I'd be fine with being an orbiting beta faggot if it meant

human interaction can be easily recreated with a chatbot and some porno

>>34838003
It can't; I've tried.

Maybe in 50 years with some gigantic strides in VR technology,

its not worth it. Dont waste your time wallowing in regret caused by girls. They arnt worth the effort

>tfw too socially and repugnant in appearance even to become a beta orbiter

You fags getting the occasional hug and always having somebody to go get lunch with in between classes don't know what you actually have.

>>34837983
I accidently touched a girls hair once, it was so soft, I jerked off to that thought for months,

>>34837983
I would be fine too but I'm too aware of the orbiter meme and whenever I see it in real life I just laugh at how pathetic they are. And then I'm alone with not a pinch of human interaction, nowhere and no one to get a tiny form of validation.

Truly we are doomed to be alone for all our lives

Get a female cuddle buddy. I would highly recommend it

>>34838190
I feel like having some interaction with a girl would make me more comfortable around women in general, and could lead me too meeting a girlfriend.

>>34837983
Sadly I realized this after I burned the girl I was orbiting by telling her either to date me or fuck off. Of course she fucked off, she believed she could do better, but she couldn't and now we are both alone but too proud to go back to eachother.

>>34838198
How?

>>34838198
I'd probably end up raping a "cuddle buddy"

>>34837983

>worshiping "human females" this hard

I get that you're lonely, that happens to everyone, but have some self respect.

>>34838230
>How?
First you make a female friend and when the discussion about love life comes up say you're asexual and eventually you'll end up in a nice cuddle sesh
>>34838240
But this might be a problem for you. It isn't for me since I'm actually asexual

>>34838255
There's nothing about myself to respect.

>>34838255
I just want a pale soft female body to cuddle with, nothing wrong with that

>>34838273

Only because you're willfully pathetic.
Even if you're a fat faggot and a literal 1/10 you can still have some self-respect just as a basic human being.
You haven't killed yourself yet so on some level you believe you have some worth so stop larping as the ultimate lost cause or whatever.

>>34838261
Oh yeah and you have to mention in passing that though you're asexual you really like cuddling.

>>34838261
>say you're asexual and eventually you'll end up in a nice cuddle sesh
This is the worst advice I've ever seen on this board.

>>34837983
me too my man

women don't even want shy guys as friends

i'd die from happiness if i was "le friendzoned"

>>34838350
It Worked for me dude

>>34838360
Perhaps, but if you're going to have a platonic female friend you may as well open the door to her hooking you up with her friends. One of my friends had a cuddle friend who set him up with about six girls over the course of a year and then she ended up dating him after all that (not something one should bank on happening of course).

>>34838398
Well op said he'd be fine with just platonic cuddling

>>34838421
I don't think there's any need to say you're asexual though, seems like you're shooting yourself in the foot for no reason. Girls do believe that some guys aren't attracted to them but want to cuddle anyway, there's no need to sign off your man card.

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>>34838261
>First you make a female friend
Did you not read the title of the thread you entitled faggot?

>>34838440
You're probably right. Though I'd imagine it is significantly easier to get cuddles if the girl knows you don't want to fuck her
>>34838451
"Beta orbiter" implies he's in the friendzone. Which means they're friends

>>34838482
>Beta orbiter" implies he's in the friendzone. Which means they're friends
He said he wishes he could be in the friend zone, because women steer clear of him platonically and romantically

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>>34838487
Sorry, I'm a brainlet with no reading comprehension

>>34838440
>Girls do believe that some guys aren't attracted to them but want to cuddle anyway,
That's retarded. Cuddling is mostly something you do leading up to sex, and after.

>>34838530
>That's retarded
>Girls
What part of this don't you understand?

Anyway, it's in a similar vein to how girls accumulate guy friends (orbiters) but think none of them want to fuck her.