just got broken up with on valentines day. dubs says how

>>34861641
Let a wild cat scratch you, and allow the wound to get infected, and yourself to slowly die from the infection.

>>34861641
She's a cunt for doing that. Be glad you found out the hard way.

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i've always wanted to drive off a cliff while on fire

Drink rat poison

>>34861641
set yourself alight on her lawn

First cut off your ear like Van Gogh. After that have a doctor remove your heart. Have someone put your ear deep in the heart. This will be given to your girl. A Valentine's day letter should say things such as: *baby I'm very heART full *I can still hear you inside my heart *If we dig deep maybe things are still possible and ... things likewise.

Die naturally after a long, happy and ultimately fulfilling life.

>>34861641
Claim a waifu, slap on 3 full strength nicotine patches, take some melatonin and dance with her in your surprisingly realistic lucid dream.

>>34861641
Stuck on /r9k/ for the rest of your life, living as a NEET in your parent's house/on government welfare

>>34861641
Rape her then hang yourself in her room.

>>34861941
Funny how you say nothing of the valentine card but after he mutilated himself.

You're lucky as hell man

>>34861990
roll for this my bois
oreano commento

Seriously, If I decided I was going to kill myself, Id do whatever the fuck I wanted before I ended it.

>>34861974
Rollicking rolling

>>34861941
He lost his ear in a duel, because dueling was illegal he kept silent on the matter, therefore rumors like that spread.

Hanging desu senpai

>>34861990
Basically this or anything that will traumatize her.

e.g. wait until you see her in public again, then say "thanks for showing me that absolutely no one loves me" and then shoot yourself. Bonus points if you can make it look like murder.

>>34861641
In your sleep, from old age, next to your wife that you love very much.

>>34861641
Call your ex to come over to your place and then hang yourself before she comes over

>>34862551
Rolling for this. Aboriginal.

Don't do it, go out and enjoy yourself instead.

>>34861641
Pour acid into your asshole

>>34861641
>BOO HOO MUH GF BROKE UP WITH ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW

Fuck off.

gunshot infront of your ex

Don't end your life. Stay here with your bros. We'll all stay here and pretend out problems are going to disappear.

It's what I do

>>34862599
Missed opportunity
>>34862600
Oh shit! Fuck.....

find the nearest politician, shoot them, then yourself.

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>>34862611
found the normo

>>34861641
murder suicide
kill your ex and yourself a week or so after

live stream it pussy

shotgun to head. clean and simple

LIVE STREAMMMMMMmmmMmmmUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE

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>>34861641
Being a kissless virgin has its pros, I guess

shotgun to the head it is.

it's been fun. i cant live anymore.