>teehee, anon, I know you said you were straight, but I saw

He needs to go the full 9, panties, stockings, a lingerie top, a wig, make up, fully shaved, and not say a word

yeah, I'm sure femboys would want overweight, greasy manlets to fuck them

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I'd try it.
If they smile and giggle a lot that'd help too.
Not sure if it's just my fear of women but I think they can be a lot cuter than most girls desu.
Still though they'd probably be as tall as me and not attracted to me at all.

>>34811618
It all depends on how his butt looks. If it's nicely size and round and feminine, is happy ravage his delicious boipucci.

If it's flat/muscular/masculine in some form, then I'll pass.

Booty is everything r9k.

If you're an aspiring trap/femboy and you don't have a nice plump butt, is very seriously recommend that you work on it. You can have big fake tits and fat plastic lips but it won't matter if you look like a twig from the waist down

>>34811618
>call him a nosey parker for looking through my phone and tell him to fuck off

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>>34811686

>he fell for the femboys have high standards meme

You do have to have a nice cock though.

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>>34811881

>tfw no gay bf who isn't some weird femboy degenerate

>>34811911
I'll be your bf, assuming you're into overweight masc guys with brain problems.

>>34811911
They're all degenerates my man.

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>>34811881
>>34811911
>tfw no gay bf who IS a weird femboy degenerate
;-;

>>34811881
This, so long as you aren't repulsive and diseased , you just have to be better entertainment than a lonely night

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>>34811961

It's true. Fucking killing me. My life was a cosmic accident.

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>>34811881
I want to marry and bully a cute boy like this.

>>34812028
Yeah I feel sorry for you gaybots, I always hear people talk about how easy it is to get sex when you're gay, but you also have to deal with AIDS and I've heard that gay guys who want a proper relationship are few and far between.

>>34812088
>AIDS
literally a non issue with PreP now

>>34811911
>>34812028

tfw no "regular guy" bf who isn't some walking stereotype who only wants a relationship based on sexual roles.

No, I want a normal family with a wife and children.