>I've thought you said you work out, anon? >Hahahaha

>>34813870
Let my boner break through my shorts and tackle the blonde, rip off the belly piercing to debilitate her, fucking her into submission.

>>34813870
Do you think girls with belly piercings aver get tangled up with other girls with belly piercings? Like a spanking katamari

nice bikini, did you cut out some pieces from your grandmas couch?

>>34813870
I hoop that isn't exactly a proper lifting routine you dumb cunt.

Punch them both. Get beaten half to death by chads and thrown from the premises.

"Hey, ever wonder why fat guys can bench press 350?"

That's all it takes. It revealed that you know you aren't the leanest, but shows that you're on your way to becoming Adonis. Plus it uplifts your fellow fat /fit/izens in the process.

>>34813870
I never said that though. In fact, everyone knows how weak and scrawny I am

>>34813870
oh... your big boobs look so hot.. and you look sexy in your g-string... and your face is so pretty...

b-but i can lift 1/2/3/4!!!

>>34813870
I said I only do squats and cardio.