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How the FUCK do I get girls to do gay stuff with me after college?
I can't tell them we're practicing for boys anymore, I can't tell them to loosen up and experiment, all of my old fwbs have been straightened back out by Chads, any time I try to hook up with them they try to get me to do a threesome with their disgusting pig of a boyfriend.
I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKED IN THE PRESENCE OF A MALE I JUST WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN PUSSY
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>>34820574
first of all, go back to >>>/lesgen/ and never leave
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>>34820611
Lesbians are fucking disgusting, /lgbt/ is a terrible board.
I just want to fuck around with '''straight''' and bi girls who are actually cute and feminine.
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Go to your local lgbt meetup
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>>34820665
again fuck queers, i have no interest in associating with these people. I just want to have gay sex with straight girls.
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The lesbian bed death is real, better get used to it, your glory days are over
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>>34820574
go to /mu/ and find the /grimes/ general
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>>34820915
Fuck, I knew I should have gone into teaching. If I was a college professor I could still fuck college girls.
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You must be a butch dyke or something who gets rejected by real lesbians.
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>>34821102
No, I fucking hate real lesbians because they are disgusting, even (and especially) 'lipstick lesbians'.
Homosexuality is a mental illness and I am proof of that. I just love squeezing tits and eating pussy. Guys don't really do anything for me, I'd be happier if they did.
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>>34820574
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>>34821152
"I just want to eat a bacon sandwhich and still be a vegetarian muslim"
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