My mom asked me if I am gay >but if you are not why don't

>>34826001
>Why is society so stupid that if you don't have a girlfriend people automatically say that you are gay??
Gynocentrism. If a man isn't living for women something is wrong with him.

>>34826001
I don't leave the house much so my mom pretty much expects me to not have a gf

>>34826001
It's not society at large. It's your mom's traditional upbringing.

Because your expected to develop a attractive personality/body in your youth. If you did this like everyone else did then getting a gf would be easy as cake.

>>34826001
Did you tell her that being attracted to traps is straight? Everyones penis begins life as a clit so the term boiclit is indeed 100% true. Also traps are nust women with mo overies so its 100% straight.

>>34826001
>tfw grandma thinks I'm gay because I don't have a gf
>tfw it turns out I'm bi
She was right all along.

>>34826001
She found your stash of boipussy?

>>34826080
>grandma thinks I'm going to turn gay because both of my blood cousins are gay

>>34826080
You should start HRT senpai, we need more woman (men) like you out there you are in very high demand.

>>34826122
Good chance you will, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and being on /r9k/ only increases the chance you will fap to traps an boipussy.

>>34826001
>what's your gfs name anon
>have to make up another lie

>say I'm going on a date
>really hide under my bed for 3 hours an play wii u

I'm 27 and a virgin. I still live at home and I have to lie and do this so they aren't disappointed in me. Who's a bigger loser than me here?

>>34826067
Thats a good way to put it anon. I am straight and I would fuck a trap, I'm not into her boyclit but her pussy is fine.

>>34826067
Do this and video tape it

Post it on here

>>34826167
I faked a long distance gf from germany for a year anon.

>tfw been burn by love and forced to swear off females to avoid being hurt again
>tfw fapping mostly to gay porn just to avoid potential emotional connections to women

>>34826096
I would rather her find my collection of traps than a collection of gay men, at least I'm fairly straight.

>>34826067
A trap is a mentally ill man in a dress guys its as simple as that

>>34826153
I already fap to traps, but that's not gay.

>>34826513
Who is your fav trap?

My family also thought I was gay when I was a teenager. I was just a weird skinny loner with no friends.

>>34826787
Narcissa Wright
original

>used to fap to traps
>now I am strongly into muscular blonde blue eyed men
uh-oh

I was crying on the phone to my mum because I miss my ex boyfriend