Why don't you just move to Japan? It is very clean, hig

>>34862137
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit who wants to live the easiest life possible, and I wouldn't even consider it without learning Japanese, which, going back to the lazy piece of shit part, isn't happening.

I also greatly admire their homogeneous culture, and I would (rightly) always be considered an outsider to them. Their culture deserves to be preserved, and doesn't need me being an imperfect foreigner in their society. It's like taking a piece of pepper and putting it in a salt shaker. Why do it? Just to make the pepper happy, even though it has no interest in getting along with the salt?

>>34862189
Even a sick freak like that can get sex.
What the fuck is wrong with me

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>>34862137
I hate the sound japanese language, retarded kawaii things, and japanese girls.
Also I don't like overcrowded places/cities.
That's enough reasons I think.

Without marrying it's virtually impossible to emigrate, the effort involved for the process needed and the time involved would be better spent on your own life.

>>34862137
I'm a failure in life and japan would only motivate me to kms

on the other hand, I'd be closer to gunpla, wich is currently the only reason I have to stay alive

Because they don't want you. Japanese birth rates are Lowe than ever and there are enough filthy gaijins there already polluting the gene pool and making Japs not want to fuck each other as it is.

Moving to Japan to teach English is easily the biggest meme in the fucking world right now.

>>34862137
Done and done, OP. Been here for over half a decade.

>>34862670
the native population of Danish, Swedish, and German are even lower than Japans....

>>34862137
Because, you just can't move to japan. Dumbfuck.

>having to learn a shitty overly difficult language

>>34862857
>I'm a huge baka

>>34862670
>low birth rates
>gaijin are polluting the gene pool
Pick one
>>34862899
>''muh anime made me love japanese culture and the language XD''
Your kind is frowned upon there just so you know.

I'd only go there for a good job or to study abroad, I think I'd be fun. I wouldn't go out of my way to live out there.

>>34862928
I'm not sure what you mean by "my kind"
Are you

>implying

something?

>really fucking horrible gun laws.

Even Great Britain is better at that.

>>34862137
I'm black, so all Asians automatically assume I'm going to rob/rape them

>>34862137
No thanks, it's all work and jobs over there, i'm a lazy man that hates jobs.

>>34862137
Moving to Japan this summer.

Looking forward to it!

>>34862137
because girls there have even higher standards than the ones here. there's no way I'd ever be able to date them, especially since I'd probably have some weird accent when speaking the language.