pants
>they go into the bedroom and close the door
>hear the door lock
>hear them climb onto the mattress
>hear chad's metal belt buckle clanging
>meanwhile I'm standing by the stove boiling the spaghetti noodles
>I don't know why but I begin putting the garlic bread and the meatballs into the microwave
>suddenly hear girl moaning and skin slapping through the fucking wall
>I end up cooking their entire dinner
>about 45 minutes later they come out and she's wearing his shirt and shorts
>chad fucking walks out of the room butt ass naked and makes a bee line straight to the bathroom to shower
>she thanks me for taking care of things and that she's had enough studying for today
>sends me home with a piece of garlic bread

>>34875831
Why are you blaming the girl?
You're being a little bitch because some slut wants to bring his boyfriend kek?

>>34877355
>because nobody loves me nobody else gets to be loved

so bitter

>>34873518
lmao I'm a manlet and all the normies I know keep telling me not to rule out taller girls

thanks for reminding me to keep it real senpai

>>34877278
my school had this shit too

some student would come into the classroom and deliver anonymous gifts to usually a couple girls in a class of 20-30. I don't think I ever saw a guy get one.

>>34877195
We were both in the same degree program so I was more or less forced to see her for my entire time in college. There were days when it felt like I would be expelled just for turning my head a few degrees to the wrong side of the room.

The stalking "story", if you could even call it that was once, and in that incident she was the one walking behind me. Although I was walking and talking with another person in our major, that person never spoke to others in our major despite being in close contact with most of my classmates and for far longer than I was.

Her motivation was definitely free attention and sympathy. She wanted to make "friends" and what better way to make an ingroup than to turn them on an outgroup? At the time I decided to stay silent, thinking it would pass if I didn't dignify her rumors. Obviously it didn't do anything other than teach her that she can keep her ingroup together and escape responsibility by targeting me. I should have fought back.

>>34877440
being a woman is so awesome, if you get flowers for a guy its like x10 sweeter than if a guy gets flowers fo ryou

>>34875831
wtf, you are a human failure
kys

>>34877389
Should've walked out and left the sghetti to burn the house down.

>>34865875
hello friend i hope you're still here, that sounds pretty rough man.
enjoy the piss for a bit and drink it off, you deserve this one.
and stop talking to her from now on. if she wants you she better put in some effort.

>>34875594
more or less in the same boat as you friendo

>>34877278
It happens at my faculty, though not on Valentine's and it's balloons instead of flowers. Nobody really cares and it's like 3 people out of 100 student classes that get them, not a big deal

>>34876398
this story began in 2006

>>34876646
Well she did go fuck goth Chad. Which I didn't know was a thing until now. BEING EDGY WAS MY THING REEEEE!!!

>>34877202
I'll fucking kill you I swear to god

>>34869764
If anyone's scrolling through and checking replies first, don't waste your time on this one. It's shit

My best friend (woman) told me today that no woman would ever sleep with me.

>>34865875
sauce on pic please

>>34877739

Context on conversation and exact quotes please.

>>34877739
Probably just trying to be a controlling bitch. Can't have your beta ass thinking too much when you can be serving her in the one-sided friendship.

>>34865875
>Be me
>not you
>Second year of high school
>I've been orbiting this girl for about 2 years (She had a boyfriend for like a year and then on and off with one or she made it clear she liked one guy). I hate any type of cheating or non monogamy arrangement so I never made a single move out of respect and I also enjoyed the friendship (we talked every day, and were basically together 24/7).
>Go out with her pretty much every single weeked, she barely did anything without me.
>Out of nowhere she starts liking this psycho guy that hangs around my friend group.
>We go out on friday as usual but this time that guy is in the group.
>Guy is touching her hand and flirting with her
>She seems receptive
>They suggest going to the movies
>I think oh fuck they're going to snuggle there and shit
>I suggest going to my place instead
>Parents are not home
>FUCK.JPG
>They start cuddling in my living room and the guy has her face on her crotch and she is giggling
>I have to ask them to move because someone could see through the windows
>We go to my room and start watching a movie
>Oneitis asks me if she can wear one of my shorts because she has a skirt.
>I say yes
>Oneitis and psycho chad lay on the bed while we watch the movie (they're behind us)
>they start cuddling hard and maybe kissing but I'm not sure since they're behind me.
>I'm dying inside while the girl I love the most in the word is cuddling with MY SHORTS in MY BED with a guy that I don't particularly like
>Movie ends
>They leave
>Girl tells me over message that they didn't kiss and that she was really happy etc.
>Tell her I'm glad for her but be careful because that guy was known for being an asshole
>Next monday the guy gets another girlfriend and dumps my oneitis.
>Oneitis is sad.
I can keep going into further details if you want on what happened after that.

>be me, 13-14 cant remember which
>first couple of years in secondary school, that's high school for you americans
>have a group of friends about 6 or 7 members wide
>one of them I got along especially well with, didn't have any feelings of love for the first year of secondary
>around the beginning of the second year I realize that I love her
>have the feeling that she loves me back but were both just shy
>wait for her to make a move
>no moves made, brushed it off as her being shy
>a few months go past and its almost the end of our second year in secondary
>she comes to me one day
>shes saying that she is so happy
>I ask why
>tells me that its because the person she loves asked her out
>pretend to be happy for her
>cry in bed
>wake up next day and go to school and pretend to be happy for her, again
>stay good friends but heart is still crushed and she didn't even know I loved her

if youre wondering why I didn't make a move, its because I was afraid that she would reject me because the last girl I asked out turned me down pretty harshly and id rather cling on to the hope that she likes me rather than have it crushed

>>34865875 You can't have your heart ripped out if you never talk to anyone

>>34875176
It's funny how in 8 months for a girl is considered a long time to be single when for me the time between girlfriends is years lol and i'm using the term girlfriend pretty loosely at that

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>>34865875
>ask her if she wants to share my umbrella in the rain
>"no i prefer to be in the rain instead"

>>34877901
Go on anon.
Origami

>>34877901
Continued.
>Psycho chad actually stayed with that girlfriend for the rest of high school but he constantly cheated on her and still talked to my oneitis.
>He was actually not that bad and sometimes I hanged around with him because of mutual friendships and I even started to like being around him.
>Friendship with girl X lets call her continues as usual.
>Months pass.
>We are now practically glue.
>Everyone jokes around how we are boyfriend and girlfriend,etc.
>This girl is really depressive and sad with family and mental health issues so I have to constantly deal with that but I don't mind.
>I have some savior syndrome I guess and even tough I love her so much I consider her my best friend so it's not like I'm suffering by being with her.
>I also always initiate contact, invite her every weekend,etc.
>She says she can't like 50% of the time but she is a shut-in so whatever.
>When we go out I sometimes pick her up at her house and drop her off but we always have like extra people there or at least another one of her weird female friends to cockblock me.
>I'm too much of a pussy to confess and in retrospective I think I missed a clear window of doing so.
>I keep trying to find the perfect moment to confess but words won't come out.
>I'm pretty sure she knows by know because we exchanged over 100k text messages by now.
>She hugs me, plays with my hair with my head on her lap and we even hold hands in a joking manner every now and then.
>I even stop the car one time I'm dropping her off in an attempt to confess.
>Pussy out and just say I was looking for something.
>Months pass, let's say it's been 6-7 months since the incident I talked about before and we've been spending a lot of time together for like 3 months.
>One of my best friends and one of her friends basically tell us to go out already.
>I hate that this happened but whatever she already knows because my friend told her friend I liked her,etc.
Cont in next post if you want more.

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>3 y old relationship ended last week
>met him 5 years before at high school
>he added me on Facebook because I commented on a music post of a mutual
>because we 14 and it's easy to talk, we get to chat almost everyday after school
>no irl meeting tho
>eventually he tells me about his ex, I admire how deeply he is into her
>when I realize I started to like him I get depressed because it looks like he will never look at my way
>after all I'm a 4/10 girl, beta with no friends, and he's very chatty with everyone
>convince myself it's nothing special for him and stop responding to his messages
>a year passes and although we don't chat anymore I see him at every break on school and like him even more
>someday I post a shitty drawing of mine on social media and he asks me if I did
>we start chatting again, he tells me about this site and I identify him as a tripfag
>on the day I turned 15 I read a thread from him where he posts images of his new crush
>she's a solid 7/10, get depressed again and promise I will stop liking him
>our last year of high school begins and we are on the same class, its the first time we talk irl
>he is not longer the easy going person he used to be, I notice he is always reading or mumbling something

I will continue after this, my arms are in a bad position for typing

>>34878151
Post your roast, girlie

>>34878151
I will gf you right now.

>>34877389
>I don't know why but I begin putting the garlic bread and the meatballs into the microwave
>suddenly hear girl moaning and skin slapping through the fucking wall
>I end up cooking their entire dinner

No. NO. Fuck you anon, I refuse to believe you could possibly be THIS much of a fucking cuck.

If I knew you in real life, I would pay a hilarious black man to follow you around calling you a cuck all day.

>>34878140
>Forgot to say that I constantly gave her gifts like a fucking idiot but she loved them.
>Female friend tells me she said she told my oneitis she should go out with me and that I liked her.
>At this point the cat is out of the bag and I basically missed my chance to confess in a good way.
>Ask her over text message to go out with me tomorrow as a date.
>She says yes.
>Sperg out like a complete idiot and tell like 10 people that we were going to go out.
>Even tell psycho chad.
>He tells me not to kiss her until the third date or something so I stuck with that advice (What an idiot I was lol).
>We go out
>I don't want to confess too early into the date, barely like an hour or two passes and she gets a call from her mom telling her to come back and she is mad.
>I ask her If I can tell her something
>She says yes and knows what it is by the look on her face
>I start shaking and tell her I really like her and I also enjoy being with her and our friendship and if she doesn't want to go out with me I would understand.
>She seems genuinely happy, like I never seen her like this in my life.
>She goes for a kiss, but I don't even notice and I hug her instead.
>We are holding hands going back to her place and she tells me she wants to take it slow.
>Don't realize she went for a kiss until months later.
>We never had a date after that, we had 3-4 days of romantic messaging and good feelings and then pretty much reseted to our friendship status, I kept asking her to go on another date with me and I kept being insecure and overly clingy and just too intense on my feelings for her on how I always loved her, etc.
>She grows distant over time, says she is going to turbo chad's party and I tell her I might not be able to go but I end up taking her to it.
>I'm really worried at this point because 2 weeks have passed and she seems more distant and we haven't even kissed or anything.
>We leave the party
>Chad says something into her ear.
I don't know if I should keep going.

>>34877202
Flattering a guy that doesn't deserve it just to save yourself the discomfort of having to tell the truth is not nice. It's the opposite of nice.

For a guy that is old enough to see through that kind of bullshit it's frankly enraging.

>>34878151
women are whores, men are bigger whores. turns out.

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>>34865875

she married another guy

but I still got alcohol and 4chan, so I guess I haven't lost everything!

[Just everything that matters]

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>Senior in highschool
>French American girl decides she wants to learn painting
>I'm giving her lessons and tips on how to paint
>She's painting a japanese dojo or something
>Decide to talk to her about Japan and anime
>She doesn't really show an interest in either
>Decide to talk about Europe and ancestry
>Her eyes light up with the brightest green I've ever seen in my life, shockingly beautiful eyes
>Realize I can never get with her

>>34878303
Final part I don't know why I wrote this it was a long time ago.
>Driving her home
>Ask her if she wants to stop by for coffee as an excuse to spend some time alone like on our first and only romantic date.
>I tell her that I love her and ask he why she won't look me in the eyes when we talk.
>Ask her if I'm doing something wrong
>She says no and tells me not to apologize anymore
>She is just acting guilty and just non receptive.
>4 days pass.
>Growing distant in her replies and romantic responses.
>School day is over.
>I go home
>Eat
>Check my messages.
>I see a long paragraph of like 500 words telling me she can't do this and she doesn't look me in the eyes because she is afraid to hurt me and she feels pain when she tries to tell me romantic things and that she is an emotional mess and family issues,etc.
>I literally go through the 5 stages of grief.
>I almost beg her and try to convince her and I just start being a pathetic human all around.
>Cry all day
>She says she would understand if I don't talk to her anymore.
>This makes me sad and angers me since I thought we were actual friends too.
>She skips school next day and when she is back she has scars on her arm like she cut herself.
>We go back to being friends and talking but not as much as before obviously.
>One week later told her I still love her.
>Same response from her
>A month later tell her again
>Same response.
>Summer
>No contact
>Classes start and we are in the same classroom
>We start being friends like before.
>It seems like I'm forcing the interactions and I'm always taking the initiative.
>Grow tired of this
>Stop speaking to her as much as I used to.
>She makes zero effort to talk to me.
>We get into some dumb argument over a group project.
>One day I just decide to stop talking to her to see if she would message me or talk to me or show some initiative, otherwise she doesn't value our friendship I think
>Stop talking to her hoping for her to talk to me.
>She never talks to me again

>>34865875
>highschool
>really autistic but I guess that goes without saying
>was still kinda recovering from a oneitis I had in middle school
>she hung out in the same circle as most of my old middle-school friends
>tall
>brown hair
>drop-dead fucking gorgeous
>same interests
>she thought my autism was funny so she would hang out with me
>sophomore year
>we were pretty close
>spent all our time together and everyone thought we were dating
>she kept telling me we should just stay friends
>finds some other dude from the grade below
>stops spending time with me
>I realize I have no other close friends at this point so my only real option is to be miserable and wait for her to come back
>relationship falls apart
>she comes back but she keeps spending less and less time alone with me
>tell her I'm into her cause her friend told me I should
>she ignores it
>gets back into the dating-breakup cycle again and again for the next 2 years while I try to find a way to get over her
in /uni/ now. the problem is that so much of my life revolved around her. I'm hardly even a full person anymore really. I don't mean that in an emo way. I mean like there's just so little about me because I spent 4 years trying to make something happen that never could happen. Now I just have nothing left to do really. I don't know how to make friends here. I mostly just shitpost and do work.

>>34878303
>She goes for a kiss, but I don't even notice and I hug her instead.
You dense motherfucker

Also, keep going

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>>34878223
>implying
>>34878151
I will continue
>somehow, this turns out to be very attractive to me, I find him now more interesting than ever
>he always looks away when I'm handling him a notebook or something, so I assume that he hates me
>I probably don't care that much
>one day, a friend of mine shows me his blog
>in a line, he talks about "a very interesting girl that he wishes he had the courage to talk to"
>my pulse gets over the sky, could this be me? I ask myself
>"I don't think that's me", i say to my friend
>anyway, I remind myself the site and read all of the entries
>in them, he talks about how he feels so very alienated from all that surrounds him
>never before I read something so relatable, I really feel what he writes
>I'm wishing I could be the person that fills at least a bit of his loneliness
>start having dreams about him all the time, become infatuated
>the teacher sits us together, we finally talk to each other
>at some point both of us know about our feelings without the need of talking about them
>on the day before high school ended we started dating and it was the most awesome thing that happened that year
>we are going to the same Uni
the feelings I have from that time are so dear to me, I actually wanted to do things, started to read and watch films much more
I think the third part will be the last

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>>34865875

>3 days before Valentines. trying to book gf and I somewhere nice.
>Get call
>"Listen femanon, I don't love you anymore. Honestly I don't know if ever loved you. We need to end this."
>Valentine's day: check facebook of obsessively as I have been these past three days. she's with another femanon.
>Femanon is in a relationship
>"Having a wonderful evening"

That's what I get.

>>34878499
Forgot to add she was the last female friend/crush I ever had and I'm still a kv years later.
I'm obviously over her and in retrospective she wasn't even a good match with me as a girlfriend because of what I want in a relationship but meh.
I was a dumb kid and I made some dumb decisions and It really was my fault for the most part. I just hope she doesn't think I blamed her or think I was a NiceguyTM.
To be honest what hurt the longest was losing the friendship.

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>>34878499
Hits too close to home, anon. (oh-ridge-in-ale)

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Got a good one.

>be shut-in teenager, never go outside and no friends
>get in car accident
>be in coma with traumatic brain injury
>eventually wake up, relearn to walk, talk etc.
>go back to school with array of new mental illnesses
>meet pretty girl
>literally faint in front of her because of new medication's adverse effect on brain injury
>we start talking days later
>start relationship
>she understands I have pretty bad mental and emotional issues on account of almost dying
>still loves me and is understanding
>2 years go by
>go off to separate colleges, but only an hour apart
>depression comes ago
>get in particularly bad slump
>she meets new female friend who is a total fucking slut
>get paranoid and depressed
>talk to her a lot because of that
>"you don't give me enough space"
>give her space
>"you don't give me enough attention"
>stress compounds, leads to heavy thoughts of suicide
>try to keep this irrationality away from her but still like talking to her because she makes me feel better and understands
>at some point she stops understanding and gets mad at me for talking about my problems
>stop talking to her about my problems so as not to upset her
>she sends messages in pic related
>revert back to shut-in status

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> be freshman
> like this one grill
> decide to give her gift on Vday
> /writefag/ so spend weeks trying to make a good poem
> buy exotic choclates to show how sophisticated i am
> poem is in a folded heart tucked inside the chocolate everything gtg
> see her in the hall after class
> "Happy Valentine's day tessa!"
> "Oh, No no no no no"

her tone was surprised and distressed almost as if i assulted her

yo do grills have to be so mean

>>34873170
OMG WHY I ALMOST CRIED:(((((((((

>>34877739
>>34877814
thistbquiteoriginally.

>>34878600
Thanks. Glad someone read this lol.

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>>34865875
>dated this girl
>she goes crazy mode and ends up in hospital
>stay with her whole time
>in the end she breaks it off
>less then a month later she already has a new guy and our relationship meant nothing

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>2 years ago
>meet a girl on a furry forum
>find out she lives 30 minutes away from me
>keep in mind shes awkward, a furry, and has bad parents, tho shes cute and has a beta boyfriend (long distance relationship)
>become best friends with her and develop massive crush on her
>we play league alot with my friends and hang out irl
>one day she tells me shes been fighting alot with her bf and long distance is working out, going to break up with him
>nowismychance.jpg
>tell her how i feel about her, poor my heart out
>"anon, im in love with your friend b, weve actually secretly been dating for 3 weeks now"
>get super pissed she never told me tho i suspected bcuz b acted all depressed and was always home so they had time to chat, cut off most of my friends including b except her
>i learn after a few months she went to visit her ex behind b's back and they banged (b still a virgin)
>doesnt work out, b takes her back cuz he will never get another girl
>b moves pretty far away and i take another chance at her
>told me today shes moving to arizona to be with b despite b not even being out of highschool yet and still lives with his parents
>constantly ponder what would have happened if i had never introduced them

Why even fucking live.

pic related, really shitty pic of her

>>34878712
Least I can do when no one read mine :(((((

>>34878780
I read everything anon I just didn't reply.

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>>34865875

>after my whole life of "no gf," finally acquire [First GF] at the ripe age of 25
>absolutely beautiful face and incredible body, tattoos, dyed hair, asian/white with tan skin
>actually has talents and hobbies and interesting stories, writes me cute notes while we're at work
>9/10 so close to my ideal girl, real epic quality
>only real problem is that she's one of those hardcore Christians
>texts me day and night, every day for a few months
>would tell me almost daily how much she likes me
>gets to the point where she says she "more than likes" me and how she's "tempted" to go further and further with me every night
>feeling's mutual
>we're each others' "first experiences" in almost all aspects
>(only sexual contact we had was me eating her out, which she wanted daily)
>unfortunately nothing more until marriage
>Valentine's Day approaches
>I bring flowers to her door early in the morning, make us breakfast with the materials I collected earlier
>overall a good day
>at the highest point in my life
>few weeks later, get her a gift for her birthday expected to arrive a few days early
>a regular at our job asks me to watch her fucking rich people mansion for a week or so
>have to decline due to the distance, but recommend my gf to do it
>customer makes a comment about a "little love nest" for us and goes to talk to gf
>she's not texting very often during later end of the week she's watching the house
>she seems quiet and distant at work, normal hello/goodbye kisses become lame "pecks"
>one closing shift she's out in the parking lot waiting for me as I leave work
>pick her up and swing her around, saying I'm happy to see her
>says she has "bad news"
>breaks up with me because we were "moving too fast" and "God" was telling her we needed to end it
>we talk for a while about everything, apparently there's no working this one out
>kiss her on the forehead and leave
>we break up right before a three-day weekend (for me) and I go home absolutely crushed

(1/3)

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I've told parts of this before because when I drink I need people to vent to and I have no friends anymore.
>grew up dirt poor
>would basically just run around "exploring" because there was nothing else to do
>one day, at about 4 years old, I wander into a nearby rich people neighbourhood
>a girl sees me and drags me to her yard to play with her
>become friends
>her parents don't like me much
>hang out all the time, usually in the park
>we get older and we're practically inseperable
>start high school
>puberty hits me full force and I start looking at her differently
>become friends with her friends, we start dating
>her friends warm up to me, even the one who couldn't stand me at first
>we're in college, living together
>she meets a guy through one of her classes
>starts hanging out with him a lot, bringing him around a lot too
>she talks about him almost nonstop
>she doesn't even know his real name because he goes by some gay anime alias
>feel like I'm not getting any time with her, get jealous
>there are arguments about this guy
>start a fistfight with him, she goes to stay with her parents for a couple weeks
>find out she's pregnant and it might be his
>she's a "good Christian girl" (not too good to fuck around though) and won't abort it
>she moves in with him
>do a prenatal paternity test
>not mine
>after they finish college they move away together
>she got our cat and almost all of our mutual friends in the split
What stings the worst is that SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. She threw away everything we had FOR A GUY WHO SHE ONLY KNEW AS FUCKING "CHII".

>>34878775
Yeah man, that's your fault.
I don't even know how guys still like a girl when she is bouncing around like a basketball and still act surprised when shit like that happens.

>>34878499
PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS MORE GREEN TEXT, I BEG YOU

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>>34878827

(2/3)
>taking bus home post-break-up, sitting alone in the back at 10 at night
>looking out at the moon trying to work out the positives
>at least I can have real sex again, not just a really rough handy
>think about some pretty fucking good "casual encounters" I've had in the past
>get home and immediately go on Craigslist
>post dick pics in an internet ad for some "Post-break-up NSA"
>stay up all night on cam with random sluts on Omegle
>look at time
>5:XX AM
>get in bed and go to sleep
>phone vibrates under pillow
>Craigslist email from a non-bot
>hop in shower on two hours of sleep, taking phone to reply to her
>loot [Photo]
>she's not super hot, but not bad
>arrange for her to meet at my place
>she arrives after 10 years
>it was actually about an hour, but she appeared to have aged along the way to my house
>fat arms and muffin top, grey hairs
>thought "Fuck it," and invited her in
>sit on the couch and chat a little, eventually start to make out
>moustache hairs I didn't notice before are poking me in the face
>squint a little to see if I can see the hairs
>notice her eyes are fucking wide open, just looking at me
>close my eyes again and feel regret, silently apologize to my dick
>bring her to the bed and we disrobe
>decent tits, maybe I can do this
>we get in bed and I suck her tits, start to finger her
>she's super wet
>look down at my fingers and the color looks a little off
>like my fingers were coated in gray-brown dish soap
>absolutely disgusting smell hits my nose
>instantly lose my boner
>apologize and she offers to suck me off to re-harden me
>that always helps
>except she was absolute garbage at it
>goes for 10 minutes and I tell her to stop
>"You must really feel bad about that break-up..."
>yeah, that's it
>we get dressed
>I feel bad so I give her money for gas
>few minutes after she leaves, I go out for a smoke
>landlady tells me she noticed a car sitting out front, winks and calls me a "hussy"
>I shrug, smile and look at the camera

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>>34878827
>>34878902

(3/3)
>about a year after my break-up
>still same job working with ex-gf [X]
>moved into new house with co-worker/friend [G] and two other mutual friends
>ex and I are still friendly, but not really friends
>eventually notice she's been talking to G an awful lot
>she starts coming over to our house, just to hang out
>eventually she would start going up to G's room after the other roommates went to bed
>they insist nothing is going on
>soon enough she's spending the night, almost nightly
>I'm annoyed as fuck and start Craigslisting wheneverX comes over just to prove I'm over her (I wasn't)
>at most, G caught me bringing a girl in on his way to the bathroom, but this is nothing new to him
>start to want a relationship again so I can forget her for good
>update a dusty old OKC account and let it rip
>eventually a girl messages me
>she bails on potential dates 3 times over a month, but then we finally meet at a bar
>date went great, we keep seeing each other
>she makes out with me by second date and I think I'm finally out of the X-hole
>continue dating into the next year, get the sex with the new GF
>on a night alone, get drunk and burn X's old notes/letters to me out in the backyard
>feel like I'm finally over X

>Valentine's Day part II: Electric Boogaloo
>get a huge bouquet of new GF's favorite colors delivered to her door
>she thanks me via text and then conversation isn't normal the rest of the day
>realize she hasn't been texting very often this past week
>feel the deja vu feels
>few nights later, leave her a message (of course she didn't answer) saying we need to talk
>she texts back asking to hang out the next night
>agree, but remain hesitant
>next night, we're on the way to some restaurant
>tells me about her old friends we're to meet and then brings up the voicemail I left
>"really busy with work" "need to focus on starting my business"
>broken up with on the way to a date, that's a first

>back to being single

>just in time

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>>34865875
>Revealing your inner feelings and workings publicly
>ever
>EVER

Step one of learning how to be fit in with normies is realizing that they literally could not care less or even be bothered to pretend to care about your emotions, regardless of how close they might be to you.
Think of it like an allowance of favor that you have with them, and discussing anything related to how you feel about anything on a visceral level for even a few words is akin draining that allowance through a fire hose.

Honestly man, they don't care about you, they never will, just do you.

>>34865875
https://youtu.be/JXRN_LkCa_o
I think bumping this accurately depicts how we feel about tonight

>>34878756
Is that Brittany G?

Oregegano Commenturu

>>34878897
Nah dude story ends there, we just became strangers and I saw her on graduation day when I went to get my backpack to leave the school and we didn't even exchange words.
She started being all by herself more and more and I hung out with my friends.

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>be me
>2 failed marriages
>meet Melania
>have qt son named Barron
>Everythings working out

Now if you cucks would excuse me, I have to get back to work.

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>>34878939
I want to fuck your first Christian gf anon. She sounds hot. At least G is fucking her for us, ain't he ;)?

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>>34879012
>34879012
Damn it dude, thanks for the greentext!

>>34879008
No her name is Desiree

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>>34879067
>At least G is fucking her for us, ain't he ;)?
Nah, she dumped him after the lease on our house was up and we moved out. Had a new BF before she even broke up with him, too. I don't think he got as far as I did with her, anyway.

>dressed up all fancy
>tried to give girl flowers and chocolate
>"will u b mine?"
>girls like "umm thanks"
>gives the chocolates to other girl
great moment will never forget

At my local bar right now drinking alone and reading these stories. The feels are fucking real tonight fellow robots.

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>see a qt on the first day of a college class
>she complements me on my star wars shirt and says she lives near me
>catch her looking at me many times over the following weeks
>laughing at jokes that weren't very good
>last day of class is potluck
>qt complements me on my food that I made
>qt asks to carry stuff to my car
>on the way there talk about her family and life
>load stuff in car
>she starts to walk away
>"hey wait can I get your number?"
>"why?"
>notice spaghetti in pockets
>"uhhhh so I could like text you or something"
>"I don't give it out"
>spaghetti no longer in pockets
>oh
>walk away :(

this is the post that gets me found by someone I know

>>34878966
this. failed normies will never learn

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>>34878550
>Uni starts, he is very bright despite being a lazy person in high school because of his amazing write skills
>we share the trips back home and takk but not see each other that often because we have different schedules
>he doesn't use social media a lot and doesn't want to show affection through that
>"you don't want to be like those couples right?"
>mutter and say yes although I think it's not that bad
>everything goes smoothly until second semester, we start seeing each other a lot more
>when I inquiry about the things that bother him or what he thinks he tells me I wouldn't understand
>"I don't think seeing each other that often is good for us, Anon"
>this goes on for a year, all the dissatisfaction comes from me trying to understand and him saying that he has nothing to talk about
>on December, when we had two years dating I decide to stop wallowing in this
>I tell him he hasn't even told me he loves me, and that I can't wait forever for his reply for something so basic
>he starts crying and saying he feels incapable of committing himself to anything, that he feels like a fraud all the time
>he finally tells the words I craved for so much
>we hug and everything starts to make sense, I sense like the wall that made him disconnect is gone
>half a year after that he drops out of the uni because of financial problems and stops talking to me for two weeks
>this hurts me but I try to understand him, he's going through rough times after all
>we videochat and he explains his circumstances they seem reasonable
>although we sometimes discuss about his lack of communication, I try not to think about it so much
>friday of last week we meet on a park near where I study
>"I have something to tell you, I want to break up with you"
>I start shaking uncontrollably
t h e
e n d
I think he might read this but fuck it, I don't care. it will probably pass lots of time until I have to face him again and he doesn't give a shit, he never gave a shit

posting this as vent, sorry for the autism

I thought this robot-like guy would never hurt my feelings ever, like any other... I was alone all the time
I highly doubt I will ever love someone like him again, I hope I will never again try to help someone to "fix" himself

you robots have to get your shit together, please do. it hurts to be rejected when wanting to help you, you have no idea.

>>34879677
It sounds like he was severely mentally damaged. Don't every try and fix broken people, all they ever do is take and take until you're as broken as they are.

>>34879722
Sounds more like it was a one sided relationship tbqh.
He just didn't have strong feelings for you and just went into a relationship because it was comfortable.

>>34879758
he was very sick, at some point I was the only person he talked to, not even his family or past close friends knew a thing about him
and he refused to go to the psychologist or do something for himself, like working out or involving in activities that could fulfill him
I'm still worried about him, but I hope I can stop this and become indifferent too
>>34879844
this is also true, I'm a scammed person lole

>>34865875
I'm a newfag here to your shitty little board but I guess I'll bite and share some of my own.

No greentexts for you either so you'll just have to read normal english.

So it starts out this new years I decide I'm going to get a girlfriend and I'm gonna do whatever I can to keep her happy. So this meant no autistic revealing your powerlevel bullshit I used to do back in school. ( I was pretty retarded which is no surprise.) So talking around I meet up with my one crush I've had since gradeschool and after a few days of talking and texting on and off it turns out she is into me too. So I start to get my hopes up like always cause now I know I finally have my chance with someone who feels as mutually as I do. We talk for a while and eventually I ask her to go to the movies. As it turned out she also invited her friend and another friend of mine as well which I guess was nice for a while. We go and see split but by the way the entire movie was ruined for me cause I missed the introduction when I was buying popcorn. So that was fun and we even held hands while we were watching it. Even later after the movie of course we window shop for a while and I'm trying to talk to her but her friend is completely hogging her. (Yeah I understand that is a weird thing to say but that's what happened.) She totally ignored me. And before any of you retards suggest that I should be more alpha I don't think she would've appreciated it if I was being a jackass to her friend so I honestly think I did the right thing that day. We go on a few more dates and all the same with her just ignoring me. It gave me the worst feeling in the world. For days after every single disapointment I would first become sad and then I would lose all emotion. I literally turned into a psychopath unable to feel happiness or even cry. I've been the most insecure I've ever been in my entire life and I can't seem to find any reason to be happy anymore.
(1/2)

>>34879920
>no greentext

Actually very disgusting

>>34879920
Does normal english mean zero punctuation or spaces?
The reason we use green text is for retards like you that can't type properly.

>>34879920
>expecting us to read a wall of unbroken text

greentext or get the fuck out you illiterate cunt.

>>34879920
You type like a retarded edgy 16 year old

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>>34879920
This continued for about a month and a half and this constant feeling of not being good enough has completely ruined me. So I broke in and finally let her know I didn't want to be with her anymore two days ago.

Its been horrible. I found my passion and I gave up. I made it my goal to do this and its like I was never given a chance at all. I am completely changed now and I just can't seem to find any happiness in life anymore. I don't care about anything.

The worst part is I think she cheated on me.

But that's fine I guess. There's my story. brb 5 mins killing myself.
(2/2)


pic related

>>34879989
>>34879970
>>34880009
I love you guys.
Happy valentines day.
>>34880038
you're pretty good at reading people I'll tell you that.

>>34880090
Underage b&

Mods pls

18+ bored only; mods==gods

>>34880060
Alright, the formatting here was better so I went back and read the rest.

My advice? Fucking get over it lad, it was one shitty roastie. Women are an awful goal, if you really want a purpose, find something worthwhile and difficult, but achievable. Then go do it. Or fail, but either way, at least keep trying.

>>34873463
>Be me
>Be 1/4 German
>Be fascinated and obsessed with Germany and German culture since boyhood

Is this an American thing

>>34880188
Absolutely, yes. Americans have no country based ancestral pride, usually Alex Jones and his ilk being a notable exception so, as is natural, they seek pride in any ancestry they can find in their shite for blood.

Most people should embrace suicide.