tell me about that girl from highschool with retardedly

there were a couple
one of them gave me a handy in geography class
I liked to stare across the room at another during french
Idk what they're up to now though

>>34818565
>she was with the lanky theatre kid

woooow

>>34818565
That poor girl needs breast reduction surgery right now. She has to be suffering from back issues already.

>>34818605
>not holding her tits to help out with back problems

>>34818565
>be me
>chestlet stacies bully me about having cowtits

>>34818605
Sounds like you need to kill yourself right now.

>>34818627
shut up fatty faterson

how big is retardedly big? my current 18yo gf weighs 98 lbs and has 32Ds its pretty nice desu

>>34818631
You have obviously never seen the result of breast reduction surgery. Perfectly shaped, perfectly proportioned full c-cup with perfectly placed, perfectly round areolas.

>>34818760
yeah sure perfect dude whatever you say xD

>>34818760
Most of these look weird.

https://www1.plasticsurgery.org/before_and_after_photo_gallery/?procedure=Breast_Reduction_Surgery

>>34818565
Her tits were about the same size as an average girl's, it's just that she was a <4' midget on crutches that pushed them forward so she looked like she was smuggling a couple of balloons under her shirt. I mean seriously, 1/4 of her mass was tits.

>>34818565
only one I could think of was this girl named bambi who was a red head and quite cute. she somehow got bagged by this lanky autistic loser and they were one of those couples that would makeout in front of everybody.

from what I am told (cause she would sleep behind him lots) she possibly has HIV. but I don't live in the town anymore so idk.

>>34818760
and big ol' fuckin' scars. and also THE TITS ARE SMALLER HOW THE FUCK IS THAT BETTER?

>>34818565
She was molested when she was young and become sexually active when she was 12. She had sex with about ~40 guys by grade 11. She got into a lot of fights and drama. She moved schools a couple months before grade 11 ended.

Her boobs were DD. She told me that before she told me her name.

>>34818920
>they were one of those couples that would makeout in front of everybody.
>she would sleep behind him lots
Every day I hate women more and more.

>>34818565
There was a girl called Vanessa in middle school. Her rack was pretty huge and during our class trip she walked past me, only covered with a single blanket since she just showered. She was an outsider among the girls and switched schools in 9th grade though.

There was also a random girl with fat tits whom I ran into once. Made my day.

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>>34818760
Gay. They look butchered and boring and with nasty scars. Also c cup is jack shit unless shes asian or white

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It was middle school and she had D's. She wore low cut shirts and all the other girls were mad jelly. Her nickname was literally "Tits".

>tfw she sat on my lap during class even though I was a nerd
>moved her scarf away that was covering her super low cut shirt (teacher would have said something but we were doing group work
>phew, my tits are sweating (starts airing them out)

Tits never mattered as much as they did in those days. I wish I could go back.

>>34818582
What the fuck are you doing here? Seriously.

Her and her family was pretty conservative so she kept them covered all the time and never dated anyone (publicly, at least) but she was known for having gigantic tits starting in like 7th grade.

Then senior prom came along and she wore seemingly the most low cut dress ever to come into existence. Not sure how she didn't get kicked out for it, I figure it was because she was 18 and it was a treat for both the students and faculty to see.

I'm pretty sure every guy who went still has that image burned into their brains. I know I sure as hell do.

>>34818565

I'm friends with her. She's now married with a kid and still talks about nothing but her tits at the age of 32.

Time hasn't treated her face well, although she was never more than a 7 to begin with.

>>34819159
I patiently wait for middle/high school stories & tard stories

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>>34818565

She had massive jugs.
Unfortunately, she started to smoke to become one of the le kewl kids xD
Now she's a fatty with the skin of a 40year old. Still has massive jugs though.

Why do women have to smoke? Ruins their youthful look

She was one year younger than me. She always wore long sleeved tight sweaters that stuck to her body and her perky tits just pointed straigth out. Always looked adorable in those. Long hair and the cutest face.

Last I saw her she was in the news because her employer had denied her pregnancy leave money they were supposed to give her.

I had one that was my grade in high school, I remeber one time I saw her grab something out of her shirt. Like hand going down from the top, she wore a buttoned school shirt and had some clothes under it. When she put her hand down her shirt her tits pushed up and were practically bursting out.

Other one had even bigger tits and was a year younger. We talked a vouple of times randomly. Never saw her do anything that showed her tits off but on social media she had some revealing pics.

>>34818605
I think you need a bullet in your brain for the good of humanity

She wasn't slim but her tits were huge. Everyone used to grab the fuck out of them and she was too shy and unpopular to stop them, she'd just laugh it off.

I was always too high inhibition to grope her like everyone else. There was a nigger in my class who used to undo her blouse and practically pop them out during class.

I did get to squeeze them one day though. I think she was into me and kept grabbing my bag and following me around so I grabbed one of her tits and had a good squeeze. It was the first time I ever felt a tit. I would estimate she was at least an E cup at 15 years old. I had a hard on for 2 hours afterwards and had to go and jerk off in the toilets between classes.

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>that girl who only had fat on her boobs
>her legs just went straight into her back, no ass whatsoever

I had fun with a girl who had DDs in highschool...after she already had a breast reduction from like GG.

I was an autist tier loser, idk why she hung out with me. We rode the same bus and were in some drama shit together.

I was an idiot and didnt pursue it like I should have, gog damn it was sexy though.

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>>34818565
Pooped 3 kids, looks like cow, looks more like 40 than 28.
>tfw 10 years class reunion
>I'm that one guy that just don't seem to age
>all the top tier women from 10 years ago look like dogs now because of alcohol, drugs and wrong life decisions.
>"anon you look so young what have you doing all this time?"

Roasties can never get me now.

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>>34818565
She was very nice, both smart and good looking. We didn't really talk a lot but we kinda liked each other. I heard from other people that she was also telling nice things about me.

After high school we met 2 or 3 times at the bus, went pretty smoothly. Tried to ask her phone number once, eventually though she asked for mine, and autistically enough I gave her the wrong number. I don't think it would matter though , she had a long-term boyfriend.

She was a butterface and was basically famous at school because she had the perfect body but the most autistic personality and ugly face and voice. She wore turtlenecks from the thrift store and all she ever did was talk about touhou and draw pictures of anime. She had no friends and once gave a kid a bloody gash by scraping him with her nails because she went through a phase where she thought she was a cat girl

>>34818565
She was a lesbian and her gf had the fattest ass you've ever seen

>>34818565
I asked her to my junior prom and she said "I don't know I'll get back to you tomorrow" and I saw her tomorrow and asked what she was gonna say and said "I don't know I think I'm going with Steve" and I was like "just let me know" and she wound up going with a manlet freshman named Paul and I took a sophomore girl who I hover handed all my pics with

Abby
>A massive wannabe druggie poser
>all she used to talk about were her tits but when I call her out about it it was "weird" and I'm a "creeper"
>that Chad kid used to bend her over and violently grope her
>I was always jealous of him
>once tried to actually talk to me when I was walking home
>I held an awkward silence for a full five minutes
>showed that roastie

She was a short, chubby emo scene girl with gigantic tits and even bigger mental health issues.
I dated her and we had sex a few times, but her issues became a big deal and she conveniently moved away around the time I got tired of her issues. We were 16 and 15.
It was her who introduced me to 4chan, and for all I know she might still be lurking. Hi, Bene.

It was back in middle school 10 years ago. This Indian mixed white girl sat next to me in my math class. Fuck she was already ahead of puberty. It was hard to keep eye contact with her

>>34821833
your triggering me

UR FUCKIN TRIGGEREIN MY HOMOPHOBIA U FUCK

So no one is going to mention CASH ME OUTSIDE GIRL? LOL

>got pregnant in 10th grade
>has no idea who the father is
>got an abortion
>got pregnant again
>still don't know the daddy
>decided to keep it this time
>gained a ton of weight during pregnancy
>so much weight you couldn't even tell she was pregnant
>queefed out the baby
>its black
>dropped out of school and never saw her again

>>34823561

I told you fucking already faggot her tits are AVERAGE at best you cocksucking ball choking fuck.

>>34823664
Damn hommie, how many times yo mamma molested you? You told me already? That's quite a statement considering this is the first time I mentioned CASH ME OUTSIDE...

And it was a joke you piece of shit, no body actually wants that shit.

>>34821032
>dating a girl that got a reduction
Shiggy . find an unspoiled qt

>>34821866
wash she cool with chad just molesting her

>>34823561
back to twitter normalfag

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>>34818742
>D cup
>big
I want this meme to end. How are people this ignorant about boobs in the Internet age?

Shit I know one now. Her name is Amy. Dumb and wonder bread as all fuck but goddamn them titties, like easily the size of her head but a skinny twink body, it's insane.

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I dated one. She was 14 inb4 paedo, I was 15 and had F cups. She always stank of BO, probably from all that boob sweat. I never got to see them in the flesh but I felt them underneath her shirt once. They really do feel like bags of sand.

Yeahhhhh, she turned out to be a lesbian though.

Doesn't stop me from fapping to the memory of those sweet tiddies of course.

>>34824799
If shes asian thats pretty fucking big senpai

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>>34818565
She was a red haired girl named Jordon.

Here's the kicker. She was super skinny and her tits were small until a car accident left her in a wheelchair for six months. The medication she was on made her tits balloon up to fucking D-cups.

So here's this skinny red haired teenager with retardedly big tits.

I was the outcast that the outcasts didn't even hang with. I was like early Tomoko basically. But one time while everyone was hanging out in the classroom next door connected to ours Jordon and I hung out because she wanted to talk to me. The longest we ever talked. Trying desperately not to stare at her tits was a trial.

>>34820441
That's a crying shame. Nothing sadder than a chick with huge tits and no hips and ass.

I have no memory of her but a elemetary school friend she got married at 19.

>>34824938
>The medication she was on made her tits balloon up to fucking D-cups.
The world has to know what meds those were.

>>34824934
Lol. Men know fuck all about bra sizes. The cup means nothing without the rib size. For example: a 32DD is equivalent to a 34C. Ds are only big on bigger rib sizes.

>>34825230
Believe me, i've wanted to know for years.

We were in class after she came back one day and she was talking to the teacher and some students about how big her tits got and she was like, "It was the medication I was on. The doctor said there might be side effects..."

I was hovering around nearby getting ready to leave class.

>>34818565
Her mom was fugly, fat and intimidating. I had always heard if you want to know what a woman will look like when she's older look at her mother. She was very interested in me but I never flirted back. didn't know how. asperger's. She's an MD now, 10/10 body, slimmer than in high school, still with huge tits. Top 3 missed opportunities of my life.

>>34825462
>Implying you would have had a chance with her then
>Implying you'd be with her now

Martha

>slightly chubby girl
>HUGE tits (not even fat)
>was a nasty girl (not hygienically nasty or a slut just gross and I fucking loved it)
>stop talking to her when she answered my cellphone for me
>My mom flipped


Paula

>Awesome personality
>Awesome tits
>confess to her
>tell her I'm in lesbians with her
>try every chance I get to be with her
>gave up when I found out sh had a boyfriend

I'm an ass man but boy these two man these two they kick-started most of my fetishes and I was already a sick yiffer before them

>>34818565
Goodamn Alex fuckin Wheelan. Always used to wear oversized sweaters to hide it. For some reason, she trusted me to tell her how many rails of oxy she could snort before she keeled over dead. I gave her a number, but I had no idea if it was right. Sweet girl with a very jagged, broken edge. Reminded my of my gran.

>>34818565

She actually liked me. She lived a couple houses down from me, she was nice af and now she works a great paying career. I fucked up and I still stalk her

>6th grade
>just moved
>see who is in home room
>girl with huge tits and well defined jaw.
>was a total bitch to everyone
>Liked horses.

>>34818565
She always wore thin white tanktops, looked half-Chinese (despite being completely American) and had the biggest, perkiest tits the universe had ever seen. I hardly exaggerate when I say she looked like a matchstick and two balloons.

But because I was getting bullied by my entire grade (150+ people) I never so much ever got a remote chance with her.

Reyvyn

Butterface but really feminine, really slim body, and almost comedicly large tits in proportion to her body. She wasn't too popular, but she wasn't attainable either by most dudes there either.

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>>34821805
>tfw no autist gf to play the touhou fighting games with
I don't even care about the big tits or girl honestly, just want a weaboo friend.

>>34818605
tits>back

you really don't get it do you?

>>34818565

Really hot white girl with big tits. And she dated some fat Mexican kid with a huge head and fat cheeks. Dude was literally 4/10 with a 8/10 white gf.

That's when I knew if always be a virgin loser of women are going with guys like that.

>>34826492
>just want a weaboo friend.
Same, anon. It's probably for the best that we're destined to keep our autistic hobbies to ourselves.

>>34818565
didn't really have that, but there was a girl with huge hips/breast and a really small waist. her body wasn't really slim though(flabby arms, cellulite on the thighs, belly fat, etc)

>>34825258
sorry could you repeat that. I don't speak roasty.

>>34826595
Please elaborate in the most original way you can.

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Thread is useless without pics

>Looks like she became a fucking doctor

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Well she sent me a gif of her flexing her tits. She was nice tho

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>>34826993

Right, she had huge knockers like wayyyyyy back into middle school

She insists she isn't white because she's 1/8 black but has some of the palest skin you'll ever see, was a self proclaimed Republican until Trump emerged, avid black lives matter supporter, has herpes, hooked up with a black dude under a bridge, posts way too much on social media.

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>nobodys dumping teen titcalf pics

>>34818626
>>34818631
>>34818950
>>34820380
>>34826564
What does it matter to you what a woman like this does with her tits?

Not a single one of you will ever get to cup, touch, fondle, squeeze, or suck on them regardless of if she gets a reduction or not.
Kill yourselves.

>>34818565
yhea she got a tumor in one of her breasts a few years ago

she's 25

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>>34827790

I appreciate aesthetic beauty in the world

>>34828173
And women appreciate being able to use their spine.
Looks like you're out of luck.

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>>34828219

how about you go to the gym instead of mutilating yourself

>>34818760
it's straight up mutilation it's absolutely digusting

>>34828394
Going to the gym doesn't make your tits shrink. They're not bags of fat. They're bags of breast tissue and it doesn't go away.

>>34818870
Eh it'll do

>>34818565
name?? any1? HALP

>>34828614

He meant to go to the gym to strengthen your back muscles and improve your posture, you dumb fucking roastie slut.

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>>34818605
.t jelly chestlet

>>34824799
most people are retarded and think a D and a DD are the biggest sizes there are

>>34831094
Uh, no. Honestly, strap five lbs sticking out eight inches to your chest and walk around for a few weeks. See how your back feels.

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>>34831159
feels fine senpai but I am not an amerifat

>>34818565
She was actually the girl I lost my virginity to. Too bad she ended up being a whore.

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>>34831190
oriririririgignaaaaaaa

>>34831307
doe she doe JAVs anymore

I didn't even know she had tits like that until the night I fucked her. They were absolutely perfect porn star tier boobs and she had the tightest, tiniest ass I've ever soon on a girl.

I wish I'd fucked her more.

I always thought she was that one girl at school who would go off to New York and become an amazing success, but from what I hear she lives in a small country town back home with her husband and kids

There was one that studied in my class that became my first regular fapping fixation. She wasn't very bright, but she had the biggest tits I had seen for a girl that age who wasn't fat and that kinda burned in my mind. I've been fantasizing about fucking her for about ten years.

She actually works at a store near me as a salesgirl. I Facebook stalk her every once in a while. She apparently broke up with her boyfriend, which is a good thing, she was beginning to gain weight and being single will force her to get in shape again (she gained weight when she was with another boyfriend and after that one dumped her she got in shape again).

I still want to fuck her badly. She probably doesn't remember me very well, so I might as well give it a shot.

>>34818870
this should be illegal dude

She currently has a baby, and an unstable job.

She was kinda disgusted to me before since I was nerdy and thin, but the last time we met she was like heeding for my attention and mercy since her bastard son needs a father figure. Either that or just because I hosted / mostly paid for the party.

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>>34818565
There was this one jewish girl that ended up dating one of my friends and dayum she had some of the nicest tiddies I'd ever seen.
I remember going over to said friend's house with one of my other friends one time while she was over.
She was the kind of outgoing/bubbly type and gave us both a hug when we showed up.
That was the first time I'd ever hugged a girl. The feeling of those big bouncy funbags pressing against me was incredible.
Idk what she's up to now but apparently she broke up with him a while ago because he didn't "respect her religion" or something.

Someone recorded her when she was masturbating in omegle and then uploaded it to xvideos, she was 14 or so at that time, so the video was deleted really fast, however, someone saved it and then my entire school saw the video (she was masturbating while wearing the school uniform), in the video, you couldn't see the entire face, but there were only 2 girls in the entire school with tits that huge.
in the end, everybody acted like they didn't know who was the girl in the vid, but we all knew, so when the year ended, the girl just went to another highschool.

>back in hs
>morbidly obese black chick
>had fucking huge tits, had trouble reaching over them while sitting in a desk
>gained a lot of weight since then, tits just kept getting bigger

>>34818565
tfw when my highschool only had 120 girls and not a single one of them was like this. the largest cup size on a thin girl was D

Girl had tits so big in middle school she had to transfer to a private school bc everyone made fun of her

She was a tall blonde Russian built like an Amazonian woman

Her name was Erica and she was 6'2" tall. Her breasts were literally the size of soccer balls in senior year. I did not have any classes with her this was before facebook or social media was a thing. I don't know what ever happened to her. I just hoped every day to see her in the halls or at lunch or at a pep rally. She was somewhat of a legend around the school as the tall girl with the biggest boobs ever.

Her style was somewhat punk-ish but she also came from a very poor family and I would say she was picked on a lot even with her size looking back now. I remember her wearing thick baggy t-shirts that her bra and breasts pushed out very far in front of her while the rest hung down over it.

I have tried looking her up multiple times but I have never found any social media. She played a major role in my development of the mini-gts fetish.

There were a few.

One had a reduction, got married, and now she's a stay-at-home mom who posts that dumb "inspirational" shit on Facebook and parrots her parents' political beliefs because it's easier than developing her own.

Another got addicted to pills and plastic surgery, was a stripper for a while, and fell off the face of the earth a few years back. One of her exes was stalking her so I'm pretty sure she went into some kind of Witness Protection thing. She was actually cool as shit in high school.

The last one was quiet and wore baggy sweatshirts all the time. I used to ogle her in class and she caught me a couple times but I was the awkward sperg who never talked to anyone so I don't think she cared too much.

Biggest boobs on anyone I ever dated were 34D. Those things were beautiful. She's also really short which just accentuated them all the more. I still miss her from time to time.

>>34819963
Why don't you just make the threads yourself or on /b/?

>be me, freshie
>move to new school
>gain courage to talk to her
>ask what her name is
>she told me "i don't know" and then walked away

fml

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this is the boob thread isn't it?

No high school girl here but I was pleased to come across this video on facebook tonight of one of my favorite busty women.

Her boobs are natural, but they were not always so big. They grew after each of her 2 pregnancies. She is Welsh, and that's what happens to them.

https://a.doko.moe/jnogir.webm

>>34833166
its really a fucking shame that there don't seem to be easily accessible videos of her doing anything other than singing shitty dad-rock covers

>>34826993
Jesus, that's an ugly woman.

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>>34833205
All you have to do is search youtube, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDU3eWQlH8

And she was on ITV's Rebound s01e04 which you will have to torrent.

>>34833484
yeah, i caught that video and a couple others, but i'm longing for hannah minx-tier youtube presence

i am a spoiled lad, but believe me, i scoured around for more than i found

>>34818870
Holy shit I'm even more against reductions now than I already was.

The vast majority of those are periareolar reductions (through the nipple reductions). That is literally the worst way to augment a breast either for a reduction or an enhancement.

They gave almost every woman there Mia Kalifa style nipples (which objectively is the worst part of her body).

If that is the most common way breasts are reduced then I am 100% and forever against it no matter how bad a woman's back hurts. That is literally taking a genetic gift and shitting all over it.

Her name was Tanya. She used to give the middle school chads handjobs

She has kids now and some ghetto white trash husband

>>34834215
>no matter how bad a woman's back hurts.
Anon, it really fucking hurts. I'm not reaping any benefits here.

>>34818565
I was her kek

>>34834851
there's always this one faggot

>>34818565
STUDY AFTER STUDY HAS PROVEN A CAUSAL LINK BETWEEN A FIXATION ON LARGE BREASTS & A LACK OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE

ALSO, THESE SAME STUDIES HAVE SHOWN CONSISTENTLY THAT MEN WHO FOCUS ON LARGE BREASTS HAVE MOMMY ISSUES

Gross

By the way : https://youtu.be/zxt_R2hCUWo

>>34818742
Disgusting

I prefer sex with humans

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I didnt talk to her at all, I was busy focusing on the girls with cute faces and modest bodies.

>>34819054

The funniest part ?

Women started hating you WAY BEFORE you decided that you'd pretend not being able to get laid was your decision

You're not fooling anybody

>>34834215
Genetic gift ?

Since when are BREASTS a sexual organs ?

You've got your unresolved mommy issues intertwined with your lack of sexuality

Creepy, dude

Go play ZELDA some more

>>34834966
Why is there a COMMA after 'well then' ?

It's almost as incomplete as your sexual history

>>34831919
why do jewish girls always have the nicest big titties out of all the other girls? when they've got them, they've REALLy got them.

>>34835169
cultural programming

no, really

>>34835094
She says something after that I would guess, but I have a brain.

>>34835197
explain please.

originally kosher.

>>34818565
>32DD thick blonde girl with shapely ass and thighs.
>Assigned as a partner with her.
>Chat a little and make her laugh, she comments on how i must go to the gym alot.
>she says shes only a freshman and i joke about how "mature she looks"
>She blushes and tells some stories.
>Autism mode begins to kick in.
>thoughts shift into "Youre a fucking loser, she wont want you" "Youre too fat" "Youre ugly af bruh she dont want you" "Youre good at nothing.." "Dont even bother.."
>I become quiet and suddenly stop speaking to her.
>i get very angry as i start thinking about how Chad wins at everything and i am a loser who cant get a gf.
>Moments later i nearly get into a fight with a fellow robot who blames me for his missing pencil.
>He threatens to knock me out.
>I demand him to do so several times while cursing him out.
>He stands there scared
>Pour his food all over him and leave class.
>Now known as that asshole who humiliated that awkward kid.
This why i dont talk to girls anymore mayne.

>>34835294
Jews run Hollywood. Jews like the looks of Jewish boobs and cast girls with those kinds of boobs as sexy women in the movies. Those movies glamorize Jew boobs and program you to love them.

>>34835347
i was specifically asking why the have such big titties always.

>>34835390
They don't, you just notice the big ones. Classic confirmation bias.

>>34835347
Why do Jewish boobs look like?

>>34835418
i stayed close to a jewish school and i'm telling you that they had a way higher proportion of big breasts than my school. that's one of many examples i can give. isn't their some kind of genetic reasoning for this? ashkenazi breeding or something? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT HOLLYWOODS GOT CONTROL OVER MY MIND, ANON.

>>34834839
Don't care. It's not worth mutilation like that.

>>34835065
I've personally met chestlets that want bigger boobs. For many women it would be considered a gift. And don't fucking pretend there is nothing sexual about breasts.

I kissed and fingered here while she was drunk once. Think we were 15 then

>>34835765
>Don't care. It's not worth mutilation like that.
What am I supposed to do then, deal with it forever? Meh, I have 2 years to think it over.

>>34828614
>They're not bags of fat.

Well source me up famalam because this is news to me.

She was kinda cute. Great big titties. Beautiful hair. But she ended up failing high school despite being smart. And she also turned into a full feminista with a shaved head. And now her other cute sister is gender fluid or some gay shit.

gg
no re

>>34835867
You have 2 years to see a chiropractor and learn some back exercises. Don't fall for the surgery meme.

Also just how big are they?

>>34818638
t. Toasty chestlet

>>34831307
>that hair
>those tits
Motherfucker that's hot as hell

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>>34835457
Full and round with wide roots that start high on her chest and quickly slope outwards.

>>34835008

... do you even know what website you're on


lady gaga

>be me
>junior year French class
>Language is the only thing I really excelled at (for some reason)
>sit between 4 girls
>one THICC white bitch
>she was into crosd country but with tits and ass like hers I dont know how
>one generic white girl with HUGE tits and a pretty nice ass
>one nerdy girl with the sweetest of thunder thighs
>finally one super skinny latina who was always too shy to raise her hand

Guess who I took to prom

>>34835460
Jewish women are brunettes and brunette fashion tends towards an image of womanly voluptuousness. There is some paradoxical elements to this since wealthy women are often Jews and they are often fashion defining.

>>34835867
As cold as it will sound: yes.

Part of what originally made me turn against the idea of reduction surgery is one time I heard someone put it like this, "there have been millions of women throughout human history who you know had very large breasts and it probably made them have back pain... and they had no way of doing anything about it. And you know what they did? They went on and lived their lives and accepted their bodies. The majority of women in all of human history have not had the luxury of even considering reducing their breasts and they made it through life just fine."

If they did it, so can you.

>>34835460
>I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT HOLLYWOODS GOT CONTROL OVER MY MIND, ANON.

They do, there's not much you can do about it. But it has control over their minds too, you know.

>>34818565
Didn't have one, all boys highschool. :(

>>34823792

>Damn hommie, how many times yo mamma molested you?

Nice projection, nigger lover. I'm not your "hommie", you fucking degenerate.

> You told me already? That's quite a statement considering this is the first time I mentioned CASH ME OUTSIDE...

Nope. You spread your cancerous nigger loving posts saying how "CASH ME OUTSIDE HAS SOME BIG ASS TITTIES BRO" on another thread on /b/, faggot.

>And it was a joke you piece of shit, no body actually wants that shit.

HURRRRR OMG OMG DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE HUR HUR HUR SO FUNNY AMIRTE HURR

Kill yourself

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>>34818565
She would wear Christian rock t-shirts and scream about Jesus,made it all the more awesome when i would have tit job fantasies about her,she was hot as shit too.We use to call her Mary Mammaries,she would get really mad about it and jiggle everywhere.

>>34818565
We had the same name. It was weird.

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>>34833691
If you dig deep enough in facebook you'll find a lot more.

>>34826993
female robin williams, her chest looks like C cups too so fuck off

>big tits thread
>very few big tits

>>34818565
I had sex with this girl over the summer before college. Regularly. She was not ridiculously skinny but had boobs that were probably a G cup or something, think large cantaloupes, at maybe 5'1.

She was a lot of fun, kind of bitchy and embarrassing to be around, but it was an interesting experience. She was bad at riding, so I never really felt her tits dragging on my chest on top, but sometime when she would give me head I could feel her tits on my balls, which was incredible.

I got a gf, who is generally hotter and cooler, and when she asked me to hang out recently, I declined, citing conflict of interested. Texted her like 8-9 months later to shoot the shit and got hit with "why are you texting me for the first time in almost a year"

It's an experience I would recommend at least once

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>sit area is near the school gate at lunch breaks
>stacy and her roasties leave thru gate at every lunch time for 5 years of high school
>over heard her talking in class that she goes gets junk food mc donalds, kfc, etc, during those breaks
>she was flat chested at the begging of year 8 of high school
fast forward 5 years later
>she has the biggest tits in the whole school(d cup size)
>her roastie friends are close behind in size
>somehow she's not fat but skinny
>tfw she's 45cm taller than me

>>34838072
If she had the biggest breasts in school she was far beyond a "d cup".

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Her name was Darcy and at one point apparently some nudes of her were sent around several schools, but because I wasn't cool enough to be in on it, I never got to see them. I'd feel bad but it didn't ruin her life or anything, it was just temporarily embarrassing for her and was soon forgotten. She was a total butterface, fucking huge coke nose and thin lips and looked awful without makeup (which she caked on like crazy), and she was kind of a dumb blonde, but her body was unbelievable. I regret never getting the chance to see her naked, but oh well. She was actually nice in person, I sat near her in one of my classes and I never thought she was a bitch or anything. But she was a total normie, grade A basic bitch. Boring from head to toe. But those tits, dude...those tits.

>>34819127
she was clearly hitting on you dude, why didn't you tap that?

>>34818760
Show me ONE example where this is the case. I have never seen breast reduction surgery that looked good on anyone.

>>34824894
>They really do feel like bags of sand.
they must have been really dense because breasts don't feel like sand, they feel like pudding

>>34838072
>tfw she's 45cm taller than me
How tall was she?

Dimwit who got with the pakistani "gangster" kids.

>>34835867
I'm gonna take a guess and say you don't do any back exercises, and I'll also guess that you don't do any exercise at all and are probably overweight. Statistically, this is most likely the case assuming you're American.

>>34838580
tall enough to get you into a tall girl fetish

>>34838616
Which is
Youre talking about 8th grade you were either an extreme manlet or she was 2m+

>>34838688
she was taller than the teachers

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>>34838696
Just tell me the number

>>34832549
Best post ITT yet.

>>34838710
I T S A M A D E U P S T O R Y

>Tfw mommy was that girl

>>34818565
Ex of mine called Helen, developed macromastia or something while i was with her
She went from a 36b to a 36g in the year that i was with her, now after 4 years shes a 38M cup

>>34828394
>Codi Vore

Hnnnnnnnnnggggggg

>>34831190
She looks like a PS1 era JRPG character.

>>34835867
If you do it then just get the under the breast way and not through the nipple. People choose the latter to avoid "ugly scarring" but they kill the nerves in the nipples and stop you from ever lactating properly when they cut through that.

im talking to her right now, wish me luck faggots

>>34818904
>1/4 of her mass was tits
>>>/d/

>>34840222
You lucky motherfucker... for the love of god, post her tits

I, I don't think we even had one at my shitty hs. Sure, there were hot popular girls but there wasn't one that had actually remarkable tits. Fucking Chestlet High.

>>34818565
nnnnnngh dude her name was chloe and one time I walked around the corner and she was changing her fucking pantsu in the hallway because it was way after school hours and neither of us thought anyone was at the school other than ourselves and I saw her fucking frilly g string panties dude on her tight middle school pussy and it made my middle school face turn red and my middle school dick get hard

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She has delicious G cups. she was short with big tits, thin waist and thick hips with a thick ass. She's just become a generic roastie whore who just goes clubbing and works in a dead end job. I've fapped to picture of her more than anything else in my life despite not having any wins of her.