Gf is really late to have her period. We haven't had sex

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Gf is really late to have her period. We haven't had sex but done some things that may have caused "cross contamination". On the other hand her life has really been flipped upside down lately, so that could also be a reason. To be safe we agree she should just check.

She says she knows where a pregnancy test is in her house, and she would grab it and take it. Sends me pic related and say "ill be back in a few minutes". I quickly type "wait are you sure that isn't a rectal thermometer?"

"The fuck? Those exist? It says LIFE on it. Omg I look it up it is. This is embarrassing!"

Very glad we were only texting not on call because in that tense situation I was laughing my ass off.