>A cute girl appears >Hi there. What does one do?

"Hey nigga"
Cant even tell you how many times ive done this. Im not even a nigger

>>34860426

Pretend I was just going to grab a coffee and ask her to tag along

Stop worshipping women you pathetic bitch

>>34860426
mumble "hi" and walk away

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>>34860468
>"You've got jokes. I like guys with a sense of humor. What's your name"?

This is uncharted territory for me.

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>>34860477
Taking it a day at a time, man.

>>34860499

Stop this at once anon. You're making me feel excited about whores' whore nature.

>>34860499
Im Geoffrey but my mom and dad call me Geoff

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>>34860426
>A cute girl appears
>What do YOU do?
REEEE at it until it goes away.

This actually happened to me, but she left after ~3 minutes of small talk. How are you supposed to talk to a complete stranger if there's no basis for meaningful conversation?

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H-h-h-hi....
W-w-w, what's your... name...?

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>>34860530
>-Girl to left of her-
>"..."
>She says nothing but you catch her looking at you from the corner of you eye but when you turn to look at her, she smiles and coyly looks away

Shit, what now? I think I'd be able to follow up. Well, maybe.

Smell her to see if she is ovulating.

Seek help on /r9k/.

>>34860426
>What does one do?

Say hi, smile back, carry on with you day

>What do YOU do?

Stare straight ahead and turn my mp3 player up

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>"What's wrong, anon? You look like you've got something on your mind. What's bothering you?"
>She seems to understand that this kind of interaction is...new...for us.

I've yet to meet one such woman...but if you did how would one react? Would one begin to warm up to her? Or would you continue to sweat?

I would assume some sort of prank is being played on me, or she is going to ask me to give her money.

>>34860599
Someone develop some tactics to counter these smug ass female tactics. They obviously show some intrest in our pathetic selves but they expect us to initiate something. How do we force them to speak up themselves?

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>>34860426
>hi there anon I saw that you made lot of notes from last lecture
>mind sharing it with me?
>cool thank you
>now I am going to library to study
>oh you want come with me?
>I'm sorry but our table is full already
>Ok I must go see you later anon

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>>34860720
That is a good god damn question. Honestly though, considering how rare this is for me...I'd take the bait and try and see where it goes..what else would I have to lose. I mean, she appears interested, right?

>>34860599
>tfw girls smile and look away still smiling

melts my heart and makes me feel like a chad

>>34860713
This is my life, I've had multiple girls come up to me and say hey before, and I just get confused and think they are trying to make fun of me or aren't talking to me. I guess it's just low self confidence?

>>34860803
>I guess it's just low self confidence?

In my case it's just pattern recognition.

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>>34860426
>Hi there.
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT BANE!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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>>34860780
-Girl to left-
>She seems to notice you failed to take her hint so she gets up to sit closer to you and introduces herself.
>"I think you're kind of cute, but you really need to talk more. Why don't you start by telling me your name or something, hm?"

What does one do?
>

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>>34860810
I was probably too dumb to ever figure out what the joke was

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>>34860426
Kill her then myself

>>34860827
In a situation like this, what you say is absolutely inconsequential.

90% of how this goes is your body language and eye contact. 10% is what you say. just say words in english

t. cyborg who can talk to girls fine when i'm not going through a depressive episode

"Get the fuck away from me, roastie"

>>34860877
Eye contact, you say? I find it awkward though and can only muster it for maybe a few seconds before I look to the left or something.

Any tips you can give on improving eye contact? And body language?

>>34860907
>Any tips you can give on improving eye contact? And body language?
I read somewhere that the only difference between being creepy and being charming is how the girl reacts. So just allow yourself to be creepy. After all, who cares whether a roastie finds you creepy?

>>34860827
If we're going to be realistic here I'd probably start shaking, mutter "y-you too", and make an excuse to leave.

>>34860938
Ah. Well, it's not like it would be the first time. I also read that you shouldn't really risk it unless a girl seems into. AKA, Don't try it on a stacey.

throw my poo poo at her obviously

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>>34860954
Depending on the kind of day I had I'd probably think of a "witty" comment to make about why I don't talk much and then properly introduce myself. But where the hell would the conversation go from there??

>>34860982
>you shouldn't really risk it unless a girl seems into. AKA, Don't try it on a stacey.
i agree. IMO going for stacys is degenerate, or "nigger" behavior as /pol/ would probably say. basically, going for stacys is putting too much undue and undeserved weight on a woman's attractiveness

>>34861021
Can a fat girl be a stacey? Because I remember I commented on her eyes. She was your classic blonde girl and she had green eyes. I said they were beautiful and she sort of laughed me off. That was five years ago, man...

>>34861063
I've read that blondes are automatically stacys because they get so much attention from guys

>>34861011
>But where the hell would the conversation go form there??
I'd probably just talk about coursework because I'm shit at conversation.

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>-girl on the left-
>Just as you've summoned the courage to tell her your name she glances past your direction and tells you she needs to go.
>"Hey, that's my bus. Maybe we can talk later. Look me up on Facebook, alright? Just mention that we met at the bench and I'll know who you. Maybe we can continue our discussion later. See you!"

You didn't say much. You never even told her your name-- yet, but nonetheless she still appears interested. I don't a social media account, though. Would you make one in this situation?

>>34860545
>tfw no gf
how does it feel

>>34861117
I've observed this to be true. Personally though, I prefer black haired women.

>>34860685
Never go full delusional, anon. No woman on Earth will open a conversation with a stranger by asking what's bothering them.

I want to believe too, but not even my Red Cross-volunteering CPR-performing blood-donating English-teaching oneitis would do that.

>>34860426
Pretend that you are happily married. Don't tell her you are, just pretend to yourself. When you do that, you're happy and you don't give a shit if she doesn't like you. Makes you more likeable due to your happy nature, and also removes your self-consciousness.

>>34861285
"Just because it hasn't happen to me yet, doesn't mean it won't happen. Or can't happen!"

This is what I tell myself at least. I'm naturally cynical, but lately I've been trying to be positive. Someone once told me that feeling sad all the time is a choice. So if that's true why not try to feel...positive?

>>34861310
Optimism never survives contact with the enemy.

>>34861351
It takes a daily beating.That's for sure.

>>34861351
I don't understand that statement. I literally get invited to stuff by people I've spent less than 3 hours speaking to.

Just yesterday, I got invited to Papa Johns for valentine's day heart-shaped pizza by my dental hygienist. Not even romantic. We're both happily married to other people. Just got talking about how we both hate the stuffiness of Valentine's Day at real restaurants.

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>>34860426
Sorry, I'm in a rush.

>>34861409
That's because you live a different life than the rest of us. The truth's we hold may not apply to you. How nice.

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>>34861409
what an oddly contemporary picket-fence sentiment

im glad it witnessed it

godspeed to you

>>34860724
Kill her and fuck the corpse. It will make room at the table lol jk I would never suggest such.

>>34861454
The "truths" you hold apply to you BECAUSE you are so afraid of fucking up. If you lose that fear, realizing that the worst possible thing that can happen is that she will move on and never talk to you again, you realize that by being so shy and self-conscious that you actually cause the worst-case scenario to come to fruition. The stranger may not loathe you for being so shy and awkward, but she still leaves you behind forever.

>>34861459
Glad I made you happy! Remember, if you don't give a fuck, the worst thing that can happen is what is already happening. The best thing that can happen is you can start having fun.

>>34861491
That was cute. I applaud the effort.

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>A cute girl appears
>Your eyes naturally gravitate toward her breasts. In a strange twist of fate, she doesn't appear to be at all weirded out. She merely smiles at you.

But now what?

>>34861522
I'm serious. If you KNEW, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that no matter what you did, every woman you ever spoke to would finish talking to you, leave, and forget you forever, would you really hold back so much? I mean, she's gonna leave anyways, right? May as well have fun while it lasts. If she's having a good conversation because you're letting loose, you may as well ask for her number, right? Even if she says no, you're in the exact same place as if you didn't ask.

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>>34861562
Pic related is what you should do if she genuinely doesn't care that you're staring at her breasts.

May as well make a joke out of it.

>>34861570
If I knew that no matter what I did every woman I spoke with would leave, forget me and any cringeworthy line or expression I gave and left never to be seen...you're right, I wouldn't care. I can see where you are coming from. Why worry so much if you assume you know how things are going to end? Just live in the moment. It's a good advice, and I thank you for it. But what if you don't know how to strike up a conversation? How does one start up small talk with a complete stranger?

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>>34861591
I'd probably give her a hand shake and try and introduce myself, I don't know. But what kind of hand shake? One doesn't shake a woman's hand like you would a dude...right?

>>34861646
There's always something. Remember that women generally like to talk about other people. I got lunch with a lady who was in court because some other obscenely obese lady came to court wearing a literal tie-dye cape. BOOM! Conversation.

As long as there is something to feign surprise over, you've got a conversation.

>Are you shitting me? A fucking rainbow colored cape?

>No way. There's no way that you're 26. You must get carded every time you try to buy anything! Do people treat you seriously at work? How? (did that one at an oil change; for some reason Jiffy Lube wanted a birth day).

There's ALWAYS something to be surprised about.

>>34861686
If you aren't interviewing her for a job, don't offer a handshake until you learn her name. If you find out her name, stick out your hand, give your name, and say, "Nice to meet'cha."

>>34861591
I'd ask if she'd like some eggs

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>>34861145
I DON'T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AT LEAST GIB ME THE NUMBUH?

>>34861746
Then there better be a punchline for that question that isn't cheesy as fuck.

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>>34861286
>inb4 i create another wife tulpa
theres gotta be another way

>>34861722
Ah, I see. Yeah, I hear people doing this kind of thing all the time. Like when I'm standing in line and some dude complains about it and some one else agree's and then they go from there...hm. You may be onto something. Do you have any other advice?

>>34861728
Oh, damn. That's good advice. But honestly even if I had a gameplan, those breasts wouldn't just throw me off. They'd catapult me. I mean. One does not see this everyday.

>>34861790
You need to be in such a good mood that you can't contain it. You just want to share it with anyone.

And remember, its all a matter of perspective. Take all that crap involving Trump (whatever you may think of him). Be like, "I just can't help laughing at the violent protesters. It's genuinely hilarious. 'We'll show him buy burning our campus to the ground!' Yup, you sure showed Trump. Enjoy your tuition hike!"

I mean, if you can put a positive spin on ANYTHING, then you cheer people up just by speaking to them, and it makes them open up.

Another thing I said to my dental hygienist yesterday when she asked if I was flossing:

>I respect you far too much to lie to you! (grin)

>>34861820
Who cares? My fly was done for half my dental exam yesterday. Noticed when she was out of the room. When she came back, I told her I just realized they were down, and apologized if she got a glimpse of something, She cracked up, assured me she didn't notice, and then told me a story about a kid literally stripping nude in the office a few weeks ago, and we both had a laugh over it.

>>34861848
Haha. You sound like a pretty charming guy. I wish I had a friend like you. So you say the key is try and act positive, like cheery. That may be hard for me because I'm more of the stoic type. I don't really show emotions that much. I barely even smile, it feels unnatural.

>>34861921
Like I said, you need to feel like no matter what happens, nothing is gonna get you down. Someone could come in and tell you that your house burned down to the ground, and you better be like, "Was anyone hurt? No? Well, that's ONE way to get my room mates to clean up their shit. No biggie. That's what renter's insurance is for."

>>34861912
How long did it take you to get to where you are social? To have that lackadaisical, friendly outlook? Did it come natural to you or did you eventually adapt?

one time i was dreaming and a girl talked to me and then i instantly realised i was dreaming

>>34861952
I had one of those days every now and again. You know, just a naturally awesome day. The kind of day where you walk up to a cashier and are just friendly as fuck; can't even help yourself. Noticed how people responded to it after a couple of times. Decided to just go ahead and force it all the time to see what happens.

What happens is you pick people's spirits up, and they get in the same mood, which makes YOUR spirits rise.

Honestly, if you had a hot chick laughing with you and patting you on the back, your mood wouldn't improve?

>>34861973
If I had a hot chick laughing with me and showing me some attention, hell yeah I'd be a good mood. So, I guess this is what they meant when they said "fake it till you make it". I actually feel inspired now. Sorry for the way I responded earlier. Usually people like you come here and instantly start berating people like us, but you came with respect.

>>34862039
Yeah. I'm not on here often, but when I'm here, I like to help.

And again, keep in mind that I do all of this even with a hot wife that I'm head over heels for, and would never cheat on. It just makes life WAY more enjoyable to be that way.

Leave this boars if a girl ever smiled at you fucking failed normie, a robo doesn't know the feel of attention or girls looking after him. This board is filled nowadays with failed NORMIES that have a bad day and somehow think they can relate to us robots. R9k is a dead flooded normie board, it God is real you will get your answer sooner or later burning in hell

>>34862126
If that's the way you feel why did you decide to post that here out of curiosity? Do you lurk? Assuming you do despite what you just said. Why do you subject yourself to it?

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"Heh, t-thanks, you too"

>>34860426
*a wild gentleman appears*
Hi! *adjusts tie*
I'm jimmy! *wipes sweat off forehead*

>>34860724
>not giving her wrong notes

would be fun to see her fuck up

>>34860426
Can't happen to me, girls avoid me like the plague.

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>>34862658
Then maybe you shouldn't threaten to lash them to a cross like the rest of the degenerates just because they happened by you.

>>34860572
be attractive enough for them

>>34860426
call my mom to come pick me up IMMEDIATELY before things get out of hand

>>34862675
I thought girls were into that

>>34861562
These situations are getting increasingly unrealistic