>no sickly-pale and busty Jewish gf to whine about her stupid

>>34853119
>half Jew through my dad
>Jews will never accept me as one of them
just lehizdayen my shit up senpai

>>34853261
Are you even a real Jew if you won't lie to fuck Jewish qts? I've lied about it and I'm fucking Asian. They'll believe anything if you're clever enough, they just want the feeling of fucking another Jew.

>>34853261
do I have this wrong - aren't you only a jew if your mum's one? meaning your father being jewish doesn't make you a jew?

>>34853319
There are very few Jews where I live anyway, so I'll probably never get a chance. Plus, once I get past the hurdle of whether or not I'm Jewish, there's still the problem of me being a compete sperg.

>>34853384
That's the traditional belief. I think that some more "modern" Jews accept pretty much anyone with at least one Jewish parent or grandparent as Jewish.

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heh

im jewish, russian ashkenazi jew. i lived in tel aviv israel as a kid. i forgot hebrew after being fluent in it, how lovely is that

>>34853319
pic related

its whatever tho, jewish girls are white girls on steroids. like you guys dont even understand

lately ive been kinda wanting to read the bible, so tired of life already

>>34853462
kind of saw that reply coming... well, nothing wrong with that, especially not that we're all free to choose religion and all.
but whats the big deal about jewish chicks anyways? apart from them (jews) having a pretty good cuisine, what are the perks?

>>34853539
I'm this guy >>34853261
Jewish father and Russian mother. V Tel Avive jest mnogo russkih jevrejev? Ja chital chto v obschem v Izraele vas ochen mnogo, no skolko imenno v stalitse?

>>34853119
You just described my newest roommate.

>>34853543
Ashkenazim are naturally the most neurotic ethnicity in the world. I find neuroticism and whining incredibly erotic. There's also a certain kind of irony involved because I was raised by a generally antisemitic family.

Of course, the only person in the extended family who ever did anything worth noting was the Jew who married my great, great auntie and left his fortune to my mother and I since his entire family was dead, he had no kids of his own and I was his favorite among his wife's family.

>>34853705
Send her my way fampai!

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>>34853672
i know how to say "i dont know how to speak in russian" in russian

ya neznayu kak gavaru paruski
also "ya hachu kartoshka" and "ya hachu igrushka"

i feel super depressed today. fucking diatomeous earth and vegan diet is killing me

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>>34853261
My paternal grandfather was Jewish but converted at a young age. So I'm 1/4 Ashkenazi, meaning I'm not a true Jew or a true white.

But if I want to be one of (((them))) having kids with a qt Jewish girl should do it, they'd officially be Jewish and have my Jewish last name. I bet I can even get out of converting

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>>34853915
Sorry, I said that I read somewhere that there were a lot of Russian Jews in Israel and I was wondering if there were a lot of them specifically in Tel Aviv.

Do jewish girls date uncut guys? Is it a sexy taboo for them?

>>34853539
54m50n?

oreganogami

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>>34853732
>what's the big deal about jewish chicks anyways?

>ashkenazim are naturally the most neurotic ethnicity in the world. i find neuroticism and whining incredibly erotic
Hit it on the first line.

>>34854051
i had to google that term, its a very annoying non kv tripfag who should not be allowed in r9k

ive told that massive faggot off several times, he enjoys all attention

>>34853119
Are there any good Jewish female porn stars? I'm asking for a friend.

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Where is my big tiddie Jewish GF? I want them mammaries in my mouth, suckling daily as I drift away to dream land.

>>34854183
if you've told 'im off several times, why did you have to google it?

>>34854216
It can't be that hard to fuck Kat. Give it a go.

>>34854404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cky1sWY4GNA

LISTEN TO HER VOICE
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
PLEASE COMPLAIN TO ME AND NAG ME KAT!

>>34854482
Two words and I'm out.


Why the fuck does captcha keep asking me to select pictures of stop signs when there are no fucking stop signs?! Is it trying to tell me something?

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>>34854593
The only thing stopping you has been yourself all along, anon. Now get out there and grab your dreams

>>34854593
It's telling you you'll be replaced soon by AI and you cucked yourself by helping their bots get smarter.

>>34854635
>Suicide is my oly dream
Thank you anon. I finally have the courage now

Replace busty with big butt and jewish with 1/4 latina and wont shut the fuck up about it

It is a fucking nightmare i promise the ladyflesh isnt worth it, the novelty is lost after 20 minutes

>>34853119
I wish I was Jewish so I could live in Israel. Oh well.