>tfw went to the buffet and ate until I involuntarily shit

>>34807313
>>tfw went to the buffet and ate until I involuntarily shit myself because the pressure inside me forced it out

You're disgusting.

What pressure? Did you forget that you need to shit too?

>tfw mommy bought me a pizza hut pizza again
She is killing me I gotta get out of here

>>34807313
that's actually one of my fetishes.

Get a guy, preferably one who hasn't taken a shit in a couple of days, to sit at the table (maybe even tie him up) and make him eat and drink until he's squirming on the chair because both his bladder and vowells are about to burst. Tears on his eyes, he begs me to let him go. But instead I massage his stomach and apply pressure on his underbelly until he starts wetting and shitting himself uncontrolably. Then I send him home without letting clean himself first.

>>34807313
>tfw almost forgot to eat today again
>tfw mom was concerned since I hadn't come up to the main part of the jouse all day
>tfw no skelly wojak to post

>>34807384
>false flagging as a skelliton in a fat thread

How fucking fat are you?

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>>34807313
>tfw finally got fat to swipe my ass properly anymore
I have to clean it in the shower now which is so gross because I only shower about three times a week

>>34807360
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Find some guy on Craigslist who's willing to do it desu

>>34807402
6'1" 145lbs pounds last I checked, was 153 a few months ago

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>>34807481
fuck off faggot normie gtfo if you need a safe space

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>being admitted to hospital next week
>minor operation
>never been in hospital before
>pre-op assessment
>"step on the scales please"
the look on her face

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>>34807313
>>34807477
Th-these are just made up, right? You guys are just memeing...?

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>>34809229
No I literally weigh 550 lbs

>>34807488
Nice nigga! I'm 6'2" 164lbs, but it only sits on my man-tits and thighs

>>34807477
Shower a little more often then.

>>34807313
>This thread was made earlier this morning

And here I was hoping this was a real story

Yeah I fucking am on /r9k/ often enough to see repeat threads

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>>34810761
It is real I just wanted to post it again

>>34810937
Good, good

Now make a BLACKED thread, we haven't seen enough of those today yet.. trigger some white bois.

>>34807554
>normie
You thought I was disgusted? You ended your torture too early.