>taking a shower with gf
>she starts scrubbing her asshole with bar of soap
>same bar that I use to wash my face with
>>34824041
Heh, #justnormieproblems, huh brodawg?
>having a gf
>on this board
gtfo my board normie
Why doesn't she put the soap on a rag? That's ruining the soap for everybody.
>>34824083
I don't know and didn't ask. I dumped her that very second.
>>34824041
As long as she rinses it and you rinse it before you use it its fine. Dumbass.
>>34824041
>not using your tongue to cleanse the flecks of dried poop from her glistening balloon-knot
>>34824041
>>same bar that I use to wash my face with
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET REKT FAGGOT
>>34824041
That was an invitation to anal, you idiot. Should've shoved the bar of soap up her pooper then followed it in with your dick. Make her fart soap bubbles. Fuck her hard enough and make her burp them, too.
>>34824041
now that is the most legitimate normie problem I've ever heard.
I want to reee at you but I gotta say that really fucking sucks OP, what a cunt
>>34824041
>>she starts scrubbing her asshole with bar of soap
>mfw I do the same in my house
>has gf that washer her starfish in front of him
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HERE?
>tfw no gf who scrubs her asshole clean and then lets me lick it for hours
Pee on her, and then pee on the soap and rub it all over your face
Why weren't YOU scrubbing her asshole?
>Applying soap bar directly to body at all
Washcloth masterrace
>>34824041
>using soap to clean your face
Da fuck
>>34824041
That grosses you out? You're a damn faggot, son! I would lick the hell out of that soap bar just for going into such sexy place in the women's body
>>34824041
>with gf
translates as: "I put a soap in my poo hole and had to brag on /r9k/ without they labeling me a fag. So I wrote 'gf' instead of 'waifu', expecting moar applause"