>Uhhh, anon? Um, why don't you have a girlfriend on Valentine's

>>34863771
I don't know, do you want to be my girlfriend?

>>34863771
You guys can only dream of a girl who'd say something that autistic.

Originally pathetic.

>>34863771
For the exact same reason I don't have a girlfriend any other day you fucking peanut.

>>34863771
Because I didn't have one yesterday.

>>34863771
Fuck off thot! Your societal norms and expectations mean nought to me
I have ascended

>>34863771
I thought you were my girlfriend?

>>34863792
A girl literally said this to me just a few hours ago.
She's a 5/10 and is semi-autistic, which makes her a 7/10.

can someone explain the thot meme to me

>>34863771
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!?!?!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS SHIT!?!?!?!?!? SUCK MY DICK NOW WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

>>34863771
I am literally in love with the girl in the pic right now.
She is absolutely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.
I don't think a woman can get any prettier than that. She is absolutely perfect. Literally ZERO flaws.
I need to know her name, ASAP.

>>34863881
>SUCK MY DICK NOW WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
You're supposed to ask nicely you misogynistic pig. No wonder you're single on valentine's day.

>>34863931
how do you even ask this nicely to a woman

>>34863828
make her ur gf dummy, she obv wants u

>>34863971
She already has a bf, that's why she said that to me in the first place. All o

>>34863771
People says shes beautiful.
Like average where the fuck do you knuckle dragging losers live where these chicks are and more then 6/10.
Maybe more with whore makeup and good dressing but.

>>34863969
>Can you use your mouth?
It's what I do and it seems to work.

>>34863771
I do but shes in my head

>>34863914
lmao what a wanker

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>>34863771
>like, um, shut the fuck up

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>>34863771
Say "like" one more, I dare you

>>34864115
She only said "like" one time.

>>34863771
Why do yoi think?