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Anyone else jealous of this guy?
>Fat
>Socially retarded
>Neckbeard
>Stoner
>Degenerate
>Micro penis
>Entire internet has seen him shove a banana up his ass
And yet.
>Makes way more money than you
>Lost his virginity at a early age
>Has been married (but broke it off in the pursuit of boipussy)
>Currently has a girlfriend
>Could probably get a hot girlfriend if he didn't obsess over fat asses
>Has a circle of close friends
>Has a fanbase who care about his opinions on shit
Besides him being super tall, It seems like he should be the embodiment of a robot, but through the magic of Youtube he has all the things normies have and more.
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But banana.
Butt banana.
Hehe.
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Do you think it's worth it to have everyone know you jerk it to vore?
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He was a NEET until he was 20something as well.
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>>34860624
Just goes to show how much the Jews have fucked society up.
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>>34860624
He embraced the fact he shoved a banana up his ass, hard to make fun of it when people do that.
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>>34862096
That was just damage control, his creationist enemies laugh at him, he demonstrated that atheists are just degenerates and he's steadily fading into obscurity.
His entire legacy will be reduced to "that banana fucker guy"
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>>34860624
Have you seen pics of his wife?
She looks like a fucking Orc.
His current GF is not quite as bad, she has a cute face but is pretty damn fat. Of the 3 girls I've dated long term only 1 was TJ-gf tier fat, and that was because I was in the midst of an 8 year dry spell that I wanted to end because of my ego.
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