>be me
>be wagecuck
>hate my life
>was trying to starve myself to death
>went 2 whole days without food or water
>on the 3rd day go to office
>be at work
>be in some shitty conference meeting
>some pajeet is talking like he really loves taking it up the ass
>wish I just die
>suddenly faint
>wake up a few hours later in hospital
>a fat ugly nurse comes upto me and says "you're lucky anon, you were severely dehydrated! If it weren't for your colleague Chuck to get you here you woulda been a goner!"
Fuck you Chuck....
Why did you go work if you were trying to an hero ?
>>34837845
What part of wageKEK don't you understand?
>>34837845
wagecuck logic tbqh
>>34837768
nice going, fag vs wild
>>34837768
This is why im a neet
>>34837873
if you were trying to die then just dont show up, simple. what does going to work matter if you actually plan on dying? you won't get your paycheck in hell.
one time i put like 40 layers of clothing to try to do that but i changed my mind 40 minutes in
>>34837768
Shotgun to head. It has a 99% mortality rate.
>>34838288
I wish I could get hold of an original shotgun.
>>34838288
I envy americans and their easily obtained guns so much. Here you need to jump through a bunch of hoops with multiple character references from people testifying that you're a normie and can be trusted with guns in order to get a permit from the cops, and even then they might deny you. I'll never be able to get a gun in my country with my record of suicidal behaviour.