If fembots weren't intrigued by us and our virginities,

Women can't help but love the BUD (Big Unused Dick)

>>34803448
Well fucking done OP

Take a lesson lads

>>34803448
You can (not) have sex with me
(hahaha geddit cuz evangelion xd im so hilarious)

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They just like the ego boost.

This is the heirarchy of respectability for humans:

1. Chad
2. Stacey
3. fembot
4. robot

In all cases, a female is more powerful than a robot, however Chad controls the world and this annoys a female, so she finds where the robots are to feel better about her station.

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>>34803448
I am going to entrap a """fembot""" one day and feed her cummies as her only nourishment

>>34803514
if you think chad and stacy are more respectable than you it's because you're a dumb little troll. take your low self esteem and feeble attempts to compensate and shove it all up your ass. no one cares.

>>34803567
Occasionally you see a measly robot whose insecurities have warped into delusions of grandeur.
These are particularly amusing to the female.

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The volcel, the peak of human performance. He can have sex but he doesn't. He's much too busy mastering existence; his power level is maximum.

That man, to give what he's saving to YOU. Wow, it's the most flattering thing in the world. Accepting a man's carefully kept love and passion.

I want a virgin bf. However, I live in the most normie fucking country, so non-underage male virgins are almost impossible to find. And even when I do find one, they're either 300 lbs hambeasts or not interested in any sort of relationship.

>>34803652
>However, I live in the most normie fucking country
What country is that?

>>34803607
you're a dumb cunt as well. i'm tired of all you pathetic trolls arguing about social status and privilege. get fucked.

>>34803691
Serbia
oregano

>>34803448
being this delusional
origano orignao

>>34803652
I will be your bf, and move wherever you are.
25 KHV, 5'9" 145lbs, college degree, want to commit. pls respond

>>34803700
Witness the kind of lashing out that primes the robot organism for greater acts of vengeance against a reality incompatible with his worldview.

>>34803759
Let's be honest here, anon, no you won't. That would be plain fucking stupid.

>>34803733
Pedercino ne zavaravaj nikoga.
SISE ili bezi odavde

>>34803765
if there were a god, it would surely reveal itself in this manner. i see your resplendent superiority shining through my madness and have realized how terrible i am and how valuable you must be to this world. i must emulate your. oh, you have shown me the light. i repent. i repent with tears welling in my eyes and the image of greatness radiating through the text on my computer screen. i have been moved.

>>34803801
I have $20k in savings and I hate my life.
I was already planning on moving to Russia eventually. Serbia might even be better.

>>34803808
Zar ne mislis da bi objavljivanje sisa na anonimnom imageboardu bilo malo nemoralno, anon-kun?

>>34803641
How do I go from incel to volcel?

>>34803882
Trust me, anon, you don't want to move to Serbia. This place is a complete shithole. I'd actually feel guilty if someone moved here because of me.

>>34803652
pls be in
B E L G R A D E
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>>34803881
A robot, incapable of chademotions such as sarcasm, is occasionally able to reprogram in the face of undeniably superior logic.

>>34803949
what logic? you've lost me.

>>34803940
Well then come to USA.
Or we can try to migrate to some neutral country where we'll both be equally lost.

>>34803944
Jes. Iz kog dela bg-a si?

>>34804044
But the reboot does tend to wipe memory.

>>34804078
Okolina Banovog brda.
Jesi li devojka ili "devojka"?

>>34804092
no, my microprocessors are functioning at optimal capacity. the problem is that there was no logic to process. please upload this aforementioned logical data to my hard drive for further analysis.

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Answer my question, you fucks. >>34803926

>>34804145
Girl (female)
imas li mejl/steam/whatever?

>>34804214
ne bi da dajem pravi mejl na 4chanu
[email protected]

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>>34803926
>>34804199
The difference is that women want the volcel. He's attractive but unavailable. It's very charming.

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>>34804842
That doesn't answer my question.

HOW do I go from incel to volcel. How do I turn myself (incel) into an attractive but unavailable, charming man that women want (volcel)?

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>>34804896
Being independent, having a job and a car, exercising regularly, grooming and dressing properly, being able to hold a conversation and be interesting or funny instead of anxious and awkward. Just normal and attractive you know? It makes you want to get past his walls and force your way into his life. Like, since he puts up barriers it's so much more gratifying being his special someone that he shares himself with.