>"Sweetie, we need to talk. You remember Chad from next

>>34808391
...you've been fucking him. I know sarah, every night I watched through our bedroom window as you snuck out of bed and made sure that you "nearly" didnt make a sound. Your giggles and excitment gave you away.

I stayed up every night with my bionaculars watching him bury his dick deep in you. I know our son isnt mine but I couldnt get over it...on some level...i liked seeing this man teach you a lesson with his cock. The way he pulled your hair, wrapped his arms around you.

For christ sake. Just let him fuck you in my stead

>>34808391
YAMEROOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aadfwerqw23

Honey, Chad, I want you introduce you to someone. Her name's Maria
*teleports behind them*
*drops them on their knees*
Heh... See you in hell...
*shoot them*

>>34808447
Holy shit, fuck off you fucking faggot

>>34808391
kek 1

>>34808447
kek 2

>>34808882
kek 3

>>34808929
party pooping autistic cunt

>>34808882
get out of here, benny.

>>34808957
>kek 1, kek 2, kek 3

die

>>34808964
Ring a ding ding, baby
Smooth little original babies

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>>34808447
Good work, this post was legitimately good and I enjoyed reading it.

>>34808391
"I know, we had a deal and I've been fucking his wife"

>>34808929
go fuk ur moom a'

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>>34808391
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CHAD, BUT IT WAS ME, DAD!

>>34810089
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy

>>34808391
It's ok, people can still live fulfilling lives with HIV

>>34810934
he rules france with an iron, but fair, fist I hear.