>mass deportations haven't started yet >illegals are

>She'll be forced to give you tons of sex as payment

she'll divorce you asap

>>34859306
This

It's like those Russian mail order brides

Once they've spent the legal amount of time it takes to become a US citizen they bail

>>34859306
>>34859338
You'll still get plenty of sex and almost whatever else you want from her in the several months it takes to become a citizen.

>>34859204
Better idea
>Tell her you'll marry her after she fucks you a bunch.
>Once you've fucked her, report her to ICE
>You get laid and she gets deported

>>34859355
>becomes a citizen
>divorces you
>takes half your shit
>tries to put rape charges on you

Wow, good plan.

>>34859382
>believing memes
I'm 99% sure this won't be original

>>34859393
Where's the meme part? If she's marrying you only for citizenship and you're trying to use that to get her to fuck you, then she's going to wind up really bitter and angry about the whole situation, so once she's finally a citizen, the chances of her taking half your shit is a lot higher than what you think it is.

>>34859419
She's going to be angry that you gave her citizenship so she didn't have to go back to some shithole? She'll be angry about the situation, but not at you.

>>34859356
Perfect

Is original, you fucking good for nothing tin can

>>34859435
>She'll be angry about the situation, but not at you
>She'll be forced to give you tons of sex as payment.
>implying she wont divorce you and take half your shit

>>34859478
She'll only be mad if you're bad at sex. If you're good at it, she'll see it as free sex and citizenship.