How does it feel being a pawn in my game /r9k/? I control

If you control the world, could you get me a grillfriend?

I'M SO CLOSE TO BEING QUEENED HURRY UP

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>>34851538
NO, NO I QUIT THE GAME

I QUIT THE GAME

>>34851549
>If you control the world, could you get me a grillfriend?

I second this motion.

ive been seeing a lot of people 'jokingly' express this lately

yall fucking weird god delusions were 2014

>>34851538
If you control the game kill me, then ill be believe you, being x. make me a loli in ww1 with magic.

Okay but if I pray to you can I have 100 dollars every day and also my crush to like me thanks God goodnight

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>>34851538
You control this world? Please sacrifice my pawn piece and let the other team take me out. I'm sick of this shit.

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You may control this world, but in the end you're just a pawn in my game roachie. My pieces are galaxies. my game board? the universe itself. My opponent? Myself.

>>34851579
It's because the mana is being restored from Judaistic liberal alignments and being redistributed back to the common people so their adjustment leads them to believe they are godlike even though it should be natural to have some semblance of control over what you actually experience. It is quite obscure and alien in this particular time though.

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NO FUCK YOU HIJAK
IM IN CONTROL HERE NOT YOU

Freemasons and Illuminati members post here its been confirmed many times.

>tfw god reincarnated as person
>perfect brain every single reincarnation, just kill people because who cares i can steal karma from other universes and stuff
>everything is just knowable to me the past present and futures of everyone around me come to me in plain sight
>one day in class this guy suspects that im god and asks me some weird questions about what he did last weekend and was surprised for some reason when i know
>mfw all people dont know everything
>tfw the entire universe is my responsibility and all possible timelines suck ass so have to create rare pepes and shitpost to guarantee as much influence as possible to change my shitty creation

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>>34851538
>tfw I'm a pawn in a duel of go fish
>feels bad man

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>>34851640
>>34851568

MORE BODIES ROACH. GET ME MORE BODIES. YOU USELESS FOOLS.

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>>34851538
You're all puppets tangled in.. strings... strings.

>>34851738
>go fish with god: a feminist alt-lit novella

>>34851730
So every acclaimed anime protagonist?