If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

>>34807222
checked
and i'd change my height since im a manlet

>>34807222

she's very pretty.

my teeth are pretty bad

>>34807222
>Physical aspects
I wish I didnt have a corporeal form

>>34807222
Change my shoulder so it'd stop falling out and hurting.
Change my appetite so I eat more.
Change my brain so I stop saying stupid things to myself and others.
Change my heart so it isn't so easily attached and broken.

One of these at least.

>>34807222
bumping with an unoriginal post

I'd fix my weak/receding chin.
Maybe even my eyelids out.

Personality since it's near impossible to change. Other things I can get plastic surgery and steroids.

my social ineptness.

I would like to be interesting

I would be a girl...

I would make myself healthy

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>>34807222
>checked
And with that out of the way,

GIVE MY BACK MY FUCKING FORESKIN IT WAS STOLEN WHEN I WAS A DAY OLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34807222
I would change my gender. My male life is fucked, might as well see if I have better luck with tits and a vag. Also I think I'd make a cute girl

>>34807222
I really hate how masculine I am. I really wish I had a more feminine body. Fucking hate myself.

>>34807222
Less autistic.

Commentaire original.

Im 5'7, id kill to be 6', even 5'10. Thats the only thing id change. Dont care about my face.

I'd like to be more naturally extroverted. I feel that my quietness and social anxiety is what's keeping me from having any friends or girlfriends.

There are many things I could improve, but I feel without this, I would go nowhere.

>>34807222
I'd have a much, MUCH slower heartrate

Decrease my age back to 18. If not that I'd fix my heart problem.

Be a woman. Just because life would be a million times easier.

>>34807222
Id change my parents and upbringing

I would like for my heart to stop beating.

>>34807222
I'd give myself motivation and mental/emotional stability. I'm not good looking but I know if I had those I could do anything I wanted.

give myself a chin

Emotional fortitude.

>>34807222
Change muscle mass.

I would like not to have what I'm pretty sure is constant brain fog.

>>34807222

90% of it would be my face since it's ruined. I'd straighten it out and fix my teeth withour requiring a second and third jaw surgery.

I'd fix my hairline so I don't need a forehead reduction.

i'd make myself not ugly.

After that, I'd like to be not short and to not have a small dick.

But that's life.

I would like to not cum within 60 seconds of entering a woman's vagina.

>>34807222
If I could change my bank account balance to a much higher number it would make me a lot better off.

I'd be okay by society's standards if I had enough money to live alone.

>>34807222

Fix up my bottom row of teeth.

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I wish I could be way more intelligent so I could stop being a disappointment to my parents. My life would basically be perfect if I was smart. Just imagine coasting through life using your intellect.

>>34807222
Change my brain so I can concentrate and apply my intelligence.
Change my back so it's unfucked from deadlifting.

Most of all, and I'm not sure what this qualifies as, I'd give my self a shitload of self-discipline. Lack of discipline is keeping me from succeeding.

>>34811049
Being intelligent just makes you miserable. I wish I was dumb.

>>34807222
Blue eyes

oregano

>>34807222
more driven

it's a tough choice between no more balding and a big dick (average size atm), i'd probably go with the dick to be honest.

>>34807222
I would lose 60 pounds.

Trying to do it manually sucks.

Be white. Literally life on easy mode after that

>>34807222
I'd just redo the whole damn thing, gosh I'm an abomination

But to be specific, my teeth

jeez i cant really pick one

personality related:
>make myself more socialble
>learn how to interact with ppl i find attractive (ie flirting)
>learn not to say embarrassing things
>be more motivated
>be able to get over things

physically related:
>want freckles
>want to be shorter (like 5'3")
>want to be thinner but not too thin, kinda thick but in a conventionally attractive way
>want looser curls/straighter hair (i have nignog hair :/ )
>no buttchin/chin dimple

>>34811288

Keep deluding yourself on that one. Lots of white people have lots of problems.

blue eyes, wider shoulders, more defined jaw and more prominent chin, bigger wrists

-I want veneers. My teeth are straight (I had braces), but I just want a wider smile if that makes sense. I had a great big smile, but my dentist removed 4 molars and it pushed my teeth back a lot when the gaps had to be filled!!! Don't think he actually had to do that, but whatever
-Bigger breasts. I like my pear shape but my breasts are barely B's :((( I want C's or D's
-I'd like to be at least 5'7
-Pointier nose

I don't like my nose. I would have made smaller and straighter.

I actually have the money to get a rhinoplasty, but I don't want to go through the pain of having my nose literally broken.

More defined jawline is the only thing keeping me form being chad.

>>34811382
>>34811564
Cease and desist desu.

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I am very much insecure about and would like to change the fact that

my heart is still beating

I'll just go with a nice hairline and a bigger/thicker penis

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I would get my teeth done, get jaw surgery cos I have no jaw, fix my massive nose add an inch to my penor and add 15 IQ points to bump me up to 140

my personality :( im secretly funny and the funniest person among my friends but i can only open up when im with people im comfortable with

im so quite...especially with new people or those who i admire, who are really cool and seem awesome :( i was drunk yesterday but i still got comments about this

ehh it makes me so anxious

i would want to drop 100lb instantly and without repercussion

I wish I was a super genius.
>wanting looks

Intelligence will grant you immortality.

>>34811174
your wish has already been granted though.

>>34807222
Height, of course. It sucks being 5'4. I'd love to be 6 foot tall.

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>>34807222
height to 6'4
face to look more like guy on left of pic related

>>34812086
I was eagerly awaiting this response. It took an hour, though. You should be ashamed.

My family thinks I'm incapable of everything.

So I would change that.

I don't know what it is exactly that makes them think I'm incapable and when I ask them, they treat me like an idiot and say things like "Why do you think people are treating you like a moron?" and "who do you think thinks you're incapable?" or "Incapable of what?".

I would make myself 1 inch tall and invincible to live out my giantess fantasies

I would change my propensity for getting attached to people I've never met because I keep messing up my life.

White skin.

>>34812730
Won't help you as much as you think it will.

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>>34812730
pretty autistic response anon

you could choose a big ass brain or a personality that actually attracts women but instead you choose a star on your bellybutton

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>>34807222
It'd change my face back.
Face counts as one.

>>34812720
How are you not banned pedofag?

>>34813101
Star belly master race

>>34807222

I would remove the ugly dark circles under my eyes.

>>34814288
Make up, Anon.

>>34807222
my nose, jaw and skin (red)

>>34807222
No more fucking flat feet

>>34814367

I'm acutally using a little bit of make-up, but it only makes them appear slightly lighter. You can still clearly see them, because they are so dark.
My skin is pretty pale, I guess that makes it worse.

>>34807222
id make myself less socially inept.
its ruins literally everything

>>34808562
>receding chin
Made me laugh but are you being serious?

>>34807222
I would change my voice to be ultra-deep.
You never see deep-voiced people with a hard time getting pussy wet

>>34807222
I'd make myself a little bit taller.

A more aesthetic nose. Get rid of eye bags. Make my hair texture straighter. Get rid of my social avoidant personality traits. Make my speech more fluid, and give myself more charisma. Better concentration too, to combat procrastination.

What the fuck is with all of these people complaining about dark spots under their eyes and shit like that?

Who fucking cares?

>>34815131
Ikr. You could add a foot to your height or your dick and they want to change their skin?
Has no one informed them of their other failings?

Having a foot long cock guarantees size queen sluts will fuck you

Become a very pretty boy who looks like a girl who is also taller at 5'6.

I'd straighten my eyes

Strabismus has destroyed my life

>>34815249
Maybe those people are content with their height and dick size

>>34807222
My moles from my chin

I would get a non-ugly face, it's by far what i hate the most in me.

>>34807222
I would have a functional vagina.

Meh there's nothing to change that would make my life significantly better, I suppose I could take new functioning eyes since my vision is crap.

Otherwise most if not all of my problems are in my head.

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>>34815285
I hope not.
I can't imagine someone who's well-endowed AND tall that only needs minor tweaks coming to /r9k/

Fuxking everything. I have chronic dyamorphia but im also just straight up ugly. I wish i was never born.

Reduce the chubbiness of my cheeks.

I would've eliminated the genes that predispose me to anxiety.

Or maybe errode the synapses in my brain that trigger my heightened anxious self and do some magic by which my brains neuroplasticity increased and suddenly repaired the anxious response with a neutral one.

>>34807222
I'd rather change people perceptions of everything.

I would fix my underbite.

>>34807222
I'd change my life into a better one

I would give myself the power to ensure that anyone who ever made a
>tfw no gf
post would never get a gf

either change to more attractive face or change to not balding

Looking my age would be bloody nice.

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I wish I could get rid of all the cow licks on my head. One gust of wind and I look like I mentally ill patient. I have to keep my hair buzz cut short all of the time because of it.

>>34807222
I wish id be less weird around girls

>>34807222
Height, EASILY

My self respect would probably increase 10 fold if I were to get any sort of respect from others.

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I'd like more money. Right now I can't afford shirts or pants.

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Bigger dick, hands down.

>>34807222
i'd remove my crippling autism
thats it
if it werent for the fact that im a turbo autist i could be chad

>>34807222
I'd make myself stupider, or I'd make myself dependent on attention which would force me to reintegrate with society and become more normal.

Fix my escoliosis. Its not the only issue I have, but its certainly the one that makes me most insecure about my appearence.

>>34816704
What's wrong with yours?

>>34816918
Isn't it obvious? Just look at it!

>>34816967

I've look at it numerous times now. It seems fine.
No homo

>>34807222
My laziness & stubbornness

>>34807222

I would change my social retardation.
I'm happy with my intelligence, and looks are above average.

>>34816981
Never hurts to get a bigger dick. If you're not growing, you're shrinking.

>be taller
>bigger dick, 7 inches isn't good enough I want at least 9
>get foreskin back
>look 18 again
>bigger hands and feet
>have better gains from working out

my face is pretty cute but I wouldn't mind it being a bit more chiseled and maybe have a slightly smaller nose, clearer skin etc.

>>34812138
both of these are pretty cute 2bh, they could have chose a lot worse for the "unsexy" face

>>34807222
Add some courage.

>>34807222

Height. 5'1 womanlet is not good enough

>>34817526
5'1 is a good height for a woman.

>>34817551
I can't put on the tiniest bit of weight or I just look huge. If I was taller the fat would be much less noticeable

>>34817598
Then don't get fat.

wider jaw. i have a long face and my jawline isnt pronounced at all. i basically want to look like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQVOiuSBLgo/?taken-by=eliezus

>>34817634
thank u for ur input

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I'd become a reserved edgelord that doesn't feel lust nor need sex.

>>34817789
Just get castrated.

>>34807222
Hard to say

Nothing is outright fucked about me, I would just have to improve my stats all the way round.

Would choose one of the these:

>height to 6'4 (currently 5'11-6')
>dick to 8.5 inches (5.5-6 or so right now)
>symmetrical face (asymmetrical but otherwise mostly ok right now)
>more motivation or focus
>higher intelligence (already high but more wouldn't hurt)
>etc

If being rich is an option I'd just go for that, an easy life where I can afford a physical trainer, cook etc to look better as well as nice cars, travelling and making an impact on society would more than compensate for any physical shortcomings

>>34817551
no it isn't, womanlets are gross and need to stop spreading their horrible genes

>>34807222
I'd wish for a beautiful face and no acne scars.

>>34817551
5'1 is hobbit size

5'8-10 is ideal, unless you're some stubby manlet who will end up looking small next to her

>>34818643
This. Don't ruin your potential childrens lives by making them manlets. Just adopt or some shit.

>height to 6'1 (currently 6'6)
>face clearer
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>naturally hairless body / short blonde body hair
>less facial fat
>better facial shape
>silkier, straighter hair
>slightly more muscular development
>whiter teeth
>darker, narrower eyebrows
>longer & more eyelashes
alright after that I'm good

I would unfuck my talking disability with females and have enough 2bh

I'd choose to be the smartest person to ever live desu

I'd become a girl. Simple.

>>34807222
Brainpower

I want more power.
Wealth and Glory are the consequences of applied power.

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>>34807222
I'd want a perfect hairline, and the assurance that I'd never lose it. It looks good now, but who knows down the line.

Everything else, like a good body, is something I want to work for.

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eliminate my acne.

probably the only thing i want.

>>34807222

I already pretty much have everything I want except having a small bone frame (ie: wristlet, anklelet, etc...)

So I would definitely increase my bone frame.

>>34820185
Why wouldn't you want to be 6'6? You could be gigachad if you have some muscle

Unless you have issues with your spine or live in a manlet country

>>34807222
I'd replace the base of my penis with an electric rotor

>>34821602

To be a proper Chad you only need to be taller than most people in the room, not taller than everyone within a 100 mile radius.

Also, being that tall will just make you run into practical problems like literally not being able to buy clothes you want because they don't come in XXXL sizes and if they do they are made for fat people.

>>34821847
At 6'1 you won't be the tallest guy in the room though. Where do you live?

I guess I'm a bit biased because I'm in a sport with a lot of tall people, so I have a few 6'6+ friends who do pretty well

6'4 seems to be the sweetspot imo, decent muscle gains and you're taller than most people, girls see you as tall without being intimidating

You'd also do fine with clothes, at least in europe

I think you're overcompensating a bit wanting to be 6'1, like a manlet wanting to be 6'8 instead of a decent height

Anyways, it all depends on frame and genetics and how that combines with your height

>>34807222
I would ask to be ... taller I guess. I accepted my flaws anyway

>>34816567
Bane?

You are poor guy

I wish I didn't have this diaper fetish. I wish I could get off to naked women as often as I get off to disposable absorbent underwear

>>34807222
Id give myself more willpower or ambition.

>>34807874
How will changing your blood pumping organ affect your personality?

>>34807222
i wish i had the willpower to be a fucking ubermensch
the rest would follow

>>34811049
>>34811174
Why don't you guys trade

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>>34807222
I would change my fear of rejection and the shyness towards females
I'm happy with my physical traits and my intelligence
I recieve female attraction with ease but i have this stop sign in my mind which holds me up from approaching women

I'd give myself a functioning penis and XY chromosomes

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>>34816981
>>34817081
also needs to grow a foreskin, because that scar is not a good look

I want a 9 inch cock.

>>34823413
>implying women and traps alike don't want their insides scooped out by anon's massive exposed cockhead and girthy shaft

>>34823811
yeah

implying because it's true

>>34807222
I'd want perfect teeth. Its the only thing holding me back. My dick may be on the small-average side, but my teeth hinder me far more. I've tried so hard to keep them together too...life sucks.

>>34823924
m8 don't be in denial, you want that thing

>>34811049
>Just imagine coasting through life using your intellect.

Literally me. Skipped grades, always one of the best in my yeargroup and getting awards without studying. Went to a global top 10 Uni, about to graduate with my bachelors in a STEM subject. Mediocre grades but still better than most people could even dream of whilst putting in maybe 20 hours a week on average all in all

Feels good knowing that with a minimum of effort and some decent planning I'll always be a top performer and can achieve pretty much whatever I want

>>34812022
Intelligence won't grant you immortality unless you work in that particular field of medicine and end up making some discovery

Being smart isn't a superpower

>>34807222
Fat and that's it really.

If I was in good shape I imagine my life would be a lot easier.

>>34820185

>tfw I fit description except light brown hair

I'll trade you.

6'6" with a dad bod, beard, and a shaved head attracts women in hordes. I seent it.

Really white and really straight teeth.

It's my final physical insecurity to conquer, but I can't afford to do it.

>>34807222
I would make my self immune to pain, physical and mental.

That way I could wake up every day without thinking about how much I hate it.

>>34807222
Weight
If I wasn't overweight I could possibly be chad. I'm tall (6'4") and have an average dick (7 inches) dunno about my face though, I've always been really chubby in the face so I might still look like a 6'4" baby

Clearer skin, or a bigger dick.
I'd have to flip a coin