reminder that even if you do lose your virginity you WILL embarrass

>>34813253
I don't care what she says as long as she sticks by me and opens up her legs frequently. Gossip all you want I literally do not care if i am getting some.

>>34813253

>sweater sewn with boob slots

this is why i hate roasties.

this is why you date a fembot
>no friends to make fun of you to
>no sexual experience to compare you to

>>34813253

who gives a shit if you're no longer a virgin

>>34813253
>first time having sex
>first time doing anything
>not going to be mediocre at it
It's like telling a student that they're going to be mediocre when they start their first job.
What I'm trying to say is, there is a first time for everything, and experts were once beginners too.

>>34813253
if she chose to have sex with youm she most likely wouldn't devaulue you

>>34813253
You don't have to tell her. And the day you do, fuck with the lights off.

>>34813291
Too bad they are all cunts who will ghost you for not being chad.

>>34813841
sorry about that, guy.

>>34813253
Jokes on you if I lose my virginity it will be to a guy.

This is why you practice with a prostitute first.

>>34813841
>implying Chad doesn't get ghosted

>>34813291
I actually know a girl like this that stalks me online and has interest in me. She also has big boobs.
>tfw she doesn't know I'm a huge loser NEET and I don't want to ruin her opinion of me

>>34813979
Has she shown you her uncovered boobs?

>>34813253

Don't fall for this, bots. EVERYONE has embarrassing sex stories and nobody cares

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>>34813253
Good thing I won't ever have to worry about that...

>>34813996
>implying my faggot ass ever talked to her directly
Nah, she stalks me because I gave her a brash but genuine compliment. I do have a few cleavage and tight shirt pics though, she said she was an FF, and they are indeed huge.

>>34814205
Then why not talk to her and tell her you love her boobs and how pretty she is. You'll get them.

>>34814220
I already said I was a NEET and don't want to ruin her opinion of me. Maybe when I escape this life.
>tfw she's actually in my state, but at least a few hours away on the opposite side.