>parents are having a party >people over I don't really

>>34807107
suck old men dicc for money

>>34807177
So close fampai. You almost got it. Well not chronologically close but in terms of the digits.

Go browse the internet or play vidya while you eating some comfy food

>>34807107
get up and start shilling for hitler and the third reich

make a molotov with whatever is available, get naked, throw it, and run from the room shouting "fire! fire! fire!"

just masturbate and make it really obvious that you're masturbating.

>>34807665
so damn close...just do it OP

take a shit on the floor and walk the dinosaur

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>>34807416
>chronologically

If you're really gonna do it, walk into the room with no clothes on and start wailing.

Kill the host

beg mummy for tenderloins

Come out as homosexual with a heartfelt speech

flirt with a drunk 50 year old

>>34807665
Holy fuck. Kek is on my side tonight.

Print this thread and frame it

Masturbate until ready to cum then shoot it at one of the roasties.

scream as fucking loud as you can and record the shit

Knock over the TV

Drink 2.2x as much as you usually do and make an ass of yourself. If you don't drink, within 30 minutes consume 7-8 shots of liquor or 5-6 beers.
Sing an inappropriate song. and start stripping. bonus points if you film it and post.

>>34809483
8 shots in 30 mins seems like a really bad idea, especially if you dont drink

Hit on the hottest one there and post results

Call every single woman auntie, and every single man Senpai.

You have to do this at least 200 times within the next 24 hours, repeats are allowed to people, also, record doing it at least 20 times.

Play the lemon party vid on tv

>>34810737
This

Rehano

>>34807948
Came here to say this. Go get that milf poon op I believe in you. They're old so they will find your awkwardness cute.