>Allegations of being a Russian puppet >Pee pee tape rumors

>Pee pee tape rumors
i must have missed this episode. can i get a quick rundown?

>>34863105
>>>/pol/
It is a good practice to discuss things in the appropiate places

>boomers ruined this country
>lets elect the most privileged boomer to lead us

lmao.

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>>34863135
4chan literally memed the cia to release a speculative report which was repeated by cnn and buzzfeed

also OP is a faggot like always

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>>34863135
That Russian Dossier leak from a few weeks ago alleged that Russian agencies had "compromising information" on Trump, specifically video evidence of him hosting a golden showers party (pissing all over each other) with some Russian hookers in a Moscow hotel. It's been a running gag ever since.

>>34863159
Already got this exact thread up over there, nobody's biting. Also, /r9k/ has no topic, so this is also an appropriate board to talk about this.

>>34863216
>Already got this exact thread up over there, nobody's biting
That means your thread is not interesting. Posting it elsewhere won't neither increase the quality of your thread or the board you are reposting it in

>>34863135
It's that one piece of bullshit news the left has to throw onto every list because it's eye catching and funny to say then the right always points it out for the sensationalist malarkey it is and uses that to dismiss every other complaint put up against Trump.

It's the first step in a vicious cycle of bullshit and echo chamber non-think

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>>34863105
wanna know why ppl(we) elected trump?

here

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>>34863279
>All this nonsense
That's a lot of words to say "I'm a fucking idiot, that's why I voted Trump".

>>34863247
Already got a handful of replies here, including 2 of your own. Thanks ;)

>>34863105

>thinking anyone besides paid shills and CNN care about "ethical breaches" and "muh Russia"

But of course the Clinton foundation was just a charity fund.

>>34863306
>>34863450
>>34863279
Right, but some people just refuse to see things that way. They doon't care

>>34863279
>marxists are neoliberal globalists
actually triggered

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OP is a trap poster

Sage his thread and tell him to fuck off

>>34863105
>You retards saw this comming.
>Now stay put with your meme president.

still like how he shit talks his enemies

>>34863105
at least he has a penis

>>34863105
When the NWO stops trying to ruin him.

>>34863135
/pol/ made the CIA release a fucking fanfiction and everyone bought it

There was even a part in the fanfiction where trump fucks and pees on michelle infront of barack

>>34863105
I'd honestly rather have a retarded orange man be president than a woman. Women are not meant to lead. Seriously, we can't let them get the nuclear codes! Not with their emotional nonlogic.
>putin really hurt my fee fees maybe I should launch nukes

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>>34864684
>Trump literally has a bitch fits over trivial shit such as the size of his crowds, Nordstrom's not giving his rich daughter anymore money, and the mean old media reporting every stupid thing he says and does
>"We need a stronk, emotionally stable man to lead our country"

Wow

>>34864598
Shit talking his enemies is his only real talent, and even I'll admit that he's fucking beast at it. Remember that zinger he gave Hillary in the second debate? Hillary: "I guess it's a good thing Trump's not in charge of criminal justice in our country". Trump: "Because you'd be in jail".

>>34864649
Yes, Trump's failings come from a global shadow conspiracy to oppress people and sabotage his image, and not from him having literally zero fucking political experience and the temperament of a narcissistic spoiled brat of a child. You nailed it, that's totally what's fucking happening right now.

>>34864794
Nice try shill, but you won't convince me.
Trump is only getting started.

>>34864827
>3 weeks of embarrassment for America
>Trump is only getting started.

>>34864888
>already forgot how much worse obama was

>>34864794
He was a good candidate for president.
That not necesarily meaned that he could be a good preaident.

>>34864888
Trump has my full approval, he's the first president in my life time who is keeping his promises.
You think fighting illegal immigration was a easy position to take?

>>34864974
Sure. They called Obama the "deporter-in-chief" because he was doing nothing.

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>>34864888
Trips confirms the will of Kek, Trump's autism will only worsen with time.

>>34864919
>Rescued the country from the Great Recession, cutting the unemployment rate from 10% to 4.7% over six years
>Signed the Affordable Care Act which provided health insurance to over 20 million uninsured Americans
>Ended the war in Iraq
>Ordered for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden
>Passed the $787 billion America Recovery and Reinvestment Act to spur economic growth during the Great Recession
>Helped put the U.S. ontrack for energy independence by 2020
>Saved the U.S. auto industry

Yeah, Obama was a real shit heel.

>>34864974
>Travel ban is in the shitter
>The Wall now suddenly costs twice what Trump said it would, with no sign of Mexico paying for it which means it will fall to American tax payers
>Promised to MAGA but has spent all his time embarrassing USA, whining on Twitter, and watching TV.
>"Trump's keeping his promises!"

>>34863198
>>34863270
>>34864680
>/pol/ made it up guys. w-we are anonymoose!

lmao, delusional

the dossier is still being investigated in relation to flynn's resignation

he was just the fall guy

>>34863105
mean while the democrat supports show they hate democracy by with violent protests

the liberals continue to show how tolerant and anti nazi they are by beating down anyone who doesnt have a liberal views. while supporting a corrupt dnc

Trump may be a problem but it was the democrats and medias fault they got in. instead of addressing the problem people just whine instead of holding the democrat party and main stream media accountable

>>34865051
He changed the rules so that people turned away at the border counted as deportations, he didn't actually send anybody already in away.

>>34865060
But building the wall is the most important part of what you said, as long as it gets done I don't care who pays for it. If you think any of Obama's programs helped me you're wrong. Government doesn't care about white men.
It's single mothers and poor minorites that get benefits from the government.

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>>34865148
The Wall doesn't help you either, jackass, aside from making you think you stuck it to those uppity immigrants coming here and muscling in on the dishwashing industry.

>>34865126
Not an argument

>>34865145
"Nobody knows about it, nobody talks about it, but under Obama, millions of people have been moved out of this country, they've been deported." - Donald Trump

>>34865256
He was making reference to the cooked statistics that people didn't talk about.

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>>34863247
why are Drumphkins such lolcows?

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>>34865328
But Trump knew about it because he's so smart. He doesn't need intelligence, he just knows things. His uncle was an MIT professor, you know. So smart. Unbelievable.

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>>34865388
>tfw Trump is smart enough to evade taxes and get away with it
Truly the intellectual of our times. Taxation is theft, after all.

>>34865328
Why lie? Decent, fair minded people don't have to lie.

itt: trumpfags getting rekt

>>34865060
>>Rescued the country from the Great Recession
Nope, never had a year with 3% GDP growth. Replaced full-time jobs with part-time jobs. Dropping out of the workforce != increase employment.
>>Signed the Affordable Care Act which provided health insurance to over 20 million uninsured Americans
Complete Disaster, premiums skyrocketed. and will be ancient history within the year.
>>Ended the war in Iraq
but created ISIS and the greatest refugee crisis since WW2 in the process.
>>Ordered for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden
Literally who
>>Passed the $787 billion America Recovery and Reinvestment Act to spur economic growth during the Great Recession
Didn't work, we never got 3% GPD growth.
>>Helped put the U.S. ontrack for energy independence by 2020
lol
>>Saved the U.S. auto industry
Congress did that

>>34863105
Frankly I can rest assured that Republicans will think twice before handing out candidatures now

If you believe that Trump is anything but a greedy fatcat, facist pig, and a Russian puppet you are either a retard or a Russian shill.

>>34866745
I'm going to enjoy watching you trumpfags get rekt on 4chan over the next 4 years.

>>34863105
Most of these have little to no evidence and are strawmans

>>34867476
>4 years

Try 8.

I'm going to enjoy watching Trump's election even more the 2nd time.

>>34863105
>it's a worthless NEET pretends to know anything about politics episode

This show is on too much on this board.

>>34863105
You should have included flynn being forced to resign. And the bowling green massacre/alternative facts. I wonder if trump is tired of winning yet

>>34867575
Nixon 2.0 isn't getting 8 years, unless it's 8 years in prison.

>>34867819

>prison

For what exactly? Doing his job and doing exactly what he said he was going to do? Shit son, better lock me up for taking out the garbage like I told my mom I would, too.

>>34867866
>Shit son
Nigger detected

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>>34868016

>niggers voting for trump

>>34863105
His travel order can't actually be overturned. there's a section in the constitution that very particularly gives the president to limit or bar entry into the country during times of emergency.

>>34863105
>behind everyone's back, including Trump
He knew it. Trump is sucking Putins dick

>>34868161

>times of emergency

This is the part being disputed, anon. I have faith you aren't a complete retard, so don't act like one.

>>34868187
Didnt you know that literally millions of americans have been killed by islamic terrorists in the last year? Id call that an emergency

>>34868016

>anon starts flinging naughty words around because he has no argument episode part 2

No i'm almost a ghost but try again anon, it's cute when you're angry. I bet your face gets all red and blushy. I'd pinch your cheeks and feed you a cookie by hand.

>>34868294
If you talk like nigger although white, it's even worse. Stop watching all that hip hop, wigger

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>>34868433

>wiggers voting for trump

>>34868433

Christ on his holy cross I want to pinch your beat red cheeks so hard anon. I'll pat your head and call you my pretty little imouto while I do it too. So TsunTsun.

>>34868249
what the shit are you talking about, that claim is ENTIRELY unsupported. is your brain completely smooth?

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>>34868500

Not him, but I think he's being sarcastic anon.

>>34868459
sure, all the redneckbeards are wanna be niggers

>>34868500
>>34868517
poe's law in full effect

>>34863187
This exactly.

My theory is most of 4chan is very young and as a result have never substantially interacted with the average boomer these days. So they are ignorant in just how blithering and senile people Trump's age are

Everyone should have just voted Johnson and got stoned with him.

>>34863105
To be fair, regarding the discussion with Abe at the country club, Abe wasn't going to tell Trump anything actually sensitive. Nobody has respect or trust for Trump.

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>when Trump won't let go of your fucking hand

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>>34869914
Thank God the other leaders have some sense. However, it's not Abe I was worried about, it was fucking Trump maybe getting up to address the room and accidentally disclosing the nuclear codes and/or declaring war on North Korea.

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GO BACK TO /POL/ YOU FAGGOT
THIS IS NOT FOR POLITICS
PLEASE LEAVE NOW

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>>34871197
/r9k/ has not topic and therefore this is totally fair game. Sorry if this gets in the way of your endless shit-posting about how women are all sluts for never being slutty with you.

>>34871249
I would yell at you but that's a nice picture of Swift you got there so you win

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>>34871310
Did you notice her armband?

Also, here's another of Nazi Swift

>>34863105
Pee pee tape rumors were the most hillarious thing ever
In one pic from buzfeeds website a page of the document contained a text of trump letting hookers pee on him while putin enters and says reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Literally
I dont have a pic on this phone but you can ask pol

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>>34871409
Yeah, I don't think the pee pee rumors have any substance to them, but 1) they're still funny, and 2) it still creates a mental association between Trump's administration and a fucking russian hooker golden showers party. People are going to remember that for years to come. It's gonna stick to him like the whole "Napoleon was short" thing. He's fucked forever.

>>34863105
this board is for robots not commies

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>>34871690
>Let's hide inside all day and live on NEET bux
>Totally not commies