good ol boozecohol thread time. check out my reviews here ht

>>34803724
I'm drinking cofee.

with a double shot of vodka

>>34803724

fuck off alt right cunt

oh shit I think I remember you from /soc/ threads back around 2012

Vodka and mcdonalds.
I'm supposed to be dieting but eating only 1500 calories a day is fucking killing me, my stomach has been growling for the last 5 hours

>>34803724
Welcome back, eternal Samson. How are you this fine winter's eve? I've got a bottle of red wine, as always. Cheers!

>>34803724
Sailor Jerry tonight

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skiUUrYxZeA

>>34803813
nice, a classic Finnish beverage
>>34803912
you do realize where you are, right?
>>34803963
yeah, I no longer post on /soc/. I get more attention here, and getting women on /soc/ is now completely impossible for non Chads, especially in my area
>>34804036
not terrible, wishing I had more cannabis. will probably buy more tomorrow or the day after

>>34804158
>not terrible, wishing I had more cannabis. will probably buy more tomorrow or the day after

>tfw out of shatter

nigga u getting fat at some significant rate

>>34804158

r9k is a liberal board, no matter how much you alt right twits scream this is your board

>>34804218
There is a place for autists like you to discuss politics
>>>/pol/

>inb4 they are mean and hurt your feelings

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Stone IPA, I see you got the usual.

Just stopping by.

>>34804272
Same, wish I could stay but I've been summoned to a family gathering.
Enjoy.

>>34804302

cheers anon.

im glad this is not original

end yourself you droopy, mopey comical punchline of a man

>>34804188
not a huge fan of oil myself, but each to their own
>>34804218
r9k has never been a liberal board, and certainly has never been a place where snowflakes like you can crybully people into changing their views
>>34804272
hallo motel, always nice to see you here

>>34803724
I just masturbated to your picture because I was horny idk why i kind of feel weird but i came thx

>>34804801
>2017
>not orbiting samson

Glad to see you have finally seen a glimpse of the light. Have a drink now.

>>34804801
glad I gave you an orgasm, enjoy
>>34804945
I should do a stream, where everyone in the chat takes a drink when I do. turn it into a game maybe, and whoever can outdrink me gets some prize

where is that other anon from previous thread about alcohol today in which you posted op?

I want him to fist me

>>34805014
idk, his thread is gone
don't do fisting anyway, seems really dangerous

>>34803724
Holla Holla get dolla.
Where dem girls at?
Get laid get paid 420

>>34803724
Rinse your mouth with that for 30 seconds.

Hello Sams. Really missed you mate.
I am currently waiting for a imperial stout to cool down.
Going to smoke a nice joint too.
Bretty gud imh.

Slumming it with pbrs.

>>34805836
PBR ain't that bad tbqhwyfam

Drinking the usual Jager and rockstar rn, just out of curiosity, how often do you drink, and how much?

>>34805872
If it were that bad, I wouldn't be drinking it, but I feel as if I have to acknowledge that it's a meme beer.

>>34805906
1. Nightly
2. At least three drinks

>>34805918
I know what you mean, it is entirely a meme but there are cheaper beers out there (Natural Light/Ice & Keystone) that are a league below PBR

Samsonpai r u a manlet?

>>34804989
>tfw 54mmy will never be glad to have given me an orgasm

>>34805586
I'd rather have good hash than bitches
>>34805836
>>34805872
to me, PBR is the quintessential adjunct lager. not the greatest beer for sure, but better than the normal mass produced American beers, and less nausea inducing than malt liquor for sure
>>34805906
every day, and usually 300-500ml of hard liquor plus a bit of wine and beer

>>34805966
You can also drink a considerable amount of pbr for little physical toll and little financial toll.

>>34805966
How are you alive? Genuinely curious.

>>34806022
He's dying, it's just that he's dying slowly.

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>>34803724
nothing much, i cant keep it cold or anything becuase my roommates would drink it with their party friends.

>>34806022
I've only been a full blown alchie for 2 years, it will be at least a decade before I start to die from this

How to avoid hangovers?

>>34806650
drink water, have asprin, be a tank

>>34806650
T-t-tolerance!

>>34806533
I remember seeing you on /soc/ quite often over a year ago, might've been even longer. I always thought you were kinda cute back then.
Funny to see you here now after coming back from a break from 4chan. I always wondered how talking to you would be like.

>>34806650
V8 juice really does the truth comes more me.
It's salt, water, and veggies, which combats dehydration well.

>>34806900
What the fuck, ipad?
V8 does the trick for me.
iOS is such shit.

>>34804617

>and certainly has never been a place where snowflakes like you can crybully people into changing their views

not being a racist and anti semite makes me a snowflake I guess. I am fine with that then. Also your videos are not very good, you're not reviewbrah. Reviewbrah isn't a racist scumbag who spams his shitty videos on here.

>>34806518

>can't make out name

Guess i'm not going to monks then

>>34806944
>antisemite
But he's also like the biggest kike

>>34806650
drink water and 420blaze
>>34806773
talking with me is never as fun as it seems
>>34806944
>anti semite
m8, I am a kike and unironically an Israeli citizen. troll harder

>>34807051
>Israeli citizen
Holy shit no way.
You ever gonna go to the chosen land and be all chosen therein?

>tfw went into the liquor cabinet while my parents arent home and started drinking a bunch of random stuff
who /devilish/ here?

>>34807051
>talking with me is never as fun as it seems
Only due to the fact that you'll fuck off for twenty to forty minutes at a time.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
The only reason I stick around is because I'm retarded.

where is yourbiggestfan when you need him

>>34807978
Ybf was in my terrible Thursday thread where I rode 54m50n's dick pathetically about how cool he is and posted autistic scribbles.

>>34807101
I've been to Israel a few times, though not recently
>tfw the food is so good there, I seriously consider bearing the oven tier weather and risking forced military enlistment just to get some decent shawarma

>>34804617
>snowflake
why do whiny betas who complain about everything call others snowflakes?

>>34808557
Aren't there Israelite expat communities you could get food from without living in the land of exploding busses?

>>34807268
same here anon i don't want to go outside and buy alcohol

>>34803724
Is this what r9k has become?
We used to post gettyimages of random bottles of liquor. The point was to talk to other people that were as alienated as we were, now I guess r9k is just another way to pimp your youtube channel

bang, I come in thru the window

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>Mfw I invited you to hang a week or so ago absalom

>mfw this nigga catted

Ill have my car nextime, make it easier, no worries. Alcohol out the wazoo here if thats interestin eh?

>>34808807
when? I don't remember
>>34808782
my youtube channel is infinitely better than most threads on this board these days
>>34808689
some, but not many in this area. there used to be a couple good Israeli restaurants around, but they're gone now
>>34808636
you are the whiny betas though, as you are weak, fragile, and less unique than you think you are

>>34808782
This fag's been spamming his mug since 2010 or so.
If you've actually been around here for a while then you sure as fuck haven't been observant.

>>34808901
Haha, you wanted to hang but ended up not able to. Idr it was a few days ago

>>34808905
no shit homey I've been here since 2006. So I'm not technically an old fag. Believe it or not I have gone through periods were I didn't go to 4chan everyday. Also "r9k" used to be a soc board where dumb fucks indulge attention whores. When r9k changed I didn't bemoan the changing culture. I accepted it. But seeing dumb shills pimp there youtube channel on r9k of all places makes me nauseous

>>34809017
>homey
Gross.

>>34808955
oh yeah, I remember now. I'll probably be free to chill on Monday or Tuesday

>>34804158
>impossible for non chads
Not true! I messaged Samson, and liked him but he said I was too far away

Every waiter/waitress at my work is starting to notice I'm an alcoholic. After every shift, I order a large Blue Moon and I drink it in a few seconds. I've had 4 different people comment on how fast I drink beer. Fug, man, why can't the normies just let a cook drink in peace?

>>34809396
that was either a long time ago, or not on /soc/. and I am also sick and tired of LDRs, it's basically all the shitty parts of a relationship with few of the benefits

>>34809752
lol most people that work at restaurants get why more fucked up than you on the daily

>>34809777
I drink from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep on my days off. Last night, I drank a 30 pack of Busch because I thought I didn't have to come into work until the second shift. Unfortunately I got called in today and had to work a 10 hour shift. I routinely finish a fifth of whiskey in a single sitting if the bottle is in front of me. But you're right. I'm sure they're drinking much more than I am.

>>34806650
What >>34806900 said. Don't fall for the Gatorade/Powerade/Pedialyte meme. V8 is the answer to your question. V8 and water.

>>34809293
Your the only tripfag I enjoy, cheers my dude

>>34806650
keep drinking.

>>34809868
I am currently trying to get a back of house job. which shift is better for boozing, morning or evening?

>>34810063
Evening, definitely, because you'll have more time to stay up drinking and can sleep in longer. But overall, first shifts are more /comfy/. I work at an Italian restaurant and the first half of the first shift is just all prep work and the second half of the shift is the peak of the dinner rush. I've worked at a few restaurants and in all my experiences, opening has always been more /comfy/ than closing.

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coming down off 200ug LSD.


Drinking some vodka to try and sleep but I've been drinking for 5 hours and I still feel high and drunk but not drunk like falling.

Alcohol goes well with LSD, Not for sleep though


>tfw just want to sleep

>>34810174
in my experience, I have to concur. closing is a real bitch, always involves rushing to do really dirty, awful jobs. opening is much more relaxed and fun

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>>34810209
Heroin helps with sleep deprivation

>>34810209
fuck sleep, just power through the night
>>34810471
opiates are really problematic though

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>>34810661
Its ok, if he does too much heroin he can do a lil meth to even himself out. Feels great too

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>>34810661
>fuck sleep, just power through the night


Nigga I've been on LSD for the last 16 hours and was already awake 10 hours before that.

I thought the devils nectar would put me to sleep

I just want to sleep familam

you see?

>>34810696
that sounds like an awful idea
>>34810826
ah, ok. try some indica cannabis, more alcohol, or some chamomile tea

>>34810957
samson how tall are you

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>>34810957
Psh. You're all foam and no mead

Not sure if I should get some more alcohol, im just at the point that i can still drive, the eternal struggle

>>34811050
He's six foot two, if I recall correctly.

>>34811050
around 6ft, and currently 260lbs
>>34811057
Over here, squire! I need help with my codpiece!

>>34811097
first reply decides my fate

>>34803724
Pabst

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>>34811227
Another sheet of acid

>>34811219
samson are you autistic

>>34811227
more booze
>>34811350
indeed I am, never been shy about admitting that

>>34811468
>more booze
thank you based sams0n

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Samson have you taken the bogpill yet?

>>34811505
no problem m8
>>34811543
of course, we all know Bogdanoffs and their Bogdabots are the future

>tfw will never have a devoted T H I C C gf who shares my interests
why even live?

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>>34803724
I can smell the vomit and piss from here....why drink floor cleaner...why not just smoke weed...that shit is terrible for you man...gonna make you bloated and fucked up lookin real fast...

>>34812837
Just learn a little music and get fit. Youll be fine

>>34812900
Man do I hate potheads and their habit to push their poison with such religious fervor to unwilling people and how they ram themselves into every discussion about booze and not realize how their peaceful herb is actually more destructive to society at large than alcohol.

>>34803724
shit I have been drinking the same thing all day!

>>34803724
Where are you from OP?

You look like a nordic masterrace