>literally about to have sex with a girl in a couple of hours

there was a post about a guy asking a girl "so do you want to have sex now?" while in bed with her few days ago. do not do that for starters

fuck her right in the pussy
originololol

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>>34848711
Jerk off now bro and whenever you get to fuck her you'll last like 1 hour

That's what I do when I know I'm about to get laid

>>34848732
Ok, what else? When do I know to undress?

>>34848711
hide the cum sock(s)

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what you do is get the fuck off my board fucking normie

Hab seggs

>>34848772
i don't know man I am a virgin

>>34848711
Are you a virgin and does she know? If yes and yes, ask her to be on top. Say you're nervous. Worked for me.

If yes and no, just go slow and take your time. Don't want to fire off too quickly. Ask her if it's ok, but not too often. Don't want to irritate her. Just take your time until she's ready for you to speed up. Be firm, but gentle. You aren't trying to split her in half...until she's ready for that. In which case, jackhammer away.

And for god's sake, man. Wear protection.

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>>34848772

I BEElieive you progress playfully, such as kissing then feeling and so on. Don't ask for permission or talk and try to BEE yourself, but if you think it's going to fast then slow down.

Disclaimer: I am a KV

Go for a long walk beforehand, you want to get rid of dat nervous energy. Don't have caffeine or alcohol. Sex is suprisingly automatic once you start, in terms of movement. Spend plenty of time kissing, dry humping, probably best to start in missionary and don't go too fast. Probably the single best tip for lasting a long time is to try and be aware of your breathing and where you're holding tension. A lot of people develop a habit of clenching up/contorting their ab muscles from fapping, this will make you cum faster. If you relax your pelvic area and let your breath go through slowly, it helps the excitement build slower. Lastly, just enjoy. In my experience women are just as wrapped up in their own heads about themselves as you are about yourself. Life isn't like a porno, you're not going to get laughed at if it doesn't go well. Also, don't expect your life to change much. There's a buzz for a few days/weeks but then you'll probably head back to baseline, or even be more depressed than before once you realize sex is great fun but it's just another activity to while away the time before you head back into the darkness of the void.

>>34848711
Benis in bagina :-DDD:D:D:DDDxD

>>34848758
>wanting to fuck for more than five minutes

>>34848807
Yes and no, I made the rookie mistake of playing myself up heaps to get in with her

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>>34848772
Just rip her clothes off and start fingering her rapidly before she can respond. Then take her to pound town.

Make sure you tell her sorry for the way you acted afterwards. You just couldn't control the demon within and she'll know that you meant no harm and will know you love her still.


That's how my first time went anyway

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>>34848732
I remember that thread a few nights ago
I cringed hard for how oblivious OP was in that post

>>34848858
Ok, that's fine. Just be sure to get her going before you fuck. Guys just get hard and are ready to go. Girls need more attention. Make out, suck on her nipples, finger her. Get her damp. Then sex.

>>34848946
Ok, thanks bro
oringario

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>>34848858
>playing myself up heaps to get in with her
You done fucked up buddy
You need to tell her like the day before that youre a virgin and ask for her to give you a chance and apologize
>protip: She WILL know if youre a virgin

>>34848758
Clever. Btw, op, do that if you want to not be able to get it up.

>>34848826
I never asked for these feels back

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>>34848995
>protip: She WILL know if youre a virgin

This, 100%. Most women seem to have a built-in virginity detector.

It'll also be obvious as shit when you get in bed.

>>34848995
do NOT tell her.

if she ends up disappointed in the sex, who cares. she can have good sex with chad any day she wants. but if she knows you're a virgin, she might back out. this might be your only chance, so don't blow it. don't worry about how good you are -- again, this slut can fuck chad any day she wants. focus on you, that's whats important here.

>>34849107
Not if you can mask it well. Op most likely won't.

>>34848711
FOREPLAY IS KEY. run the pussy and make out and have her suck your dick
ALSO: jerk off right now!! you'll last a lil longer than normal especially if you get buzzed or drunk.

>>34849130

Not OP, but wow, I would actually side with this...

It makes complete sense (to me)... If she doesn't enjoy the sex, fuck it. If she does, you get to "brag" that you were a virgin, but still managed to shake her tree.

Win-win scenario.

If you tell her that you're a virgin, it's true, she probably will back-out for some "mysterious" reason.

benis in bagina

very many originalios

Put a twist tie around your sack so you don't blow too fast. Worked wonders for me!

>>34848711
>asking for advice on how to have sex on r9k
You're in the wrong place man.

>>34848758
seriously don't do this it's fucking stupid and there is no point to it.

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>>34849312
>no point

Unless OP wants to jerk off anyway, that is.

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>>34849045
>his dick goes flaccid when he cums and he's not able to get it up again after few hours

Better go get that checked with the doc, my man
I can jerk off now if I know I'm gonna have sex in 3 hours. My dick gets HARD ROCK and stays like that for almost 1 hour and I can cum again.

So, you better stop watching so damn much porn, you plebs, porn is not like sex in real life

dude I jerk multiple times inside an hour what the fuck is wrong with you, works like a charme

Just go with the flow bro. Don't sweat it. Be yourself. Communicate.

>>34848711
Drink abit before you go so you are more confident and less likely to cum early

Make sure you wear a rubber so you don't knock her up like the other stupid anon in that one thread

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>>34848886
Shit I wish a Robot would fuck me like that