>tfw paid a hooker $250 for a blowjob yesterday >tfw

>>34842922
>tfw she said I was so big and said she'd fuck me for free if I promised to tip her

There's no such thing as free
You will pay, with money, attention or whatever else she desires because you can't fight nature and win.
People say the only the sun comes up for free but even the sun burns up

>>34842922
You got ripped off lol

Enjoy HIV, f@m

>>34842922
Who the fuck is dumb enouh to pay 250 for bj?

Tip her shes charging even MORE!?

well ya she wants to see you again you paid 350 for a hooker wtf my nigga

She's playing you, retard.

You already overpaid a lot for a fuck. $350, like what the fuck?

>>34842922

>Hooker says you're good in bed

Basically the equivalent of your mom saying that you're handsome.

>>34842922
I hope OP is trolling

otherwise it better have been a damn good blowjob.

>>34843037
What if it's your mom saying you're good in bed?

>>34843146

I guess that's somewhat objective, since she's probably comparing you to your dad

>>34842922
>Paid 350 dollars for a standard half-and-half

LMAO

I can fuck a hooker here for like 30/40 euros

>>34843241
>euros
Literally nobody is jealous of you, stop trying to brag

Yeah so a lot lizard up here near Jew York is like 80 bud. Did you at least get a reciept?

>>34843251

Why so triggered, mr. 60%?

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Cowboys fans, ladies and gentlemen

>$250 for a fucking blowjob

jesus christ you're retarded

>>34843280
no, FUCK you. You eurofaggots always act so smug when speaking to sueperior Americans. Fuck off

>>34842922
desu for 250$ you can get some pizza with chicken ifyouknowwutimean

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>>34843354

superior at what, being uneducated retards?

>>34842922
>350 for a blowiewowie

What a steal

>>34843241
How much is that in real currency?

>>34843398
Don't bully the retarded burger, anon.

>>34842922
>TFW got complimented by a woman who manipulates lonely losers for a living

>TFW it's the highlight of OP's year

>>34843398
lol trump is right tho. If you did enough research you would find out the truth.

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>>34843554
>china is screwing us in the trade deals
>how else could a country of hard-working people with high iq's compete with a country of moronic fatasses

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>>34843228
well.... Canada is cold and homeless natives will suck your dick for 5$ so i think i have everyone beat

>>34842922
So, what you're telling me is she lied to you, and you gave her an extra $100 for an overpriced, low quality blowjob. Got it.

>>34843617
I got offered a sucky for a smoke in central saskatchewan

>>34843650
Did you accept ?

>>34843647
If you had seen her eyes when she saw my dick and heard her moans as she rode me you'd know she wasn't lying.

She was shocked when I told her I had never had a gf.

>>34842964
>There's no such thing as free
he literally had to tip her afterwards, so no it wasn't free

>>34844138

My regular trick says things like that to me too. Always gives the ole self esteem a nice kick even though I know she's full of shit.

>>34844138
God dam your fucking delusional shes a fucking prostitute they say this to all there customers.
>ESPECIALY IF YOUR A BETA KEK

>>34842922
>250$ for a blowjob

HAHAHAHAHA

>she wants to see me again soon

Yeah no shit when you're throwing money at her