>tfw alpha male >6'4 >240lbs >rugged handsome

>>34865861
fucking whore knows what she's doing

>>34865861

You're not a alpha male though
you're probably average/above average face
you're probably a social autist

you're posting on an mongolian frog-yawning imageboard for (yous)

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>>34865861
So you obviously don't care?

Why would this be a problem

>>34865861
Life is indeed a joke, but it's not relevant to the subject you're talking about. You're pretty cool, though.

What makes you think you could get girls? You sound like a boring autist.

>>34865998

It's not a problem.

I just find it ironic that I can easily attract women but my sex drive is so low that I'm not even attracted to them.

I look manly and people probably think I'm a sex machine or something while in reality I couldn't care less.

>>34866040
>huehuehue le irony

Why did you post this thread?

>>34866060

Because I have the opposite problem that most guys here have.

I can attract women easily but I'm not interested in having sex with them.

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>>34866093
And you seriously thought anyone would care?

>>34866093
>I can attract women easily

You keep making that claim. Pretty doubtful, especially when someone has to call himself alpha. Your sperginess probably drives away girls, and you couldn't get girls even if you tried.

>>34866129

Well...

6 or 7 people, including you, cared enough to write a reply in under 20 minutes.

>>34865861
You like men then? Ever thought about trying the whole gay thing out?

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>begging for you's in /r9k/ is your life mr alpha

>>34865861
>alpha male
>no sex drive

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>used to be ugly as fuck duckling
>while watching dragonball i always resented yamcha for being scared and a pussy when girls are shoving their clam against him
>many years later i started looking better and taking much better care of myself and my future
>girls will start talking to me
>still ended up captain autismo who's terrified of being bound to anyone or anything and became an empty shell that prefers 2d sitting at my pc whenever possible

I've crippled myself

>>34865861
>alpha male
>no sex drive
AAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

low test beta cuck

>>34865861
>alpha male
>no sex drive

lmao you're retarded

>>34866224

Alpha men don't need to have a high sex drive because the quality of their genes alone allows them attract mates.

Beta cucks need a large sex drive to pressure women to acquiesce to sex in order to propagate their inferior genes

>>34865861
This chick sums up for me how sexually frustrating high school.

>>34866396
was.

I a word.

>>34865861
and yet you come to /r9k/ to brag, providing anything you're implying is true. Sad!

>>34866632

I'm not bragging.

Life hurts in it's own special way.
I'm stuck alone like you guys but for different reasons.

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>>34865861
>tfw you know that OP is just baiting for that sweet sweet (you) and actually is just 3/10 fat beta like rest of this website

>>34866801

Perhaps your are blinded by your hatred.
Many different kind of people experience hardship in life.

>>34866801
Robots tend to be lanklets rather than fat.

>>34866129
/thread

Gtfo Chad.

>>34866217
is dat some space dandy?

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>>34867182

seems like it

*burp*

>>34865861
>alpha male
>no sex drive

pffffffffff.....it's only your asperger that makes you think you're alpha, cunt

>>34865861
lol same here bro, I can get any girl I want in the whole wide world, but I chose not to, because you know, like, why should I care? hahaha, like the world isn't revolved around sex, if you know what I mean, like wtf are people doing, you know? Anyways yeah, girls come up to me all the time, smiling and flirting, since I'm so handsome, but I'm like why? why should I care, you know? Thought I was the only one, ahaha

>5'4.5
>80 kg
>I think I'm handsome
>Have sex with 16 different women with no condom

Need to stop being a faggot

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>>34867625

envious beta

>be me
>actually attract women
>friendly, assertive, decent face and body etc
>only been in 1 relationship because i have no idea how to not sperg out in that situation
>drive away any girl that i get romantic with
it could be worse, like how i could be lying on a congolese shrimping network.

>5'1
>100 kg
>10/10 face
>Fucked over 100 women just in 2016
>seriously can get any woman I want just with my luck

You're all just bunch of betas.

>>34867696
being tall doesn't make you an alpha male(if you're op). Tbh most of tall people i know are social autists.

>>34867800

That's because we have to be careful not to intimidate or make the smaller folks envious of us.

>5'0.5
>90 kg
> super handsome
>Fucked over 150 women last year

/gtfo betas

>ctrl + f "gay"
>1 unrelated post

You guys disappoint me. OP is in the closet and want a bigger stronger man to take care of him in the bed. But since he's 6'4, it's hard to find one. Sad!

>>34867840
tall people are goofball as short people are, normal-sized people are objectively superior.

>>34865861
Haha, hi Elliot. You're a bretty big guy. Don't go and do anything crazy now.

>>34865861
You're fat. And you'll get fatter soon

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>>34867914

Tall used to be the normal size before agriculture allowed people with inferior genes( your ancestors) to bred.

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>>34867758
>5 ft 1

I'm more shocked than anything else

>>34868086
>Tall used to be the normal size before agriculture allowed people with inferior genes( your ancestors) to bred.
this is totally made up and makes no fucking sense.

>>34867696

>tfw so used to being alone and ugly that I think women are fucking with me when they call me handsome utterly unprovoked

FUCK

average height was 6 foot something before the advent of agriculture. Bone density was also higher.

Agriculture has allowed beta people to survive and pass on their shitty genes.

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Dumb and ugly betas are the reason this world is such a mess.

Beta stacy worship and beta orbiters should die

>>34868142
>average height was 6 foot something before the advent of agriculture. Bone density was also higher.
i don't understand why, is height really important for hunting? intelligence it's important for hunting, not height. If it's true, which i doubt, it's because a change in human's nutrition.

>>34868223

your prey has just climbed a tree or hid in a pile of rocks

how will the manlet's long arms and legs cope with this situation? How will his tiny lungs fuel him as he escapes from a feline?

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>>34868223

it just matters

>>34868256
> How will his tiny lungs fuel him as he escapes from a feline?
i'm 177 cm and i'm much more athtletic than all the tall people i know...i can run faster and longer than them.

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That's because you had to evolve in order to catch women running away from manlets like you

>>34865941
Some people do have no sex drive. It is a thing.

>>34865861
BRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>34868345
still better than having no sex drive, you goofy aspie.

>>34865876
can we stop the "they're never asking for it" meme?
this is asking for it, by *any* definition.

>no sex drive

Get your testosterone levels checked

>>34868401

I'd rather have no sex drive than be a manlet.

>>34865861
>2017
>still having a superiority complex

>>34868651
if you don't want to fuck, why are you so happy to be tall? checkmate brainlet.

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such blessed baito

>>34869026
>if you don't want to fuck, why are you so h

I'm happy to be tall because I'm not short.

>>34869199
>I'm happy to be black because I'm not white
>I'm happy to be a girl because I'm not a man
>I'm happy to be poor because I'm not rich

>>34869199
well, good luck out there goofy.