I fucked up. I had a chance and I blew it I'll be on this

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>>34814046
I hope you arent serious
Youre not entitled to sex just because yall hung out and are sleeping in the same bed
If a girl really wants to fuck you she will but if not forget about it
Why must men always thing abour getting their dick wet in a HOLE

>>34814046
i agree she roasted pretty hard. but i can't decide whether your retardedness surprasses her roast

>>34814661
it's not like I demanded sex I fucking asked her if she wants to in a halfway romantic way. at least I didn't go full caveman and just started touching her

>>34814733
what do you mean by retardedness? I seriously don't see what was wrong with how I acted

>>34814811
>I seriously don't see what was wrong with how I acted
The fact that there was 0 foreplay or seduction. Honestly she probably would have been open to sex with you which is why she looked at you for 5 seconds.

>>34814811
>I fucking asked her if she wants to in a halfway romantic way
>>turn head to her and ask "s...so you wanna have sex?"

Hahahahahhahahaaa, holy shit.

>>34814835
>Honestly she probably would have been open to sex with you which is why she looked at you for 5 seconds.
bullshit

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>>34814811
>halfway romantic
>"s-so do you want some of this gu-gorilla dick baby"
>Making excuses for your lustful and malicious nature
I would've left from shame if I were you
You're now gonna be known as creepy

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>>34814835
>Honestly she probably would have been open to sex with you
But we were already in bed how much more shit are you supposed to do? I never had sex so that is my honest understanding that everything before you just do to be in bed with the girl and once you are there the magic starts to happen

>>34814898
>I would've left from shame if I were you
WHY? It wasn't me who insisted on staying for the night. How the fuck would have anyone made the connection from "Hey stay the night (=Let's have sex)" to "Hey stay the night(=No fucking way sex is going to happen)
It's like me giving you 100 bucks but being all offended and taken back when you actually reach out to take the bill

Women are fucking stupid

>>34814811
>at least I didn't go full caveman and just started touching her
this would have been way better

>>34815156
true, if you did this right op, it would have worked.

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>>34814046
>turn head to her and ask "s...so you wanna have sex?"

You're killing me op

>>34815156
>>34815197

but this shit is how rape charges are fabricated

>>34814046
You never ask to have sex. Also, were you guys being romantic at all throughout the entire night?

>>34815513
well you wouldnt just immediately start grabbing her tits and pussy. Lean in, go for a kiss first, then she can deny you or go along with it. Its easy from there and 100x better than
>DUUURRR WANNA FUCK

>>34815551
Yup. You start with kissing. After a bit of that, you can reach for over the pants groping. If she stops you and says, "I'm not a slut," you're not getting laid tonight. Still, you can recover by saying, "Well, I am. So whenever you're ready."

>>34814046
guys , would it be better if he had offered to CUDDLE ? would she accept it ?

>>34815583
this sounds comfy as fuk, and a really easy way to escalate by just rubbing her and eventually rubbing to her boobs or something

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>>34815547
no we were just watching movies with a mutual friend and ordered some pizza. I didn't know they were planning on ordering food though so I didn't take any money with me which sucked.god knows why the other guy left he was texting on his phone all evening on and off and didn't even pay attention through the movie he chose.

>>34815551
>DUUURRR WANNA FUCK
come on man that's way too exaggerated I asked with a tender and smooth voice because I thought that would be polite and we were set already anyways which is what you would FUCKING ASSUME if you end up in bed with a roastie what the fuck

>>34815619
pizza-eating slut

Jesus fuck that is cringe. Sounds like you were just laying side by side with one another as friends- not even cuddling- and you just went out and said, "Wanna fuck?"
That's not how ya do it at all...
Ugh, I'm dying thinking about that.

>>34815565
this is good advice. orignalu !

>>34815677
yeah kinda sounds like it was maybe a friend thing. I mean if she was on her tablet, not paying attention to you...doesnt sound promising.

was there any previous sexual tension/potential earlier in the night?

>>34814046
>"s...so you wanna have sex?"
You're killing me OP holy shit

>>34815565
>"men" are calling themselves sluts just to get a chance at pussy these days

Your generation will be remembered as the most pathetic one in the history of humanity. No way any other future generation will surpass this, and it'll be all recorded in the archives for everyone to laugh at for millennia.

>>34815785
It's a humorous remark you bitter old fuck.

>>34815801
>lmao I want to get fucked in the ass and drink some cum XDD have sex laterz?

>>34815817
>>34815785
>too autistic to understand the difference between banter and actual degeneration
even for r9k standards, you're a retard

>>34815122
>the magic starts to happen
Hahahaha fuck I'm a kissless hand hold less 19 year old virgin and have more of an idea than you.

Those fake stories always make me smile.

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>>34815619
>wanna fuq
>polite
Pick one