>playing video games alone in the dark >mom knocks on my

>>34852629
What is the translation of ty? I don't speak roastish

>>34852629
Women are evil anon. I'm sorry. Guys like us just can't ever make it work and normies don't understand. It sucks.

>>34852661
Thank you. Didn't you ever play runescape?

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>>34852629
Lucky, i wish my mom gave me chocolate

>>34852629
why the fuck did you do it? are you retarded?

>>34852661

no thank you

Then I desperately sent "let me know if you change your mind" like some cuck and she read it but hasn't responded for 2 hours

>>34852661
It originally means thank you.

>>34852685
>why the fuck did you do it?

do what?

You probably asked through a text just saying "want to go out? I'll pay". She has tons of option for valentine's day, you are one among hundreds more interesting offers.
You got be more convincing when you are the one with only one option.

>>34852661
It's short for thank you

>>34852629
Valentine is really important for woman, you can't expect her to agree to some dude she haven't seen in a long time on a flinch through text.

>>34852629
Maybe just spend tomorrow on yourself? Make it a goal that tomorrow you will do what you want and be happy about it. No overthinking or guilt for spending so much on yourself, just have a happy day.

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>>34852629
Give up on 3D dude.

Quit chasing something you'll never achieve. It's insanity.
Embrace waifuism instead.

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A gril Ive known forever dropped me today. She said she would date me last week.

Of course I know by this point that if anything seems too good to be true, it is.

She text me today because I asked her about Valentines day.

>Ive been thinking about it and its not dating you, its dating in general.
>Last year I went through some stuff.
>I need to work on me bla bla bla

She has a chad that she likes more than me that lives 4 states away.

I want to fucking kill myself. Also my birthday was the other day. 20 years and no gf/kiss/hug. Wasted teenage years.

>>34853390
You should try just showing up at her place tomorrow. Knock on her door and say "we're going out, it'll be fun". If she genuinely won't date she'll turn you down again and you can cut contact with her. If she accepts then it's smooth sailing from there.

>>34853566
Will do. Ill let you know how it goes.

>>34853591
Good luck anon. This really is a last shot thing, do not keep thinking about her after this if it doesn't end well.

your ex bought you chocolate for San Valentin day?

and gave them to your mother with that message ??

fuck just hang yourself

>>34853591
You just said that you responded to her like a cuck (which you did). Now you think you're going to just all of a sudden whisk her away?

Knock knock knock
"Hello?"
"H-hey, we're-ahem we're gonna go somewhere? It'll be fun?"
"Um, no thank you."

That's at best. You don't just show up when someone already turned you down.

You don't try to be alpha when you (and her)know that you aren't.

I just don't want to see you humiliate yourself, but it seems you're at the point where you don't care anymore.

You haven't even seen this girl in a long time, have you ever thought about how desperate you must look to her already? Stop thinking only about yourself and look at it from her perspective dude.

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>>34852629
shit like this kills me. in that it makes me feel like shit, not laugh. im sorry anon.

>>34854074
so much this. You can MAYBE do that to someone you're already fucking, but doing that other anon said will no go well.

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>>34853058
Ah, yes, let me just flip the guilt switch on the back of my head to the "off" position

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>>34854074
>>34855106

It can work. Picrelated. OP probably can't pull it off with this girl, but just for future reference, it can work

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>he hasn't set the bar so low that his parents don't expect him to have a gf

>>34852629

haven't even tried talking to a girl in 8 years now, fuck everything

>>34853390
I've heard this bs before

>>34854074
This. Real life is not fucking Disney. Unless she likes you, this will be creepy to her

nt chap, you gave it your all.

sincere pasta

>>34855213
this has to be the worst "redpilled" fantasy I've ever read desu

kys my man

>>34855406
Hi Stacy, are you ready for our date tomorrow?

>>34855406
I admit I haven't actually put it into practice yet. I didn't write it, but I really want to try it some day if I ever meet any women

>>34855366
It's a last ditch effort. If she was telling the truth it would work, it she was lying through her teeth it'll expose her and hopefully he would finally realize she's a bitch and he could move on.

>>34855406
60% of the time it works every time.
As long as you don't seem desperate it won't seem creepy, it's a thin line to tread but it can be done. I don't think it should be applied to every women but I think it's worth a shot for this guy.

>>34855264
>Bar is low
>Mom still thinks i can get a gf
Parents just can't accept it

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>>34852629
That sucks man. Well, there's always next time

>>34853118
>quit chasing something you'll never achieve
>embrace waifuism

Have fun with your little fucking pillows

>>34852629
This is why I love watching the cunts hit the wall, scurrying to marry any man they can find.

>>34852629

If spend a whole week off the internet and wandering outside you'll meet a lot of people. If not, then most certainly more tha you do now as a reclusive neet.

>>34852661
underage detected

oregenolodingdong

>>34855213
Fuck all that faggot ass hard work. I'd rather just pay for sex then have to work my fucking ass off to get shit results. Once designer babies is fully implemented, were gonna see alot of women being killed/raped in the streets.

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>tfw no mummy to be my gf on valentines day