>haven't had sex in nearly THREE days How do you

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WAH WAH WAH I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN THREE DAYS HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO CRY!!!

Get the fuck out you normie.

>>34845029
It's kinda hard to miss something you've never experienced...

>>34845029
I know this feeling well. Haven't gotten any since last week, feel like killing myself desu

>>34845029

I haven't had sex with my hand in over 5 hours.

>>34845281
Oh boo hoo. Just because you've never had sex and you're a stupid virgin doesn't mean people who DO have sex can't be robots. Get over yourself. YOU'RE the normie.

>>34845029
If I had to choose between sex everyday with random people and a sexless relationship with a cute girl I love I'd choose the second without a second thought

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>>34845029
hahah oh dang, too bad there isn't a thumbs down button here, otherwise I'd dislike your post, facebook mcnormie

>>34845604
why not just sex everyday with relationship with cute girl?

>>34845646
Because I care a lot more about love than about meaningless beast-like intercourse

>tfw you're used to having your butt filled every day so much that if you go to days without the cock you need to start walking around with a plug in just to cope
My name is Anon and I'm an addict.

>>34845609
See
>>34845574
YOU are most definitely the normie here.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

I've not had sex since the 3rd of January.

It's been pretty fucking miserable DESU senpai.

>>34847100
I have never came in a vagina. A little bit more miserable desu senpai.

0/10
Oregano ushdfsbd`fs

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>haven't had sex in more than 30 years

>>34847224
Wrong.

It's actually much easier to cope with having never experienced something than it is to have it then suddenly be without.

You robots don't know how good you have it.