>kissless hugless virgin >no male siblings or cousins

>>34839754
>kissless hugless virgin
>14 male siblings or cousins

My name is spreading like HIV

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>>34839754
>kissless hugless virgin
>no male siblings or cousins
>dad gives me shit about the name dying off
>suddenly his 50 year old brother has a son
>said son gets diagnosed with autism when he's six years old
Guess it runs in the family!

>>34839754
I will give you lots of hugs and kisses, so long as you are cute. I'd give you unlimited hugs and at least one kiss, even if you weren't cute, so long as you came to me. Where are you?

>>34839754
Same I even have a rare surname which'll die out soon, because I'm the only male below 30 with the name and they all have female or no children.
Grandma keeps encouraging me to find a gf because of it.

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>tfw breaking an unbroken chain of sexual reproduction since the dawn of life
lol get rekt ancestors

>>34839953
I love thinking about that

Also, you sound qt :3

>>34839909
I believe the better question is where are you, seeing as there are probably going to be multiple people trying to take you up on your offer?

btw are you a girl (female)

My sister already has a kid and my last name is pretty common so it's alright. Not that I'd really care even if neither of us had kids. It would probably be better since we have such shit genes.

>>34840047
I am a boy, in Georgia, USA

>>34841197
I think I'm pretty cute, though

>>34839754
This desu.
>>34839953
This is good too.