>Turning 30 in 2017 >Reality hits me that I was supposed

What month?

Turning 30 in April myself. Been a neet for three years with no end in sight.

Dude, your chastity is going to pay off big time after you hit 30. Wizard powers will be greater than any sexual experience.

>>34837871
I don't even remember my 30th birthday

I'll be 33 this year

>>34837871
Escorts man

Find a one thats verified on one of those websites for them and send them an email.

Tell them your situation in detail, they'll do their best to accommodate you, also lower risk to catch something nasty like an STD or HIV

>>34837871
dont fall for the meme. 30's is prime time. 20 year olds just have more disposable income, so DRINK PARTY FUCK is pushed on them more.

>>34837871
You need to take care if your genitals. Eat celery. They really help the balls especially as you get older. Also zinc

>>34837925
>dont fall for the meme. 30's is prime time.
that's only true if you're a normie. If you've been working for five years and have a career going and did all the "drink party fuck" stuff in your 20s and are now sick of it, yeah, your 30s will be fine. If you're a neet virgin though, you're just that much farther behind, and that much more unacceptable to anyone else in any capacity.

>>34837915
I thought of all the dicks in them repulses me, major turn off.

>>34838838
Hey dude, you have the demand and they have the supply

>>34838838
The dicks have been inside of a rubber, not her.

>Turning 30 in 2017
>Nailed 12 women in all my 20s, now in happy relationship for 4 years. Man, I feel like used goods, I tell ya!
>Becoming a scientist
>Browsing this board as source of motivation
Thanks R9K

>>34839167
This desu. By "normie standards" I'm kind of a loser but here I'm godchad just because I've fucked a few girls. Feels good man

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>>34837871
>turning 34
>khhv of course
>libido is all time low in the last 5 years
>only fap to calm myself when I have a panic attack or too much happened through the day
>now I could pay for sex but I don't want it anymore
So I basically missed out on sex forever.

>>34838838
>I don't shake any adults hand because there is a high likely hood there has been a dick in that hand.

>>34838822
This is the truth. Thirty is considered prime for normie men because they already sucked dick through their twenties and now they either have a good job where they are good enough or rise through the ranks. They still have enough of the power of youth and smart of the old.

However if you are neet, work in a dead end job and don't know what to do with women then you are worse than a bum on the streets. Your youth is mostly gone, even if you start to do serious stuff you are a decade behind and things people gladly overlook in your twenties (muh young people) is unacceptable later.

Truth is, if you are young at a workplace many old people enjoy teaching you stuff because you make them remember of their youth. However if you are older and clumsy you are automatically considered as a lazy shit.

>>34839249
How much more false can you get. Do you feel old now just cause you are 30?

None of that crap matters. You cant be a neet and work a job. Having a job and presumably a place to stay is way better than being a bum on the streets.

TRUTH is for those who actually worked during their 20's is that younger people get it rougher from older people. Unless you are some twink getting chased by a 40 year old pervert.

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>>34837901
Same here. I'll be 33 in Oct.

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>>34837871
>I was supposed to be having sex for all my 20s

wake up, you Supreme Faggot.

Why, when, who "supposed" that YOU "had to have sex"?

Seriously, Who The Fuckin' Fuck "supposed" that?

It only could have been the outcome of this:
- be you in early 20's
- land a good job
- get your own house
- marry a decent girl (theoretically it should be quite easy when you *have* a steady good income and own a good nice house)
- become grandfather and grandma at mid-40 and still fuck like rabbits and brag about your "more than 20 years of prime fuckin' time"

instead, you literally *wasted* your 20's:
- getting debts and moar debts
- getting a stupid degree, or possibly dropping out college
- living with parents without searching for your independence
- wasting your time with vidya and porn and alcohol and shit
- going to parties waiting for some leftover drunk chick to be abused by your already excessively whacked weiner
- and after all this, still delusional expecting that *Reality* should obey your wishes giving you some Pretty Cute Girl To Fuck All Holes Because Mandatory Prime Time.

Faggotry, total faggotry and extremely retarded faggotry.

You don't belong to /r9k/, you only belong to /b/, the place of cringiest idiots.

>>34839390
>Do you feel old now just cause you are 30?
Yes, I actually feel 70 years old. I have serious health issues which just got worse, my dick can barely get hard and I'm generally bitter and hateful. I'm broken.

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>>34837915
>Escorts man

Oy Vey, we love goym throwing away their most precious virginity to fuckin' whores.

>>34838941
>Hey dude, you have the demand and they have the supply

basically you're reducing the meaning of life to bank savings.

>>34838236
>zinc

are you implying he's Iron Man?

>>34839085
>The dicks have been inside of a rubber, not her.

are you implying they paid whores only to make them look at his penile penis into a condom?

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Going to be 28 on 1st July.
Khvirgin.
Hate women so I am comfy now.

>>34839424
what point is this post even trying to make

>>34839499
at least you can still bottom

>>34837889
Same here. April. Fuck.

I always told myself I wouldn't 'grow up' and do normal things like get married, have a real job or owna house before I'm 30 and have fun insead butnow that I've almost acheived that, I'm not sure it was a smart goal.

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Yep I know that feeling but i'm only 21.
I only realised people were having sex when my 18 year old sister came home with her boyfriend and I saw birth control pills proscribed to her in the bathroom. I just spent all of my time hanging out with my friends, masturbating and studying that I didn't realise that I was supposed to be having sex by now.
pic related is how I feel but I don't really feel that bad.

>>34839560

seems like he read "I was supposed..." and replied "[ Citation Needed ]".

>>34837871
22 kissless, handholdless, hugless loveless no gf virgin in /uni/ who already got rejected this year so don't say I don't try

im 5'1

>>34839771
"I was supposed" as it "this is what is expected of a normally developing individual", OP is perfectly aware that he failed expectations, I don't understand what triggered the guy to go on his barely related or coherent tirade.

>>34839777
>5'1
You should try and chat up tweens.

>>34839838

and why the fuckin' fuck it was to be "expected"?

"Supposed", "Expected", "Normally", wtf, are you serious?

>tldr: he "expected" to get everything without having to working hard

>>34840745
He WAS EXPECTED to be those things you blathering retard.

>>34840794

he was expected "by whom?" and what, and why?

>be him
>"hey world, I exist!! then I'm supposed to have sex! Muh Prime Time!!"

so cringey

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>>34840992
When you go out in public, you are "Supposed" to cover your genitals. It is "Normal" behavior that is "Expected" of you. I can't make it any simpler.

>>34841180

OK.
Then now explain why everyone is "Supposed" to have its share of "Prime Time Sex".

>>34841268
Because everyone does. It's normal and expected of people that age. Those who don't are extreme outliers.
Are you confusing supposed with entitled?