This thread is dedicated to all the hip, cool-cats who are feelin

-beat boxing-
Yo yo OP is a faggot
Momma took a shit and he's the maggot
Excuse me now I gotta a sammich to eat from the #1 zagat
-drop the mic-

>>34811273
That was the worst rap ever
>got booed offstage and possibly btfo

>>34811294

Come up with something better in the same time I made that "rap." It took me 30 seconds so GO

>>34811273
Come on man, you're harshin my mellow
I'm trying to noodle it out over here and you've gotta give me a zonk on the head like that?
Hip minus my dude

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To be honest? Nope not tonight. But I wish I did.

May I still join the thread pls cool senpaitachi?

>>34811417
Anyone wantin to keep it cool is welcome
What's weighin your mind?
Girl won't give you the bingo? Got some bad news?

>>34811237
...the fuck kind of thread is this? Once the janitors mop this up, don't try again.

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If theres a line ill cross it.
Drink damnation, leaky faucet.
Broken mind, feels... Sublime.

Wallow in it. Got no business.
Got no purpose. Just feel nervous.

Stuck an bleedin, just existing act of treason

>>34811437
What kinda bit are you coppin?
The pigs don't get bugged anymore about us cool cats

>>34811352
>Come on man, you're harshin my mellow

Please kill yourself swiftly

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>>34811436
Naah she ain't givin me the bingo
Even after I drop her the lingo

The life I lead is a solitary one
It's about time that I had some fun

Every single day feels the same
Gotta learn to play the game

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I'm likin' the vibe of this thread
Hope the jannys don't mop it up though
Keep it up, Op. You're one cool cat.

I remember a thread like this a year ago
Is it the same OP?
If so...

Props to keepin' this place un-square, fox

>>34811599
I wish I were that cool cat, he always kept it wild and far out

>>34811237
11:47 two eleven and a one before the seven
awaken from an ice cold daze in the middle of a snow capped haze, eye wide shut prayin for no more hollow and empty days.

kill me

~tss

*snaps fingers*
I don't do anything mentioned here, but maybe someone can relate to part of it.

I'm way too shy to stay late at the bar
/r9k/'s for things I say in the dark
black and white thoughts, off-color hateful remarks
that I wouldn't whisper in public, no ASMR
I worship those girls, I'm a beta retard
acting like them saying "hey" is an art
they mention their boyfriends, the pain is so sharp
Speaking of PINs, I donate with my card

That fucking Patreon is not cheap
but doc, it's like the girls are really talking to me
I crave their every cough and sneeze
Wanting their 7 digits, no millionaire lottery
So desperate for those neotenous beasts
Feel like putting rope in my head, and I ain't flossing teeth

If I were extroverted, maybe sex would be worth it
I'm hurtin cause I either jerk it or pay a person
To lift up her shirt for me, I'm concerned with this urgency
It burns like a third degree, I'm so shit, I yearn for some turds to eat
Damn

Personally, it never occurred to me drinking detergent's a diversion for me worshiping a virgin's feet. Fuck.