>attend Asian pop culture club maid cafe
>seated with girl alone
>she talks to me nonsrop
>asks about valentine's day
>complains about her boyfriend
>says she's gonna break up with him
>think, "oh yeah I'm gonna get in this"
>she stands up, midget, maybe 4'3"
>I play it nice
>she asks me to walk her to her dorm
>ok
>she invites me in
>*deep breath* ok
I could have penetrated midget mouth, pussy, and ass tonight, but instead I nervously helped her stick a calendar to her wall and then I left.
I can't leave you bros
>pic related, my life
>>34856615
>but instead I nervously helped her stick a calendar to her wall and then I left.
Wait, why did you do that? Why would have you go to her house just to put a calendar up?
>>34856672
It was on the floor, I pointed out, she said she had trouble, so whatever. I was nervous and scared. It distracted me.
>>34856615
was she at least a qt midget?
>>34856706
You're there to bang her, not put up a calendar. Really shouldn't have mentioned it. Did you get her number at least?
>>34856734
No, fat
>>34856765
Normie book
>>34856615
>Asian pop culture club maid cafe
the fuck?
>>34856615
Good job Robot don't feed into the temptation of the Roastie whore
>>34856956
>Normie book
Well, that's something. Message her and ask if she'd like to go to a cafe again.
>pic related to life
Sticky boy at sight, but silly boy at life.
>attend Asian pop culture club maid cafe
Welcome to /r9k/, where a man will give up his wonderous wizard potential to fuck a fat midget normie on facebook.
i got invited into a girls dorm room when i was in college and totally missed the point.