>Can you help me, anon? I can't seem to get any girls

>>34821167
this is just fucking stupid

>>34821167
is this the male equivalent of girls who ride the cock carousel and want to settle down

>yfw you realize this is a gayfag hitting on you

>>34821167
>I can't seem to get any girls to like me
That's why you shouldnt get tattoos.

>>34821167
I can relate, just because I'm into partying everyone thinks I'm a chad, but I have zero experience with women.

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You should try wearing a bigger watch for sure. And a choker.

>>34821167
Isn't this some guy who has loads of money and parties and had 2 heart attacks or what not?

>>34821167
Thats because you have tattoos

Man roleplaying really should be against the rules

>>34821167
i heard this sarcastic shit my entire high school and college years, nice fucking memories

>>34821701

Fuck those kinds of people. I didn't have anything like that happen to me, but I can imagine at least one person would have happily done it to me.