How do I get a gf that likes anime, vidya, and also supports

I'd settle for being willing to watch something together, even if not anime, willing to at least try a video game from time to time, and a Gary Johnson supporter.

>>34830565
*raises hand*
Originaklll

>>34830565

>Girl
>Anime
>Trump

I'm sorry, you can try the South but we don't like anime usually. But most of us are pretty dumb so maybe if you want to knock anime off the list you can find a few.

>>34832034
>tfw no conservative Southern belle gf
Just fucking end my life, fampai.

>>34830565
Are these your only 3 criteria? Is it fine if she is like a 2/10? Just based on your 3 criteria, I don't see why it is so hard to find someone?

>>34832034
At the very least she has to support trump and have some kind of interest in nerdy stuff.
I don't live in the south but I do live in a very conservative area.
The thing is it's kind of a small podunk town so most of the girls aren't really interested in that sort of thing.

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>he fell for the trump meme
jeez

>>34830565
i wanna cum cum bad bad right now now pls help!

I'm a girl who meets all those requirements. I'm also looking for a gf who is similar.

Good luck to both of us

>>34832111
>just end my life
Fifty bucks and I can make that happen

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>>34832183
>trump supporter
>lesbian
why are trump supporters so dumb

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>>34832197
Too pricey for my blood.

>>34832214

Besides Electric Fence who won't do anything anyway, trump doesn't threaten my lesbian lifestyle at all.

>>34832214
I don't know anon

It's disappointing.

Onion...

I meet all of those requirements. Except I'm Asian.

and I have a bf

>>34832287
Yeah, nice try. Could try to troll a little better than this. Sad attempt really

>>34832321
I don't see how any of what I said could be seen as trolling. My family is christian and higher income. Why would I ever vote against my interests?

I'd just settle for a girl who doesn't think Trump is LITERALLY HITLER.

Fuck most women's political opinions are retarded.

I remember ten years ago when women usually didn't give a shit about politics at all.
Now they all care about it, way too much, but have just as much knowledge as they did when they never cared.

>>34832377
Whatever you say troll.

>>34832442
>caring more about Trump than getting a gf


gay

>>34832214
99% of all trump supporters are gay.

>>34830565
You could always check the trashcan.

>>34832522
>>caring more about Trump than getting a gf

I don't really care about Trump.
It's just that if she thinks Trump is Hitler, she's probably an SJW who forms her opinions and beliefs on Buzzfeed articles, and that's not the kind of person I want.

>>34830565
>not wanting one that knows how to cook aswell
Guess you guys are just dead when you get sick. Also black guy from the south here.

>>34832562
okay so

>caring more about being anti-SJW than about getting a gf

the anti-sjw crowd are ironically much more sjw than the sjw crowd themselves

besides Trumps is less Hitler and more Kim Jong Il.

>>34832520
you seem like a dumb person, anon. did I trigger you?

>>34830565
Those exist, but the catch is they're disgusting trannies so not real girls and/or incredibly fat.

>>34832610
>wanting to be with someone you find abrasive or annoying
you'd be weirder if you did want to be with an sjw

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get used to being alone dude .

>>34832597
Why should I listen to a black man when it comes to food? Soul food is just what the nigs stole from Southern cuisine. You are right, though. I cannot imagine a timeline where a potential waifu isn't able to cook cracklin' cornbread every Thanksgiving. My grandma takes it a step further and layers the bottom with bacon.

>>34832610
>the anti-sjw crowd are ironically much more sjw than the sjw crowd themselves

It's not wrong to adopt an opponent's winning strategy.

I don't expect an "anti-SJW" anyway, though that would be ideal.
An ati-SJW gf would just complain on the internet, an SJW gf would drag me to some stupid rally for fags wearing a vagina costume.

I just want a normal person, who doesn't sustain themselves on outrage and virtue signalling.

>tfw no conservative atheist gf

>tfw no gf with a wide Overton window

>>34832691
>we only know how to just cook soul food
Come on now mate.

>>34832788
You can probably make a pretty damn good fruit salad as well, though it'd probably be all watermelon.

>>34832857
I dislike watermelons and I like pomegranates. Also KFC is shit.

>>34832697
>I just want a normal person, who doesn't sustain themselves on outrage and virtue signalling.

Impossible in America.

Everyone in that loony bin is paradoxically an extremist while also being extremely moderate.

both alt-rights and SJWs will tweet and vlog at each other 24/7/365 and get totally angry, but they care only about the dumbest bullshit ever like trans washrooms or titties in video games.

>>34832921
It's like the loud people get seen way more than the non-loud people.

>>34832913
KFC has the best fast food biscuits, though.

>>34830687
be my gf now and forever

>>34833006
>not making your own
Look at this pleb.

>>34833047
I work as a line cook. Do you really think I want to come home and cook more?

>>34833081
>not cooking all the time
I should get a job cooking. I love cooking.

>>34833116
there's nothing that'll kill that faster than working in a shity restaraunt
>ex cook of 3 years here

>>34833116
It's pretty /comfy/ until the dinner rush in my experience. Be grateful you live in Trumpland and not a region that has sanctuary cities otherwise you'll be constantly undercut by illegals who are willing to do your job for much cheaper under the table. People don't realize that jobs which don't require a degree are being taken by illegal immigrants. Middle class whites understand this. Other voting blocs need to understand this as well. Construction and kitchen jobs are going to vanish for established Americans if the needle pushes too far left.

>>34833081
Oh, a line cook. Do you know anything about the Canadian culinary championships? Ever heard of them?

>>34833220
Can't say that I have.

>>34830565
People I know around here in omaha usually hate trump, dont play games that aren't COD, and dont watch anime. There are people who watch anime or play games, but never being all 3 that you mentioned

>>34833116
i'll tell you right now, cooking is not the same as working the line
do you often have your face directly over a 400 degree grill for 12 hours straight at home?
are you often yelled at to 'hurry the fuck up you brainless ape' by both your co workers and managers at home?
have you ever had to do dishes for 8 months straight before you're allowed to pick up a pan to cook?
do you ever find yourself wanting to get creative and make that thing you really like only to be told 'it's shit and you're shit' and have it thrown away in front of you?
do you enjoy working completely erratic schedules for a year, then have 18% of your hours cut because they hired some new guy that doesn't even know how to deep clean the frier?
do you like being bossed around by people that you know for a fact lie 25 iq points below you?
do you enjoy being burned, sliced open and hair singed off constantly?
do you have good posture currently? forget about it
has cooking at home had you be done at 4 am, shuffling into your room smelling like grease and sweat and contemplating the fact that this is what you'll be doing for the next 24 years?

if so, welcome to the fold
i didn't choose this life

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>>34830565
>tfw my oneitis fits all 3

>tfw I will never be with her.

>>34832287
do you call him oneechan too?

i know a few girls

I just want a gf that isn't a delusional libtard. I mostly play singleplayer games and I don't need someone to watch anime with. But I don't think I could put up with muh patriarchy tier bullshit on a daily basis.

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pick two rule is in effect, otherwise ur just chasing unicorns lad. pick the two qualities thats most important to you.

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>>34832735
>conservative atheist gf

>Cuckold fantasy

Atheist chicks are mostly fat, crazy, and shove BBC down their snatch like it's a conveyor belt

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>also supports trump
>Using political preferences as a guideline to dating

You right-wingers are getting worse than the Marxist SJWs by the day. How would "supporting" Trump have any bearing on a relationship? Will you two talk politics all day? Probably not, since you also want her to like anime. Getting into a disagreement or circlejerk over a single man is so fucking petty.

>>34832522
Oboi ill have you know that I'm 3/5 gay sir.

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tfw no litteraly perfect gf also you have to be 2d
i wont settle for ANYTHING LESS

>>34830635
>gary
truly the lesser of 4 evils.
why cant the libertarians ever actually nominate someone thoughtful and intelligent? Im so sick of voting for gary at this point.
i hop you find your girl anon.

>>34830565
i'm a grill who likes anime, vidya and supports trump. i have a bf though and he has cheated on me several times. i'm a fucking cuck because of my low self esteem.

>>34830565
this is probably every fucking r9k girl who thinks she's unique or some shit

>>34830565
I'm sorry did you mean to say "boyfriend" OP?

I'm that but I'm shit at vidja, have pleb taste in anime, and I also look like a hog.
Just think of a gf as having a certain number of stat points- do you actually want to spend those on having her watch Chinese cartoons, or do you want her to be fuckable?
What is a gf especially for that you can't do with anyone else? Fucking.
Spend your points on fuckability and try to slowly sway the grill towards your gay hobby.

>>34835128
Anti-Trump roasties can't stop yapping about their rage and sorrow.

>>34832214
Maybe they don't want rapefugees to rape them or throw them off of roofs, and think that a vice president letting other people explore weird elective therapeutic practices?

>>34835862
We're inundated with constant messages that everybody hates Trump- especially women. People keep their traps shut and assume they're odd ones out.
Us roasties find a lot of ways to define ourselves as special little snowflakes, but this is a directed psychological campaign.

>>34832214
Muslims are a bigger threat to gays than republicans are.

>>34835747
>22:22:22
Nice time octs.

Why are you wasting your time on someone who cheats? Girl or guy that's fucking bad, move on, better off alone than being a cuck.

>>34835961
There's a difference between girls who tolerate hobbies and girls who genuinely enjoy hobbies. Autistic people like OP and myself want a lifelong partner who enjoy doing things with us, we aren't looking for a quick shag. It's a lot easier to teach a girl how to lose weight than it is to instill with a personality into a stacy.

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>tfw been so long and still no gf that the though of having a gf and being in a relationship scares you